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2017-10-13 at 8:39 AM UTC in THE ONE TRUE RETARDED THREAD
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Lol u ever see a cute ass shorty who you like so much you fantasize about marrying her and having her meet your parents? Gal Gadot
I'd wife her jedi ass
I already claimed that jediess in the "pictures of hot chicks" thread. I even tattooed my birthday on her forearm so she never forgets.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-09 at 5:55 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I did that exact same thing, except it was under a book and the lighter was in my shoe.
Do you ever try AM-2201, and if so, do you remember it tasting like butter? I have wanted a good butter ecig juice for the longest time.
The buttery, creamy flavors of e-juice are generally the ones that have that no-good chemical in it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-08 at 5:32 PM UTC in dope sicknessIf you haven't actually been through something, probably best not to speculate.
Yeah, people have different metabolization rates and body chemistry. And yeah, some people are pussies and will talk about how awful it was coming of their 20mg a day vicodin perscription. Some of it is subjective, relative to what youre expecting and what kind of pan youre used to.And I have known some "Zen Master" types dudes who, even when coming down off of massive fentanyl and heroin doses for months on end, with their entire body shaking and bile soaked into the top half of their T shirt, could still smile and go about their day.
Opiate withdrawal- especially when your body is already in bad shape- is objectively awful. I went through withdrawal a fair number of times when I was doing just a bag or two every day. Pretty much every day nearly. It never seemed to get much easier. But after I started stocking up, and Id go months or years without having gone through 3-5 grams a day, the withdrawals got to the point where it was just.... i can't properly describe it. Bones grinding, muscles straining and tendons feeling like violin strings ready to snap. Sweating hot and freezing somehow at the same time. Being sapped of every last drop of energy, but still somehow being unable to sleep. Stomach gurgling and shitting every 15-30 min. If you manage to put anything in your stomach, you often wretch and dry heave until it comes up. And sometimes for no reason at all, youll wretch and dry heave all the same, even if theres nothing in there. And then just black bile comes up. And when it gets really bad, and theres NOTHING left in your stomach to puke up, the stomach reflex feels like an awful stomach cramp. And especially if you smoke and your esophagus is already raw, a lot of times all that stomach acid coming up with cause your throat to start bleeding.
And then theres the psychological part. That feeling of joy, love , excitement, fulfillment, happiness, comfort, ease? Take just not the absence of that, but the inverse of all those feelings- guilt, shame, depression, anger, anxiety, pain, stress, hate, fear.....crystallize all that down to its purest form, then mainline all that emotion into your jugular.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-08 at 12:19 AM UTC in I found sploo on plebbitDef not sploo. He looks more wild eyed. More rolled in poo. More likely to be a homeless dude in 30 years playing chess in the park and trying to bestow his knowledge to the young, but mostly just getting shit on by pigeons and trying to hit up the kids walking to high school to score him meth. And when that fails, he uses his stink like a defensive lineman and runs quickly in and out of an office supply store for a 6-pack supply of keyboard duster.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-10-07 at 11:10 PM UTC in FUCKING WOW. An actual true life MIRACLE happened yesterday.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-10-07 at 10:13 PM UTC in FUCKING WOW. An actual true life MIRACLE happened yesterday.Real talk though, if that was your "competition"....
You had me picturing a 26 year old Fubi-lookin nigga, all young and exuberant but a bit whacked out.
THIS dude, however, has a beer gut, meth scabs all over his face, and fucking KIDS. How was this a threat, my G?
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2017-10-07 at 8:59 PM UTC in FUCKING WOW. An actual true life MIRACLE happened yesterday.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-10-07 at 6:54 PM UTC in FUCKING WOW. An actual true life MIRACLE happened yesterday.Honestly, its kind of fucked up to be reveling in the death of another addict whose main "offense" against you was having feeling for the same girl you did- who was, in fact, a drug addicted prostitute who had relationships with MANY men.
Oftentimes, hookers, enjoy sex, and they are led into the lifestyle because of family history and their inability to form meaningful, long-term relationships. Theres an excellent chance that she was doing the same thing with him that she did with you. Maybe all his bravado and talking about other women WAS just shit that he got from some PUA website. Maybe he DID have genuine feelings for her. Maybe she was one of a handful of women he'd ever slept with. What then?
