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2023-10-11 at 11:17 AM UTC in Frying an egg is too time consuming
Originally posted by Rape Monster Flex on these non cooking niggas. Frying an egg is quick and easy like you said, people are just too ADHD and or fucking lazy
I think he posted this as RAGE BAIT. lol
Guys help, dipping my Oreos in milk takes too fucking long. I have to (heavy sigh) open my fridge and reach for the milk container. Open my cupboard and (heavier sigh) reach up and find a cup. Set down the cup and (angry heavy sigh) pour the milk in it before (rage sigh) having to REOPEN my fridge and put the milk back.
Now don't even get me started in the time it then takes to find ME OREOS and grab them from the package. And dear fucking god if I have to wait another goddamned seconds holding the Oreo in the milk to reach my desired soginess. š¤¬š”š”š”š¤¬š¤¬š¤¬š¤¬š¤¬š¤¬ -
2023-10-11 at 11:10 AM UTC in Frying an egg is too time consuming
Originally posted by Instigator Thats scrambled
I'm on about a fried egg.
So I can have an egg banjo.
You could complete this task in <4 minutes. Griddle on high. Hot enough in 60-90 seconds. Crack egg(s) onto griddle. Flip within 60-90 seconds. Take it off after desired yoke status within 30 seconds.
Your bacon is probably FINNA take longer than your egg. If bacon is part of your BANJO. toast or don't toast your bread/bun while you're egg cooking.
This is one of the quickest mealies you can prepare, so I must assume with your time constraints you normally only eat cookies and straight oats. -
2023-10-11 at 10:37 AM UTC in Frying an egg is too time consumingCrack it into a bowl, whip it (whip it real good), microwave it for 45 seconds. Bless your heart.
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2023-10-11 at 10:34 AM UTC in Who's da most famousestest person u ever met?Got Snoop to autograph my Chronic album cover at the Newark airport when I was 16.
Touched Gavin Rossdale's sweaty shoulder when he was walking through the crowd about 5 years ago.
Sat in front of boxer Virgil Hill at some musical thing in western North Dakota when I was about 8.
Had a sucking and fucking session with Andy Dick every year since I was 11. -
2023-10-08 at 11:27 PM UTC in I'mma break yo phone, just to watcha fixitI'mma bust your nose, just to watcha picks it
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2023-10-08 at 6:59 PM UTC in Thought for the day:
Originally posted by Fox Thereās a couple major issues with the concept of āgodā that I canāt really reconcile in my mind that prevent me from believing in god, or at least the one from the bible:
1. Free will. First of all, god cannot be all powerful, all knowing, created the universe and everything in it down to the finest detail including us, AND we have free will. The existence of an omnipotent god that created everything precludes the idea that mortals have free will and agency, because that would mean we have the power to defy godās will by our own actions. Which would make god not omnipotent, itās a logical paradox.
Think of Laplaceās demon or whatever, if god created everything and knows whatās gonna happen that means we live in a purely deterministic world, which means from the moment weāre born til the moment we die we have no free will, weāre all just puppets playing out godās play. What is the point of that?
Iām not sure I even believe in free will under natural laws, let alone supernatural ones. The power of prayer is also impossible under these rules, because again it implies that mortals have the power to compel an omnipotent being to action, i.e. nonsense. So the bible says prayer works, but that canāt be true.
2. Faith. The idea is that you must have faith that god exists and he will offer you salvation, but you will never be presented any evidence he exists. Your faith is a test to see if youāre worthy to enter heaven. Thereās a number of contradictions to this.
First of all, what about Jesusā apostles that witnessed his miracles? They werenāt given the option to have faith because they saw it for themselves. They were basically given a direct free pass to heaven, because anyone who witnessed those miracles would not still deny him thus they required no faith. I for one have never seen a miracle.
Also some people claim to āfeelā god or that god speaks to them directly and the bible makes some mention of this. If that were true again no faith is required, you already heard it straight from the horseās mouth. So that doesnāt make sense either. Why would god favor some with his voice or presence directly and not others?
3. Eternal life, heaven, hell. The whole concept of eternal life as described in the bible seems like a nightmare. Say you make it to heaven but everyone else in your life who you loved and who made your life matter were sinners and ended up in hell forever. Would you be happy with that? Normally no, but Jesus had an answer for this.
From what I recall a couple jÄws were asking him what if they had a wife who died, then remarried and that wife died, and so on a few more times, which wife would they end up with in heaven? Something to that effect. He basically answered that when you and your wives reached heaven you would have no more desire or other worldly considerations, you wouldnāt be married and your children arenāt your children, theyāre godās children. Youād have no relationship with any of these people anymore, because the very concept of relations would be meaningless in heaven.
