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2018-12-11 at 4:02 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by Solstice I thought I found a stray shard of meth behind my desk the other day. Threw it on foil and tried to melt it. Was rock salt. That wasn't very fly.
Lol. A dude sold me a bunch of mylanta as Xanax one time, and he thought I'd forgotten about it, so I have him a quarter of carefully broken and shaped rock salt a couple months later. Only, turns out the pills didn't say "MYLANTA" but "MYLAN1A" . As in Mylan pharmaceuticals.
"Lol. My bad. You know how I get. Well let's all be glad I went with my second idea".The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-10 at 12:21 PM UTC in TFW You Realize EVERYONE On Here is an Alt (Solipsism-maxxing)FUCK YOU DAD ITS NOT FAIR WHY DIDNT YOU COME TO MY GRADUATION TRAVIS GOT A FUCKING PONYThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-10 at 12:03 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionFor posterity (I found an old notebook in a pile of stuff from high school)
Nshanin
Vilbe
Absolute caliber
Ilovechronic
aces n' 8s
Acid drop
Circular buttseks chain
Lucid_dreamer
Squeegee
Trippy
Poast boartem
State of Hack
Roo7 Pho7on
Struggling artist
Dr. Ew420
The Black Pope
Social Junker
Junior Jacon jeese jurger
Jator
Voodoonirvana
My Mom is Dead
Piles of crack
Oct
The Pat Man
PROOTS
Hypno
TcStyle
Reject
Logic
Happy one hitter
Internet weed dude
Rizzo in a Box
Hazey
NO W4RNING
Silver balls
Darkus
Boo stinky boo
Rosetta-stoned
Theta Reactor
Megakush
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2018-12-09 at 8:45 PM UTC in My daughter just diedMmmmm. The warm feeling of nostalgia. Like it's 2005 all over again.
Please none of you ever change.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-09 at 9:46 AM UTC in Do you think you'd be brave enough to be in a gunfight?I've never actually shot back at anyone, but I've been in that position a couple of times. And every time I see a shooting on the news, a get a little splash of that feeling, because there's nothing more helpless feeling that someone actively trying to hurt you, and not having the means to fight back.
I think bravery has very little to do with it. Gunfights are generally over in seconds, and completed from very close range. If something happens, it happens before you have much chance to choose to be scared or not. That said, I think I'd be sort of okay, but my tall ass would be hugging car cover and finding a nice big engine block to get behind. Idk how effective I'd be since with my thyroid/adrenal thing, when I get scared/angry my hands start shaking like crazy. But I have north Hollywood bank robbery dreams, so there must be some fucked up mental component at play.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-08 at 6:49 PM UTC in Sudo is in prisonThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-08 at 6:51 PM UTC in Sudo is in prisonThat does suck though. Another black man caught up in Da System, for no reason other than the color of his skin.
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2018-12-07 at 9:04 PM UTC in TFW You Realize EVERYONE On Here is an Alt (Solipsism-maxxing)I've never seen the appeal of an alt. I already feel like I spend too much time here. LolThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-06 at 5:25 PM UTC in Whipits
Originally posted by Ughhu Ok so sounds like I’ll give it a try. I’ll let erbody know how it goes later this week.
Only thing you need to remember is 50/50. I usually take half my breath of nitrous, and then suck in as much air as I can until my lungs are comfortably full. Hold for 7-10 seconds, then lay down and start prepping another charger while my body melts into the cushions and slowly spins in space like a rotisserie chicken -
2018-12-07 at 1:05 AM UTC in WhipitsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-06 at 5:09 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionDARE would've done a lot better job convincing us not to do drugs if they just gave clinically accurate information instead of all the scare tactics. "Weed will make you steal from your parents, and ecstasy makes holes in your brain. After a week of use, you'd cut your own mothers threat for a line of cocaine...."
Versus:
Opiates can seem fun at first. But eventually your body gets used to them, which can happen in as little as 2 weeks of continuous use. After that, when you don't have them, you go into what's called withdrawals. At which point your whole body feels like it's breaking, you get weak and nauseous, vomit and often shit yourself. Hot and cold sweats. Sore, restless muscles. And even if you keep enough opiates around to stay high, eventually they will wreck your butthole. Literally. *Boots up slide projector*The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-06 at 5:06 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by mmQ What does it mean to be septic? Im not gonna look it up. I know what a septic tank is like it's a shit tank? So…????
"hey wanna hang out later?"
"no, I'm septic"
"you're?… Shit?"
"I don't know. Yes"
Am I close? Septic ass bitch motherfucker
It's just when bacteria gets into your bloodstream somehow. Occurs a lot in people with gunshot wounds to the gut/abdomen. Pictures wouldn't really show anything since there's nothing actually to show. It might be secondary to a nasty, oozing wound on the leg, but the real damage comes when that bacteria gets into the body and starts going to work on every other organ.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-04 at 2:03 PM UTC in WhipitsIf nitrous killed Brian cells, they probably wouldn't give it to you at the dentist.
