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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle


    These guys need to get on the Moonshine Bandit's level. I find it all to be pretty cheesy but I guess I'm conditioned to listening to the nigz rap about blunts and bitches (which I also find cheesy. IT'S ALL CHEESE).

  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I scored a 34 on my ACT.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm tired of the internet, personally, and this is pretty much the only place I even frequent anymore.

    We should go in on an RV, travel the country and support ourselves by stealing shit from walmarts and churches as we go. My cat has to come with but she's nice and won't bother you unless you want her to. I'm not altogether joking about this idea. It's not necessarily inclusive to just you, Mike, but I think you'd make a good road companion. We can grab any other degenerates along the way who wish to partake in our adventure.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That Club Penguin tho.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Let's please get ourselves back on topic. Thank you.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Apparently they told her, but she didn't listen, although the father did and stood helpless at the bottom watching it unfold.

    Yeah I guess I saw that. Still seems pretty befuddling that a) they would even allow anyone at all to use the broken machine, and b) that they stood there prepared for what might happen and somehow were still unable to reach out to grab her before she got sucked in. Oh and I suppose c) that the stupid bitch didn't try harder to step over the panel or stop before it or whatever the fuck, maybe even, I don't know, USE THE FUCKING STAIRS. What a weird situation.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    way to not show up to ur own cooking show. complete fail

    probably food poisoning -_-
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I don't know what you mean. We would always huff 'leather protector', that stuff you spray on leather jackets. It was the most antisocial drug I have ever used, we would all be sitting around huffing together, but no one would talk….the only sound was the sound of plastic bags being crinkled.

    MMMMMMMMMMMMM. That's how we do.

  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    When little girls come up to me on the street asking me to 'find their mother' while holding a big ass grin on their face, I ignore them too.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    BradleyB

    Long hair or no hair - nope, not brad
    Probably dyed black - nope, not brad
    Goatees common - sometimes brad
    Odinist and Satanist - nope, not brad (satanist? not that I'm aware)
    Leather jacket a must - nope, not brad
    Never enough spikes - nope, not brad
    Possibly right wing and/or racist - sure
    Boots, the bigger the better - I haven't ever seen brad's footwear but I'm guessing nope, not brad
    Facial piercings - nope, not brad
    jedielry galore - nope, not brad
    All black all the time - nope, not brad
    Drinks little, smokes profusely - nope, not brad
    Usually on the skinny side - I guess yes, brad
    No smiling, no moshing, no fun allowed - nope, not brad

    To top it off I've never seen the fellow play a metal song. So again, just found it weird of you to associate that picture with him. I'm not like, offended or anything, just found it interesting. I love you.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    thanks for showing me how to make a hot dog tonight brad.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    First person that came to mind when I saw this was Bradley


    Bradley fits like 2 of those traits, if that. Weird that it made you think of him.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=37b_1438138760

    these stupid motherfuckers literally knew that that panel was broken and still allowed this to happen, all while fucking standing there watching it happen right in front of their faces. Pathetic.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "literally jesus christ"

    you should mix some sugar with your spice, and then throw in everything nice. VOILA
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    How are you able to purchase alcohol? Methoughts you were 20 or 19 or some shit.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    this site will be the next totse, just give it a year or twenty.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Reminds of a few Benedict Cumberbatches in our community.
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Don't let these immature kiddiots get you down man. They have to resort to leaking PI because they run out of things to support their side of an argument and resort to acting like cheap dime store hoods releasing the PI of other users to deflect attention away from their pathetic attempt to prove you wrong.

    I've yet to release a single piece of PI (other than my own) since I initially joined &Z. -1 point for you. Cheap dime store hood / Stand By Me reference, +1 point for you. Congratulations you're back to ZERO.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I want to clarify that exposing PI is and always has been a faggot move of the utmost degree, more inclusive and especially inclusive I should say to to any degree.If words hurt you, or whomever, to the point of needing to retaliate by exposing information not normally available to the gen public, either those words better be pretty fucking powerful and incriminating or folks or well, just standard dumb which is still just that.
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Spit on her and slap her in the face with your cock. Be a man.


    op said how to make cry, not increased horny smile
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