Posts by mmQ

1. 2023-10-18 at 1:03 AM UTC in Will Canyein Ever Pay Back Her PPP Loans?
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   this isnt the right thread but maybe it is. i just finished my jalapeno kettle corn chips snacking on them when I had planned on saving them for later to crumble onto my pizza. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. 2023-10-18 at 1:01 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I speak fluent Heathen.

   
   oh, WE KNOW. of course you speak the fluent langauge of WHAT YOU ARE
3. 2023-10-17 at 11:08 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by CandyRein Lmfao wth 😭

   
   That's where the desensitization all began. It was all downhill from there. Now a woman getting beaten to death against a tree is practically a g-rated disney clip.
4. 2023-10-17 at 11 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   
5. 2023-10-17 at 10:58 PM UTC in Really hungery
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   you can always supplement this entire list with a good hearty fistful of LSD
6. 2023-10-17 at 10:55 PM UTC in A MESSAGE TO THOSE WHO ARE NOT VACCINATED.
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   They're the real heros, followed closely by single mothers and teachers. God, oh Lord my God, please bless these three groups of individuals in only ways that You can. Please Lord, shine an everlasting light of kindness and love in their paths as they continue forward in this life. We thank you, Lord God Jesus Christ my Maker, in advance, for the good things to come their way, and the bubble of protection you will engulf them in as they continue to step foot on the front lines of life and serve you and those around them, in Jesus name. Amenp
7. 2023-10-17 at 4:22 PM UTC in What motivates an adult to go on the internet and lie?
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I'm sure those were legit thotgirl nudes and not some randoms swiped from the internet library of 192,373,823,211 free and available public amateur nudes.
8. 2023-10-17 at 4:19 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "Would you believe a hot foot and an Indian rub?"

   
   No. Them types are slicker than a slop jar, and more slippery than a pocketful of pudding.
9. 2023-10-17 at 3:45 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Ah shit I meant to say 1st degree burns over 0% of my body.
10. 2023-10-17 at 2:26 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I woke up with 4th degree burns covering 50% of my body. I'm tending to them with cooling gels and bandages.
11. 2023-10-17 at 11:09 AM UTC in Just took 450MG bundy
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Guys help how do I pee on bundy I need to pisss

    
    Out of your b-hole.
12. 2023-10-16 at 11:47 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm thinking about making a bunch of ASCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS . actually I'm just pissing
13. 2023-10-16 at 9:49 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh shit I was next to that motherfucker last night. Tokez
    
    He said right after anyway bro wanna do a shot?
    Yes sir
14. 2023-10-15 at 6:17 PM UTC in UNBAN WELLHUNG <♡🥚♡>{@ˊωˋ@}🍓ԅ( ͒ ۝ ͒ ) HE NEEDS TO LOOK AFTER THE 🐑 EGG
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    look out folks we have got ourself a badass over here
    
    Transverse ankles lilly pad b-word n-word f-word
15. 2023-10-15 at 5:53 PM UTC in UNBAN WELLHUNG <♡🥚♡>{@ˊωˋ@}🍓ԅ( ͒ ۝ ͒ ) HE NEEDS TO LOOK AFTER THE 🐑 EGG
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I passed the egg to fitureman. It's in a safe place now nobody can harm it.
16. 2023-10-15 at 5:40 PM UTC in What motivates an adult to go on the internet and lie?
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    According to the psychology 402 class I took at Pennsylvania State auditorium University, it's because of a need to feel kewl, when they know that telling the truth wouldn't be too kewl looking at all.
    
    For example, a cutie pie named Madilyn might come up to me at the drinking hole and say oh hi there sweetheart, how many fights have you been in in your lifetime and won? If it's more than 7 and you're telling me the truth, I will suck you off right here and now.
    
    "I have been in 8 fights and I won every one of them."
    
    There's one example
17. 2023-10-15 at 5:32 PM UTC in Chicken McNorris/Beef McNorris
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If I had a million dollars I would buy a million cheeseburgers and eat them all up
18. 2023-10-15 at 5:28 PM UTC in Chicken McNorris/Beef McNorris
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    
    
    Henlo I can haz cheezburgeur?
19. 2023-10-15 at 5:27 PM UTC in Chicken McNorris/Beef McNorris
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hey check this shit out
20. 2023-10-15 at 5:26 PM UTC in Chicken McNorris/Beef McNorris
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by mashlehash I want you to order chicken nuggets in colorado and tell them you have a gun

    
    I want you to put me in a jar, poke some holes in it and give me grass. Tell me I'm happy