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Posts by mmQ

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Eat her? Sexual

    Eat her. Culinary
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    i bet you will be pissed if you miss your plane that crashed.

    Pissed when you wanted to be on the crashing plane and they cancelled you, yep.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny have anyone seen a 12-year-old-height negro ?

    Yeah I'm right here. What do you want?
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    💓

    I was at one of the shit dive bars earlier tonight just sipping my whisky listening to the entire elbow of the bar start getting a huge argument about astrology, which the bartender exacerbated.

    Pisces is better than this and that and Tuarusbthis and ohhhh wow of you were a Scorpio you would this and that
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs He's back! We missed you buddy! I love you!

    Good to you know you are on team dummy. You and fona and Matt will get along great. You're good people I swear!
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    More insignifxant forum drama to detract from the fact that Royal Liquors closes at midnight instead of 2am
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by toilet clogger

    I hope that faggot killed himself right after the spelling bee. RETARD.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle


    Crashes vehicle killing little sister, continues streaming her as she's dying, gives extremely heartfelt condolences and display of concern for her
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kawkasian That looks very satisfying.

    It IS very satisfying. U no had Play-Doh spaghetti factory as a wee lad?
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kawkasian The sphincter doesn't work like that…it's just going to smear over the asscrack and butt cheeks.

    They allow you to shit on and around the b-hole then use an object to cram the shit in there. It's all very HOLESOME. If you grind enough in there it can sometimes come out other orifii like a playdoh spaghetti maker.

  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kawkasian 2 faggots and a jedi walk into a bar…

    Haha that's funny.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kawkasian 85 faggots on a bus…

    18 cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fox some guy named Steve underneath the Queensboro Bridge

    *Adam. C'mon now.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    full circle
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Hey, it works if you're being a caricature of yourself.

    For example?
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein I don’t care what y’all say ..I’m funny as hell 😭

    be careful, that's what the likes of the worst comedians say. There's nothing wrong with finding yourself hilarious but when you delve into the "i know I'm funny" territory, things get sketchy. Steve Harvey says that bout himself, as does Amy Schumer, Dane Cook, and the others. You should never have to say it. But hey maybe that's your gimmick.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    the rats are winning but im glad you have basically an IRL rat zombie game to play for the last of your years. seems fun in its own way
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo What do u know that I don't besides chess and how to be adorable?

    nothing. that's about it thats's the two things I barely BARELY have going for me. 500 ELO blitz chess 500 ELO adorableness.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    also every tiem you make this thread I have to SIGH remind you that actor, crazymike, and sophie aren't dead
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fox Lots of people sexually offended lots of other people. Does that mean they can’t make good art???

    Of course not. Look at wariat for example. of course good art can be made by a sex offender. Sex offense is just a social construct anyway man you gonna tell me I cant enjoy a good Subway sandwich anymore? you can say yes, they were never good other than the cold cut trio when you're a teenager
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