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2018-06-03 at 5:53 AM UTC in Your View on MiscegenationI kinda don't care what other people do, but I acknowledge the fact that each race has certain things they are particularly good at, and whites are particularly well-rounded. And race mixing means less whites. I love white women, and the prospect of a future without them is depressing. If the 14 words were in reference to any other group, nobody would bat an eye at it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-02 at 3:03 AM UTC in my storylol. Im gonna show this to my mom and tell her to be grateful i never punched her and bled all over the living room in an apparent anhero.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-24 at 5:25 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by ohfralala Damn wtf I wish people would hit me up with these sort of play dates
I've met up with a bunch of different people from here. It's like Pokémon, I gotta collect the ultra rare shinys. Pre-suicide/post hermitude Malice would've been a total shiny, but he's too much of a melodramatic fag to try new shit. It's like a doctor says
"Ok sir, it looks like the pain in your arm was just a large splinter and not anything serious. Just let me grab some tweezers and ointment and...".
"Okay. I'm ready to go peacefully."
"...I'm sorry?"
"I've made peace with death. Give me the death juice, please. This bitter draught will taste like sweet nectar on my lips after the pain I've endured..."
"Um. Oooooookay. Don't you think that's a little extreme? I mean I could have that out in 30 seco..."
"GIMME MY JUICE IM READY FOR VALHALLA!! IM COMING PATRICK SWAZEY!!!!"
"Oh fuck it. I was gonna lose my license once they figure out how much oxy I'm stealing anyway."
I wanted to meet Malice before he evolves into his final ultimate form- Esproc.
Whatevs. Let the games begin.
When you kick the bucket, I'm going to find your funeral and play a tribute video of just a continual loop of pictures of your ass, and three wolf moon shirt with "I will Remember You" playing, accentuated by live recorded fart sounds supplied by the forum,The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-24 at 2:23 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Malice https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/W3XpQDTEkaPQAuvHz/really-extreme-altruism
I'm thinking about doing some good with my death and getting the best life insurance policy possible, setting up a will so that it's all donated to either an animal charity or something related to artificial intelligence. Maybe the former because my influence could insignificant.
If I left some fentanyl laced heroin lying around and syringes they would rule it as an overdose, and I don't think they would have any problem with paying out. If you commit suicide within two years of getting life insurance it's either reduced (don't know by how much) or eliminated. I would need to research this, but at this level of depression and suffering it's the standard to be drained of all energy and motivation, any concern other than dying.
Setting things up so that my organs would be donated would be cool too, potentially saving multiple lives or at least greatly increasing the quality of their life. It's too risky, though. I don't want to take the chance of being found before I'm dead and spending the rest of my life forced to be kept alive in a state where I can't end my life.
I'd like it if I could set up a delayed message to be sent to everyone involved informing them of what had really occurred.
Youre such a dramafag. You better donate your organs dude.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-23 at 2:15 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Malice
It's nice to know you could go peacefully any day. There's no fear of pain or failure, it's exactly like falling asleep and never waking up again. The arguments even the vast majority of people to against suicide or to attribute a negative value to death are painfully moronic.
Now that Malice broke up with me because he thinks im a bad influence trying to convince him not to kill himself, I can sit back and enjoy this like the TOTSE of olde.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-23 at 2:27 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.What a waste. I couldve hooked him up with a dude to give him some fent laced dope. He gets to kill himself, I get a finders fee, some lil mexican kids get birthday presents...everyones a winner.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-12 at 8:50 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.No. He's just wrong, and enjoys women endowed by jedi plastic surgery hands rather than Gawduh Almighty.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-24 at 11:20 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.hi guiseThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-19 at 4:11 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I've never done a CWE, so any tips or just a quick run-through of the procedure would help. I'm going to have to do it if I don't want to take crazy amounts of APAP, which I don't.