So heaven essentially means that you rejoin god and become part of him in a way to live eternally in a state of perpetual grace. So what does that really mean? Do you still have thoughts? Do you still have things to do or experiences? Would you have any individuality at all?
Presumably not, you wonāt have a body anymore or any desires or any individual attachments to anything or anyone besides god, so thereās nothing left to do except be perfect and sit in your perfect kingdom with god forever. Eternal life and eternal boredom, except you wonāt feel bored because you wonāt even be āyouā anymore, not really. Doesnāt that sound like a fuckin nightmare?
And my problem with hell goes back to the first point, why is anyone condemned to hell when god created them for nothing else except the express purpose TO go to hell? Seems kinda shitty.
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Anyway those are the broader points of how I feel about it, thereās all kinds of other inconsistencies and absurdities when you play out most of the different points of this belief system to their natural conclusion. Plus the obvious lack of any actual evidence of any higher power, that goes without saying.
This isnāt really meant for anyone I just started typing my thoughts out to kinda organize them in my own head.
These are all very fair and valid points that make a lot of sense and can and will be easily dismissed by believers under the pretext of you just simply not having enough faith and God cannot be understood by you, a mere mortal. You just need to believe harder. Sounds like you've been brainwashed by the devil. Etc. -
2023-10-08 at 6:19 PM UTC in Thought for the day:God is the fella that will allow you to be tortured for all of eternity if you don't worship him lol. Seems like a good dude. Very confident.
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2023-10-08 at 5:37 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2023-10-08 at 5:11 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentMmmm football all day today. Pizza and fun. I'll be back to grading potatoes all week. Easiest money I ever made. Live laugh love šš Things haven't been this good for me in a long time. THANKS, JESUS.
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2023-10-08 at 4:16 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentnothing compares to a freezer Pete but yeah I don't blame you, half free is half free gotta get it while the water's warm
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2023-10-08 at 3:49 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentThanks bae. What are you having for your breakfast?
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2023-10-08 at 3:46 PM UTC in Lanny defeated InfinityshockIt's Ken these days.
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2023-10-08 at 3:45 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentMe too I just ordered Domino's lol. A buffalo chimkins and a pepperoni and then I had a free 16-piecr Parmesan bites. I was informed it's last day of 50% off all pizzas by my bff. Get it while it's hot.
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2023-10-08 at 3:38 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment"Oil can. Oil can."
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2023-10-08 at 3:30 PM UTC in Lanny defeated Infinityshockankles
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2023-10-08 at 2:45 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentAlright. I will get the lb nigga.
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2023-10-08 at 2:34 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentI want 4 pounds of taco Bell but it's pretty early. I don't know what to do. Should I die?
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2023-10-07 at 8:06 PM UTC in So I relapsed...onnnnnnnn
Originally posted by Meikai Have made an effort to get sober when I was younger and abusing the shit out of every drug I could get my hands on, but never considered myself an Addict and never Relapsed in the NA/AA sense. That said I smoked meth every day for 18 months and haven't smoked any more in 3 months. I haven't done… basically any drugs in 3 months. Nicotine, I guess. So… y'know, fuck you if you wanna cry stolen addict valor or something, which is what it seems like. Seems like you've got your panties in a bunch because I said relapse isn't a big deal but if it makes you feel any better I wasn't saying it in a judgy way, like "lol worried about your relapse, pussy?" - I was saying it in a "it's okay, bud, don't catastrophize about it you can forgive yourself shit happens" kinda way.
That said: I STRAIGHT UP SAID I DON'T GET THE PSYCHOLOGY OF ADDICTION OR GETTING OVER ADDICTION. Addicts are weird and I don't like the psychology surrounding any side of it. My primary concern with "relapse" as a phenomenon is that the terminology creates this idea that you've fucked up. You get one little taste and now you've "relapsed" and practically have permission to backslide completely. A relapse is a relapse is a relapse? Fuck that. That's a bomb that needs defusing.
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2023-10-07 at 2:20 PM UTC in Will Canyein Ever Pay Back Her PPP Loans?penis
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2023-10-07 at 2:18 PM UTC in when you die
Originally posted by CandyRein Iām sorry to hear about your cousin, CP ā¤ļø
I donāt think about my mortality much..probably should..
Cremation for me ..sprinkle my ashes over the River Nile
I'm gonna take your corpse and a bottle of the Nile river and bury them in a shallow grave underneath Whitney Houston's corpse, then proceed to spread your ashes above, beneath, and betwixt it all, while singing the Star Spangled Banner and then wondering what the H? How do I have your corpse and your ashes?
Then, I will kill myself in my oven.
