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2023-10-14 at 3:23 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by RIPtotse smoking weed laying in bed, today was a good day bought some ray bans to replace the oakleys i lost last weekend. i was temped to buy the lame ones at ross or marshalls whatever it was but i bought the fucking 180 dollar ones but they are pretty sick.
and i got 30 bucks in kohls cash lol
Kohl's cash is cool my mom took me there for my birthday last year lol I got like 500 dollars worth of shit for 150 bucks. That place is crazy -
2023-10-13 at 10:18 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentI am drinking a Kona Big Wave, thank you for asking.
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2023-10-13 at 2:25 PM UTC in UNBAN WELLHUNG <♡🥚♡>{@ˊωˋ@}🍓ԅ( ͒ ͒ ) HE NEEDS TO LOOK AFTER THE 🐑 EGGI've got the egg now, and I'm never giving it back. Nana Nana boo boo.
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2023-10-13 at 2:19 PM UTC in Bad idea, or legit?I shall henceforth lodge one of these energy saving devices deep within my anal cavity when I'm trying to conserve energy for a later time, where I will then remove it accordingly, and suck out the stored up energy reserves, essentially Bruce Bannering myself into the Hulk and fucking shit up. Bug brain moves. Ding ding ding ding
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2023-10-13 at 2:06 PM UTC in Thought for the day:Perchance, perchance.
I SEENT these sweatshirts that say on the back "hey you, behind me, just know that you are loved and you are an amazing person who matters" and other similar things.
You see those comments now and then on YouTube or wherever random threads and such.
It always makes me laugh thinking about the person behind them being a violent child rapist who was about to kill themselves out of guilt, but they read that and decide to stay alive and ramp up their raping to an even higher level. -
2023-10-13 at 1:54 PM UTC in Thought for the day:Nah but really though, if hope is just this inherent thing that we all have whether we recognize it or not, it seems that it doesn't really mean much of anything, at least in that sense that you wouldn't say to someone, well hey, hang on to your hope, friend. It's that hope that will get you through the day and on to better things.
Like, yeah, I literally can't not hang on to my hope if it's just built into all of us. I can't not hope.
Is there a point in telling someone, well buddy, just keep on blinking. It's those blinks that keep your eyes watered and intact so that you can see what's ahead of you. -
2023-10-13 at 1:50 PM UTC in Thought for the day:Therein lies the paradox of hoping to die sooner rather than later.
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2023-10-13 at 1:02 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2023-10-13 at 1:43 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Donald Trump Doubt this is true but this pisses me off.
GG wants me to buy her a Dyson Airwrap that does various magical marketing things to hair.
€550. I've been asking her for a blowjob for a long time. Today I whip out my cock and go OK, you give me a blowjob (she's never sucked on a cock) I'll buy it for you. She won't do it.
This has been going back and forth for a long time, me asking her to suck it or let me stick it in her ass and I'll buy her a Dyson Airwrap, but she won't go for it. But she keeps sulking and demanding I buy it for her.
So it's like spending your life with a prostitute who's unwilling to perform any sexual acts but still wants to get paid. I guess if you enjoy her companionship that much, it doesn't matter what others have to say, and you're not dumb enough to not have heard it and understand it before anyway. I don't think anyway.
I can understand not wanting to get fucked in the ass but she's gotta compromise somewhere. Maybe she'll drink your piss or something. I mean cool female FRIENDS should even be willing to suck you off now and then, let alone your LIFE PARTNER.
I would burn her alive in the oven if she refuses again. No more games. No more bullshit! -
2023-10-12 at 6:02 PM UTC in Bad idea, or legit?Lol. Highly doubt Elon Musk actually said that about this box that does nothing.
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2023-10-12 at 2:38 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2023-10-12 at 1:30 PM UTC in I've never clicked on the "this Sunday's confession" thread
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2023-10-12 at 1:29 PM UTC in I've never clicked on the "this Sunday's confession" threadI clicked it maybe a baker's dozen times. Same with the music thread. Isn't that super interesting????
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2023-10-12 at 1:20 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2023-10-12 at 1:17 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....You pay ME, WITH your pussy. Not, I pay you FOR your pussy. Look at me, I am the merchant now.
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2023-10-12 at 9:57 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by CandyRein
Wonder what was the movie 🤔
One role, however—the title character in Edgar Allen Poe’s 1843 short story The Black Cat—offered theatrically inclined kitties a chance to break through. In the story, the cat’s owner plasters him into a wall, along with his murdered wife. Eventually, the animal’s mewing from beyond the grave leads investigators to the woman’s body. The film adaptation, which would appear in the 1962 horror compilation Tales of Terror, adjusted the storyline by weaving in elements of another Poe tale.
Exactly 152 cats showed up for the audition, all of them “considerably less nervous than their owners.” Several were disqualified thanks to white paws or noses, but even for those left in the running, the day left dreams largely dashed. The lead role, it turned out, had already been filled by “a well-known professional cat.” Seven lucky extras, selected on account of having the meanest looking faces, were chosen as understudies.
https://www.life.com/animals/black-cats/ -
2023-10-12 at 9:28 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2023-10-12 at 2:48 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentWhy don't you play with that hermit crab one more time?
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2023-10-11 at 1:09 PM UTC in Frying an egg is too time consuming
Originally posted by Rape Monster Ever see that premade pancake batter they make in like a squeeze jug? Because mixing water and powder is too much for some people.
Lol I had not heard of that. Tbh if they still taste good I'd probably buy that instead. Like buying ranch dressing instead of buying the packets, mayo, and whipping cream to make it myself. -
2023-10-11 at 11:20 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentSounds delightful. I haven't smoked in 3 months. It's weird. When I do it's gonna be a silly time.
I'm going back to bed now seeing as how I have an extra hour I can sleep in today and I'm wasting it by being awake right now. Goodbye forever.