Crush up pills, dissolve in warm water. Chill the water until the apap- which is not soluble in cold water (only warm)- precipitates out. Pour the opiate juice with APAP sludge through a few coffee enhancements. Profit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-18 at 6:25 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.mom's piskettiThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-17 at 11:31 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.At the very least you won a willy wonka ticket to to Experience World. Its this super-realistic RPG where you can just do and experience shit. I mean you can delete your account, but I hurd theres some sweet DLC coming down the pipeline.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-17 at 11:34 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Why not at least be fucking original and start shoplifting high end foodstuffs from pricey grocery stores, and then eat yourself into literal death? Huh? Like gorge on cheeses, marinated beef loin and goose liver pate until your intestines perforate and you die. You can do better than Cuervo and gay chinese internet drugs. lol.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-15 at 7:31 PM UTC in hey mal how does it feel to get raped by a totse member?is it really symmetrical or something?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-13 at 2:03 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by the pat-man damn how did kami go out?
also if you kill yourself at least make it cool, do the old 4chan chicken wire around the neck, super glue hands to head, jump off building routine.
With my luck the wire would slice off my ear and i would land in a tree just as i hit and break my backThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-12 at 3:24 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Fox Paws He fuckin wrecked his beemer weeks ago I thought
Originally posted by WE SMOOTH He's cruising in another foreign by now I reckon
Nah I booked a lil Honda for 19/day and then paid for a month n a half in advance so when they inevitably suspended my account for destroying 3 cars, id still have a car to take care of bidnass in. But I just need to buy something soon. The cadillac was nice but super impractical. But paying $600 a month fr a used Honda is kind of ridiculous. Good think ive got some stacks now.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-11 at 8 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Malice You seem like a volatile and dangerous person. I should probably stay away from you.
Oh fuck you dude. I'm probably the only person here who might give half a shit if you died. I spent this week getting poked and prodded by doctors, feeding a girl I loved with a spoon like an infant, ring pursued by law offices and insurance companies, and a bunch of other highly stressful shit. But your world is all in pieces because you probably took a bunch of off brand psych meds and fucking RCs pulled a sploo and sperged out and trashed your apartment and got thrown in the looney bin for a couple of weeks. Yeah bro you're just a shining example of stability. It's hard to imagine what you'd do if you'd actually had to deal with real life.
But yeah you're right- the only person to try to engage with you and get you out into the world to finally kickstart your sad little life- is probably a really baaaaaaad influence. Good call. good call.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-12 at 2:55 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by gumbo Blubbery. As in blubber. Not the same as blubbering. Illiterate cunt. This isn't even my first language and I know it better than you.
Lol fuck your word enhancements lanny
First i thought you called her a blueberry cunt. Didnt think twice about whether it made sense or not. Blueberry cunt. Yeah why not?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-10 at 7:09 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Also, yes the girl was an awful idea. But in service to science- have you ever been so headfucked so rapidly to such a degree that you have a psychedelic experience? Yeah that's been happening to me last 24 hours. Started messaging friends I grew up with....texting my mom like I was talking to a friend. Either it's the headfucking or I woefully miscalculated my shroom microdose.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-23 at 1:31 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by RestStop Yeah I hear ya and that's what I'm saying too. I would say either something changes like fast or just abandon it all together. Just what I would personally do though. Every situation is different and I'm not you but I wish you the best of luck regardless. From what I can tell you're already the most decent person in this whole scenario. I have a feeling the universe is on your side on this one.
Thanks bruh. Yeah im trying to quarantine my feels safely away in their corner so if this all blows up un relatively unscathed. The more I talk to her, the more it sounds like shes kind of in a shitty position. I finally got her to admit too that shes really freaked out about physical intimacy with how physically abusive "Zach" got. So I guess I can kind of see how if I was a chick, I might be really nervous about having someone like me come for a friendly visit late at night.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-21 at 12:55 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by WE SMOOTH She be holding the power. Ya done cared.
Nah. The only thing i can say is that I do keep checking my phone in anticipation of her texts. But if she wants to play games like that, i can easily tell the bitch to kick rocks. After calling 3 times, I texted "Alright Im going to stop embarrassing myself. Fuck this."
So we will see what new wall of text awaits me when she wakes up in a couple hours.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