Just seems fucked up to me to be all stoked about a young dude dying because you guys were banging the same chick. And he was closer to her age. Thats just how a lot of young dudes act- all douchey and shit. But that doesn't mean he was a bad dude. This chick is kind of in her sexual prime, biologivally. I mean I get that's super unintuitive caveman-brain-wise, but....Ive taken acid man. I KNOW shit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-07 at 12:09 PM UTC in I need some inspiring wordsGod forbid if I ever went to rehab id be in my room with a hot plate and a pyrex dish, evaporating the decaf down to a powder, then packing it into gel capsules and slangin those bitches for $5 a pop. And id probably have recruited my roomie to do the gel caps while i was water whippin', so id kick him down $1 of every 5 since im the mastermind behind the operation, and then we'd both get kicked out in a sting operation in the day room because fucking LISA CAN'T KEEP HER GODDAMN VOICE DOWN STUPID BITCH THIS IS HOW THEY GOT CAPONE.
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2017-10-05 at 9:18 PM UTC in Regarding MaliceAgain...anyone taking this seriously... just dont.
Can almost guarantee he got bored of this place and is just dealing with school.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-05 at 9:44 AM UTC in I need some inspiring words
Originally posted by NARCassist what? she was only asking for coffee man. they only allow decaf in there for some reason and she was asking me to get her some normal coffee in, lol.
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Oh. lol. you certainly couldve mentioned that in your original post and saved me a lot of typing.Made it sound all insidious and sheit.
Dick.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-05 at 8:09 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-10-03 at 4:33 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by Purewhitepanda Ummmm like dont fucking share unless you want dude to share those sores with you for the rest of your life brah… Like wtf for real
iT WAS TOO DARK TO SEE HIS LIPS BUT HE DEF HAD METH SORES AND MISSEDS SHOTS/ABCESSES ALL OVER HIS ARMS. Offered me a free trail and i didnt wanna be rude so I just flipped thge straw around and wiped it on my shirt and held it between my teeth.
We'll see i guess.
Of course I wouldn't get herp4es the cool way. I should just kill myself asap.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-02 at 5:43 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-10-01 at 7:27 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I'm glad you're finally coming out of the closet casper.
I wish. Life would be so much easier. Gay dudes for the most part dont expect you to be stable and have money saved up, your own house, a nice car. All you need with them is a big dick and drugs to party with. Thats got to be the life.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-01 at 5:28 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!Fun fact...last night I was considering getting an escort. And I was drunk so somehow I meandered into camwhores. And since the internet still apparently doesn't know me very well, I clicked or something thinking it'd be just as boring as the last stuff. But it's some blonde ex army dude fucking this one chick with a ball gag in her mouth. The whole time I'm Ike "something is just off here" but drunk brain doesn't compute. Eventually she gets up to blow the guy and .....it's a dude. So I spend like 10 minutes scientificallyanalyzing this gay porn and trying to find anything redeeming in it, and then I start thinking about what this dudes fellow enlisted men would think of him blowing his load in some little hairy twinks ass. Reminded me a lot of high school initiation. But also pointless.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-10-02 at 4:51 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!I- a white man- just whipped up my first batch of tortillas. I think it went well.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-10-01 at 7:15 AM UTC in I need some inspiring words
Originally posted by NARCassist i just spoke to her on the phone, we're booking a visit for friday. ffs, she's asking me to smuggle in something, a certain substance, lol.
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Ask her if shes sick, how shes feeling. Maybe instead bring her some valiums and xanax or something. Tell her if she wants to score when she gets out, fine. But your mind can tempt your periodcally and make you act irrationally. Shes put all this time and effort into improving her life.
I spent a good 20 years of my life studying the Bible believe it or not, so certain things have stuck in my mind. When i have someone in my life that I care about that wants be to get them something i know is no good for them, I tell them something along the lines of "Ask me three times. You know youre going to completely fuck up your life and sobriety if you do this, but youre an adult, and Im not going to be able to protect you from yourself. So....?"
"Can you get me some ___?"
"No."
And at this point a lot of times the wheels start turning. They see how desperate theyre sounding.
"Come on. I just need something for a couple of days until I can see a doctor for my back..."
"No, dude"
"Come on. I swear Ill never call you for anything again"
"So thats what you want? You know youre on probation. You know youre throwing away sobriety. You know youre fucking up chances of getting to see your kids again. You remember how bad you felt when you were deep in it, when you wanted to die, and you wouldve given anything just to go back to the way things were before? Knowing all that....you still want it?"
"Yeah...just for this weekend, until I can see my..."
"Fine. There."
Tell her to call you and ask you three days in a row. If its just a junkie whim, shell drop it. But let her know what it means.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-30 at 4:44 PM UTC in Just farted so hard that my asshole ripped openThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-25 at 1 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
