Posts by mmQ

1. 2015-07-16 at 7:45 AM UTC in Nostalgia Time: What was your first thread and/or post?
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   this was the FIRST thread I made:
   
   https://web.archive.org/web/20140912000839/https://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=306364
2. 2015-07-16 at 1:51 AM UTC in Any wantreprenuers here?
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   The masturbation glove would've made you a wealthy son-of-a-bitch Mike.
3. 2015-07-16 at 1:37 AM UTC in Yo why can't i make threads
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Why would a cat want anyone to look at it's butthole?
   
   ?????

   
   It's the butthole talking, but of course.
4. 2015-07-16 at 12:40 AM UTC in Yo why can't i make threads
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Why can't I reply to the threads that Bill Krozby can't make
   
   ?????
5. 2015-07-16 at 12:38 AM UTC in Niggas Woman League
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Show me your proof of gender just mega quick tho.
6. 2015-07-15 at 6:13 PM UTC in I am newbie here
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Send me some money.
7. 2015-07-15 at 6:09 PM UTC in California scam
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   "I'm not leeching off society because I acknowledge that I am leeching off society." Okay. I am with AT in that I don't give a fuck what you're doing, but it would be ok for you to just admit you're being a nigger. I have stolen plenty of things in my days, myself, because I'm a nigger. Sure I've justified it myself by stealing from churches and wealthy folks and billion-dollar corporations so it's more of a Robin Hood thing, but I'm still a nigger Robin Hood. Well, WAS.
8. 2015-07-15 at 6 PM UTC in If someone does not take my IQ test ITT I will fucking immolate
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   komo are you high on glues, or am I high on glues?
9. 2015-07-15 at 5:56 PM UTC in Pluto!!!
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   The "moon landing" has already been proven to have been faked. This could very well be faked, too.

   
   All of the moon landings?
10. 2015-07-15 at 5:55 PM UTC in Where did everybody go?
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    [SIZE=72px]ALIEN ABDUCTIONS ARE REAL[/SIZE]
11. 2015-07-15 at 2:07 AM UTC in Pluto!!!
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Looks like a little punk ass bitch. I wish I knew Pluto's address I'd totally go fight it.
12. 2015-07-15 at 1:24 AM UTC in Hey Lanny
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I will go ahead and blame Putin.
13. 2015-07-12 at 9:10 PM UTC in Who's more autistic. Malice or myself?
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The two of you combined are but a grain of sand to the Saharan desert that is Iron John's autism. Don't worry about it.
14. 2015-07-12 at 6:49 AM UTC in Fucking BEEES
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Bees are also responsible for a lot of pollination. Farmers would have a lot harder of a time without the cross pollination that bees give their crops. Honey is good and all but the real reason the disappearance of bees is alarming is because our food sources would be SEVERELY effected without bees.
    
    *sees malice posted this shit already, posts anyway*

    
    
    Spectral posted it you stupid son of a fuck
15. 2015-07-11 at 3:23 AM UTC in Gender in user profile
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Are you too drunk to just hurry up and add the thanks shit so I can get a few confidence boosters per day?
16. 2015-07-10 at 4:57 PM UTC in Add a chatbawx Lan.
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's HEBI, not HEBO. [SIZE=48px]JESUS FUCK. [/SIZE]
17. 2015-07-10 at 4:53 PM UTC in Todays trianglism teaching - the great divide
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    tallymark isn't a word
18. 2015-07-10 at 4:52 PM UTC in Passionflower/catnip tea recreational potential?
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    it sucked, didn't it?

    
    When you're a depressed sack of shit, everything sucks, even catnip. The best high is killing yourself.
19. 2015-07-10 at 4:49 PM UTC in attn: kolokol
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    [SIZE=72px]FUCK apric0t[/SIZE]

    
    
20. 2015-07-10 at 4:47 PM UTC in The "crazy eyes"
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I ran into Snoopy's wife cuz she was looking at the ground. GET IT?!???????? CUZ BALD SUN GLARE SHIT. GET IT!!?!?!?!?!?!!!