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Posts by mmQ

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    I was really really hoping at the end when he went "with that said..." he was gonna finish with "fuck these mothafuckas" and start stealing all the shit.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala mmQ are you a woman suffering from depression

    Today, yes. As well as Casper, Lanny, Rape Monster, Scron, ACP, etc etc etc. We are depressed women and we are proud. Hear us cry/roar!
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka A lot of shit could have been prevented. If Sophie died he would have wanted me to know, and Lanny couldn't even confirm that to a grieving friend when it can't cause any harm. But do you know what did cause harm? Not telling me, because then I had to find out myself which led to people being put at risk to get evidence. Such as ruining his reputation in his other community. His lack of retaliation suggests he's dead. Now if he's alive he's going to jail, and if Lanny doesn't tell the truth I will find out myself by putting his irl reputation at risk as well.

    No, you won't, Mrs. Sweaty Blowfish. I'm gonna put YOU in jail if you keep trying to send me child pornography. I don't want it. I AM OFFENDED AND YOU WILL BE STOPPED.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Incessant That’s kinda how it is for me. But not really. More like if I forget my meds I start thinking about driving into traffic or like “how much easier would it be for eerie if I wasn’t .

    Medications are fun. It's cool to rearrange our wires and see what different things we're capable of and different feelings we can experience. Fuck people that say our body is a temple and shouldn't be messed with. Hashtag yolo shit let's ingest a wide variety of chemicals and let the chips fall where they may.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra I'VE GOT SPIDERS IN MY BLOOD

    GOOD. You deserve it.

    There’s a spider (spider, spider)
    He’s deep in my soul (soul)
    He’s lived here for years (years)
    He just won’t let go
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *spider sounds intensify*
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    booo hooo hoooooo everything is so sad and difficult, I have a hard time waking up and enjoying my day, poor me poor me

    *pops pill*

    Tee hee just kidding. I'm happy now! Life is fun!!!
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Youre embarrassing yourself. Hush now.

    That's her fetish. Same with wariat. This is like telling a literal newborn infant to stop crying.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So you think about me several times per day, interesting and gay knowing you. I don't think about you even when I reply to you.

    lol. This is a new one.

    "I've never even thought about your name even when I'm typing it and thinking about it."
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So you remember everything I post in your head. Interesting…

    Magnus Carlsen can remember upwards of 10,000 chess games off the top of his head. You can show him a chess position with no other context and he can say "oh yeah, this was from spassky vs fischer in 1962 at the world chess championship. Fischer played Qb7 right after this, forking the king and rook."
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That is in fact precisely why I invented them.
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I invented clouds.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Alright. Would you cry or scream on the way down?

    I would have big ole Cheshire grin pasted on my face. What they don't know is that drowning is my secret fetish.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra was that the guy who stole a bunch of cocaine from the cartel

    "whatever holmes"



    Originally posted by aldra yep that's the one I was thinking of

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12457087/amp/Venezuelan-narco-body-dumped-Caribbean-Sea.html

    Would you like me to vocaroo me reading the article out loud to you as well, your Highness?
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've heard some roofers make some pretty wild claims.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Article says they tied an anchor to him. And no, I would just breath in right away and get the inevitable over with.
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Does watching 1000+ hours of YouTube over a 2-month period, not working a single day, only getting out of bed to piss shit or eat, too tired to even go to the beer store 5 minutes away count?
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