Posts by mmQ

1. 2015-07-09 at 5:50 AM UTC in Give me ideas for a program to build
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Create a program that specifically makes ME $120.00 a day. You can't.
2. 2015-07-09 at 5:35 AM UTC in Totse theme is now usable and the default
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Mmm bro, show me your dong real fast. No homo tho.

   
   Yes of course, I will snapchat you my dong real fast tho.
3. 2015-07-09 at 3:56 AM UTC in Where in the world is fuckhead
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Actor cares. I care. The Care Bears care.
4. 2015-07-09 at 1:41 AM UTC in Get your car questions answered here!
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   It be fabric mon (Jamaican accent)
5. 2015-07-08 at 8:46 PM UTC in WTF
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   The knockout victim also employs his handlers to use the same technique for his morning alarm clock.
6. 2015-07-08 at 8:43 PM UTC in Get your car questions answered here!
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   What is the cheapest remedy to fixing a cigarette cherry burn in the seat?
7. 2015-07-08 at 12:39 PM UTC in Totse theme is now usable and the default
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Yeah, somebody from tinychat told me Lanny made a site. Don't really expect much from me because I don't really do forums anymore but I'll check in from time to time.

   
   
   It is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good to hear it!
8. 2015-07-08 at 2:33 AM UTC in California scam
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   So you went to LA to be homeless and collect a bit of welfare. Good scam.
9. 2015-07-08 at 2:02 AM UTC in I was researching Forest Whitaker's weird eye
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I thought you was Marfan's, self-admittedly. That shit is barely whitaker level.
10. 2015-07-08 at 1:33 AM UTC in Add a chatbawx Lan.
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is this how you were spectral, all along before I met you? Your notoriety has been gained through aliens and conspiracies and being a 50 year-old roofer for the last 15 years?
11. 2015-07-08 at 1:32 AM UTC in Add a chatbawx Lan.
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    This doesn't make sense

    
    
    ALIENS. KID.
12. 2015-07-08 at 1:30 AM UTC in ATTN: Micheal Myers
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    So that nigga finds my Facebook but doesn't send me a friend request? What a dick.

    
    
    I'm sure he would if that was indeed your facebook. It's Mohammad Ali's though.
13. 2015-07-08 at 1:24 AM UTC in ATTN: Micheal Myers
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    So according to you, who is the one who sent in the picture? The least the person could have done was to edit out everyone else's name but me.

    
    Clearly the original sender is komo. :)
14. 2015-07-08 at 1:22 AM UTC in California scam
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Believe it or not you're making it difficult to believe anything you say, but if you are telling the truth, well you are in fact homeless and what you're discussing isn't even a scam, considering you don't have a home or a job. I suppose you use your free phone for public wifi access as well, is it?
15. 2015-07-08 at 1:02 AM UTC in I was researching Forest Whitaker's weird eye
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    ah shit i was stoned and jerkin it a few days ago and realized the girls breasts were slightly different sizes and pointing in different directions. shit almost made me lose my hardon then i concentrated again

    
    It is a little off-putting for lack of a better term. I can handle some mildly oblong breasts or nipple placement so long as the entire package is adorable, but if it becomes an unavoidable point of flaw within the holistic presence of the female, it needs to be discarded or corrected and should definitely not be fapped to completion to, unless of course it is your particular fetish.
16. 2015-07-08 at 12:58 AM UTC in Fucking BEEES
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    10/10 would read again

    
    Endorse me babeh!
17. 2015-07-08 at 12:57 AM UTC in California scam
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    A leech on society, ha! From whom am I leeching exactly? No I don't have a job but I don't have bills son. The only halfway decent welfare scam is be a doctor and charge medicaid for a bunch of shit. Buy food stamps for half price is a lower scam than just not paying for food.

    
    Where do you live that you don't have to pay rent or electricity or things of that nature?
18. 2015-07-08 at 12:27 AM UTC in The End is Here
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    I'd agree the end times aren't far off. Doesn't the bible say the earth will be destroyed with fire this time?

    
    It says nobody will know when the end times are going to be, is what it says. And it says it'll be destroyed by a bunch of shit, fire included, but again, nobody knows when it's going to happen (according to the Bibuhl) so this is all objective hearsay. I've had pastors claiming the end times were right around the corner for the last 25 years. Personally I project the 'end times' to be a few hundred years off when we really start to run out of natural resources; that makes more sense to me than a plague of locusts sent from an angry God.
19. 2015-07-08 at 12:23 AM UTC in California scam
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    So... do you actually have a job on top of this roughly $420 a month income, because that shit ain't gonna pay the bills son.
20. 2015-07-08 at 12:19 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I used to suck dicks outta Brooklyn, always straight hookin', always never good lookin', once again at the jail gett'n book'd in.