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Posts by mmQ

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    im so used to you mocking bradley bee for the same thing I cant tell ifyou're even being serious
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    nothing is hotter that Chios Honey dominating the front page when I get home. Thanks Honey. everything you say is so worthwhile, pointiant, and necessary. Thank you
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Loing Great post, can you please include gif of traffic policeman

    I like the idea of meth sobriety checkpoints.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    yeah me too, but then you could cover the regret with more crystal methamphetamine. The eternal band-aid.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What if you got so accustomed to being high as fuck on crystal methamphetamine that you forgot who you even are, ever were, and ever will be, but you didn't care because you were so high on crystal methamphetamine? What if that?
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Loing More like UGay or Gay2 or UGet the poont

    It stands for the Untalented Two
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just a hit bro. Let me get just one hit of the sweet pussy lol. Just until I'm on my feet of course. Just one bump.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Worse than Daisy's Destruction.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A truly hideous bag of worthless shit. Good riddance. Hope she enjoys Hell.

    Only God can judge her. You're going to hell just for saying that. Enjoy!
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Samesies. Red variety.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hepatitis C vibes

    you shouldn't drink if you cant handle it. i hope you die today

    bless you <3
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein My job puts out this notice for the kids in town to come to our facility to trick or treat and all the patients/residents sit outside their room with candy and the kids do a walk through

    It’s one of my favoritest things …the patients get a lot of joy from it and the kids be so stinkin cuuute!!

    Ever heard of TRUNK Or TREAT. it's where a bunch of people just have their cars in a row and candy in their trunks. Yes it's as child molester as it sounds.

    Here kid come get some trunk candy. Yeahz you have to get in to get it. Climb in Carl. It's fine, everything is fine. Xd
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo I hung out with a friend from 20 some years ago who was really high on propane and talking hilarious about life and mental illness and shit. He implored me to be emotionally vulnerable and I basically told him that my soul is gone. I'm almost completely off subs so it's fucking with me too. I came off opiates for a day or 2 a few munfs ago n ent up getting bear maced so I did some iso. I really need to change these sheets and make some food. I lost like 40-45 lbs in the last probably 6 months. I'm like Mac off sunny. I remember reading about how he lost all that weight and he basically made it seem like how he was able to lose all that weight was by being a rich white man. It's pretty gay how lefty most of the cast is and makes it a Lil more difficult for me to watch in retrospect. That's part of how I'm broken.

    U can really lose alot of weight by alcohol and stress too. And also never sleeping that's a big one. When u drink with real binge drinkers they say "I eat when I'm done drinking" because the food slows them down and soaks some likka up so at 8am or whenever your tryna stop drinking they eat something after theyve expended alot of energy fucking fighting and being no good all night but I'm a stressed out nigger with shit to do so I tend to wake up quickly to my phone ringing and go work or do errands and try to function, periodically needing alcohol/energy drinks/opiates/Marijuana to continue a low level of functioning. I really need to increase my vibration. My friend has great vibrations when he means to, that's probably what attracted us to each other (gay) and now he's kinda seen I'm a busted ass fortress. I took this Nigerian girl to a busted ass fortress and she took a bunch of pics of us and put them on social media then I fucked this stupid white ho and ignored her for months which definitely hurt her but she literally literally literally asked me to take her to the barbie movie like that confused me to much I couldn't let her do that it made me so much more uncomfortable to go on a fucking date and be asked what I thought instead of seeing me naked and listen to heavily abridged and redacted stories about me. I gotta find a soul I feel like every time I have a chance to get one I fuck it up by da worst of da coping skills. I can blame my parents and be a faggot or blame no one but myself. Fuck my sons gonna have some trouble and that freaks me out hence the alcohol and poor decisions. This post is a work of fiction I saw on a podcast when I was driving me 50cc scooter I don't need a license or registration to operate. Fuck they slapped me with some stupid conditions Holy fuck. ANYWAY I wish I could type as fast as scion this post took 19 hours typing on me Gameboy color

    I'm one of those that eats after I drink. I want the emptiest stomach to get fucked up as fast as possible. Always and forever. I've done that for 20 years now
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by A College Professor hay fatboy wheres the tinychat at this weekend

    Ask panb. Same as always
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Why are ppl weird?

    Take a psychology class. 8 billion brains my girl. There's gonna be some weirds.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    kill yourself for panthrax
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    bleep bloop bleep bloop reticulating splines
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein You’re just mad because you begged for years for my number and never got it …stay mad LOL

    They're teaming up like the Bushwhackers. Probably slid up into each other's DMs 'hee her lets troll Candy today.'

  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein You are lying ..I don’t have any form of a loan out

    You can’t get over me ..thinking about me instead of the bitch next to you at 1am

    Desperate azz clown

    You're all good. Nobody here is dumb enough to actually believe that's you (other than fona). He randomly gets in these episodes when he stops taking his medications or is drinking heavily I think. Some typa condition, same way he was spamming the site with his hairy asshole. For some reason a few kids are still left trying to remain relevant by doing 2009 edgelording activities. Just be happy you're you and not him lol.
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol gross

    I know I know I've been busy this week, I'll get my dishes done here in a few minutes. I AM SORRY HONEY. I'm sorry.
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