It's fun as fuck, but it only lasts as long as you keep it in your lungs, and then like 20 sec afterwards. I usually buy a 500 count box and finish 150 or so the first week.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-05 at 12:53 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionI could just start a thread, but that would be so unlike me.
Do you feel like your "real life" has begun? Probably for obvious reasons, but I've always had this sense of that I'm not who or where I'm supposed to be.
I keep thinking that when I get my head together, why I get my health together, that things will fall into place.
I miss my thoughts being electric and dynamic. I'm tired of feeling slow and foggy and inarticulate.
I kinda wonder at which point "potential" is a moot point, and you've pretty much ruined yourself.
Idk what I'm even asking really. Just woke up out of a sound sleep, threw up, and now my guts and twisting so hard I can barely lay down.
You guys have been pretty much my only constant social group since I was 15, and I care about your faggots and wish I knew some of you better.
Night.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-05 at 1:30 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by Jυicebox I'm about 90% sure it's my destiny to die early. There's no other explanation.
No matter how well things are going for me, my mental state continues to worsen
I know how this feels. I used to be a motherfucking genius before I started doing drugs seven years ago. Now, I can't even finish a sentence without making a fool of myself
Not to mention the fact that if there is anything in my path of travel I WILL trip over it
I'm always torn between "I've ruined all that I may have been able to accomplish"
and
"It's my destiny to commit suicide to punish my family for their wrongdoing"
After all, "everything happens for a reason," right?
You and me both.
I hope you feel better. Really.
I feel kinda exactly the same way. But dying early or suicide just seems more like a logical conclusion of my life at this point rather than some melodramatic end to an unremarkable life. I mean I've felt better sometimes on mushrooms and stuff, but it's probably safe to say that our bran chemistry is fucked. But neuroplqsticity and all that, it'd almost certainly improve with proper lifestyle...just who knows to what degree. I just feel like I'm just waking in circles. It's like Groundhog Day, reliving the same thing over and over again. I wish someone would've really impressed upon me how quickly things happen, and how you set the pace for your life. It feels like 6 months ago that I was sitting at a bonfire at the beach with friends and everything just WAS. Everything felt free and open and unchallenging. Everything was right there at that moment. And now i just feel off....
The truest thing I can say about my life's experience, is that as long as I can remember, I've felt like the walking memory of an old man on his death bed, looking back on his life with regret. Even that,I'm sure I stole from a movie. But when I heard it, it was the most clear articulation of my mind that I could possibly muster.
Anyway always feel free to message me if you feel like it. God knows I ain't got shit going on. Then again, if you're as like me as I think you are, most of the time you probably can't think of anything to say, and writing anything to anyone feels like too much work. *shrug*The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-02 at 12:40 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionPSA: all of our brain chemistry is completely fucked. Give it a couple days watching old reruns of shit you watched as a kid and eating junk food and smoking weed, and you'll forget about ever wanting to kill you self....or the daughter your ex gf has full custody of. I mean you'll want to kill yourself again in a month, but...you're just crazy and your brain can't be trusted.
If you'd like an objective appraisal of whether you should kill yourself, feel free to apply via comment with all pertinent lifestyle information.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-02 at 12:30 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by Rizzo in a box Pain from a rap cat
Man you didn't know that
3 am, man, we bumping Bobby Womack
My homie keep all his bullets hollow
That's why I smell like Salvatori Faragomo with the diamond sparrow
A rap cat with the BOSS apparel
I put my rhymes on your block then I run it just like little Darrell
Money and dope, man, don't come for free
Man, I don't have no competition, ho, all I got is enemies
I turn around like a tornado
Rock it like a baby cradle
Call me Doctor J if you a baller and it's getting fatal
I make MC's do angel dust
Take 'em to the Bay Bridge, make 'em strip, tell 'em jump
I don't know why I get high
I'm so in love with money I keep spending 'til it runs dry
Hot like a kettle, when the pedal hits the metal
Pinocchio you know son is Jepetio, hello
Deep fried just like Friday fish
A lot a hot sauce, now we got it popping in this bitch
Favorite nickatina song. Goddamn that feels like high school.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-11-28 at 7:27 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionSup famThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-21 at 6:31 PM UTC in Getting on the same bus as Malice
Originally posted by Technologist Casper,
Didn’t you say you had a way of getting in touch with her? Or you know where she lives? Thought I read something like that!
I just told her if she was actually ready, id sit with her on skype and talk to her while she passed. Seems like if someones actually gonna do it, itd be nice to have someone there.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-10-27 at 11:21 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Even though it's like 90 degrees, getting into the season with my annual horror movie marathon. Doyers game starts in like 45 min. So pretty good.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
