Posts by mmQ

1. 2015-07-03 at 2:07 PM UTC in Ey sup amigos
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Well that was anticlimactic. [SIZE=72px][FONT=courier new]:|[/FONT][/SIZE]
2. 2015-07-03 at 1:48 PM UTC in We need more Iron John threads, obviously.
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   On the ol' fern we seemed to have no less than 5 running IJ threads at any given time, regarding his bans, lack-thereof, and the otherwise jedivially pertinent threads created as a result of his impact on our lives. This thread serves as an extension of the previous listed factoid; a reminder that we may have moved on to this final refuge, but the jedis have not in any way, shape, or form (kek), moved on from their agenda and though our beloved Rabbi Cohen is not gracing us currently with his presence and profound wisdom, we need to remain steadfast in acknowledging THEM, and John's sage historical and current knowledge of THEM alike.
   
   *proverbial jedi guy rubbing his hands together image*
3. 2015-07-03 at 1:04 PM UTC in MXE
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Sounds dangerous if you ask me.
4. 2015-07-03 at 12:52 PM UTC in How to make money
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Dude. Good thread.
5. 2015-07-03 at 12:48 PM UTC in I'm about to go straight gangsta on this mothafucka
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Got dang yous a cold piece.
6. 2015-07-03 at 12:45 PM UTC in 500 Thankses
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   how pathetic does someones life have to be where they place value on something as trivial and insignificant as an internet 'thanks'

   Quite. Quite pathetic.
7. 2015-07-03 at 3:32 AM UTC in Fuck theneedledrop
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   anthony?

   
   
   Yeah, Casey. We know what you did.
8. 2015-07-03 at 3:17 AM UTC in 500 Thankses
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   god DANG IT I want to post §m£ÂgØL's dress-up in a dress and makeup pics. FUCK YOU
9. 2015-07-03 at 3:15 AM UTC in where could I pitch a tent ?
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   how about my pants?

   
   How about them??? SERIOUSLY? HOW? ABOUT THEM? HOW FUCKING HWHAAATT??????????????????????????
10. 2015-07-03 at 3:11 AM UTC in 500 Thankses
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    In 2 puny months and just stripped from me like it NEVER EVEN HAPPENED. At least I can go to zoklet and see my thanks intact. I've been victimized.
11. 2015-07-03 at 3:07 AM UTC in This girl knows what's up.
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That's the face I'll be making when I shit your aorta into your mouth. Your aorta, my shit, your mouth. God [SIZE=28px]DANG [SIZE=14px]the thought hardens my man-ladder. [/SIZE][/SIZE]
12. 2015-07-03 at 3:02 AM UTC in Fuck theneedledrop
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No thanks. Better luck next time.
13. 2015-07-03 at 3:01 AM UTC in I'm mixing adderall with bundy, blood pressure meds, and caffeine
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You haven't lived until you've straight eaten globs of low-end shoe polish. Quit fucking around with mainstream solvents and dive in to the REAL SHIT.
14. 2015-07-03 at 2:58 AM UTC in where could I pitch a tent ?
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Outside of Best Buy cuz you waitin for that new 2-chainz album to drop word huh word ?
15. 2015-07-03 at 2:57 AM UTC in This girl knows what's up.
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    PsychoSopho I want to suck the blood clots out of your arteries baby, don't ever forget that. I want your aorta in my asshole whence upon I shit it out into your mouth and you feed it to me like a mother bird to her begging baby. FUCK ME IN MY ORIFICES COLLECTIVE YOU SUCK-RIDGE ANATOMY TREE!!
16. 2015-07-03 at 2:52 AM UTC in This girl knows what's up.
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    y u so aggro mQ-senpai?

    
    Because THANKS hasn't been implemented yet. [SIZE=72px]DUH. [/SIZE]
17. 2015-07-03 at 2:47 AM UTC in This girl knows what's up.
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    I agree, other than that. Would bang.

    
    
    Me too; bang that stupid shit out of her nose with an old rusty mallet.
18. 2015-07-03 at 2:39 AM UTC in This girl knows what's up.
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What's that stupid shit in her nose? Stupid shit, that's what.
19. 2015-07-03 at 2:38 AM UTC in Ey sup amigos
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Since nobody asked, what was your username on zoklet though?
20. 2015-07-02 at 10:46 PM UTC in I miss Rocklin
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    [FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=72px]*CRINGE*[/SIZE][/FONT]