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Originally posted by RisiR †
That's how gambling works.
NO. IM RIGHT.
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Originally posted by Wick Sweat
To be fair, all that weed in the store could just be grown by some Chinese dude
Lmao NVM bruh
rofl. Im not saying growing weed and being chinese are mutually exclusive. Itd just be weird to know your weed was coming from some rando who had a few plants going inside his mum's spare sewing room- rather than a full blown warehouse operation with professional lghting and hydroponic mediums, drip feed systems, hermetically sealed rooms to sex the plants.
Like remember back in the day, youd be buying some weed and ask "how good is it?". And theyd say "its dank as fuck bro. Mendocino Orange Crush. Real tasty". And youd pop the bag open when you get home, and its got little baby seeds in it because someone obvious had no idea wtf they were doing, and it got cross pollenated. And it was "Orange Crush" because you could clearly tell someone threw a bunch of fucking orange peel in the bag to try to cover up the toasted lawn clippings smell. So now you basically have 2.5 lbs of mexican brick weed, and you have to cover it in mango tobacco flavoring drops to try to make it the least bit palatable.
So now, you make a trip to office depot to get ziploc baggies and let everyone know youre on deck with that Mango-Orange Maui. MOM for short. And you could snap and entire bowl the size of your thumb (whats a nug? Whats a trichome?) and still not get high, but everyone will call you bc its still probably better than the other stuff going around.
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2017-12-10 at 12:18 AM UTC
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tfw almost 30
Im sad that I dont give a shit about legos anymore, when they used to give me so much pleasure. Im sad that wasted so much time being broke and unproductive. It sucks to think that when I was young and strong and good looking and healthy, I couldve been fucking the chicks from the water polo team. It sucks that Im too old to rock jorts. I miss tagging and juvenile delinquency. I miss being nervous about stupid things - egging a house, kissing a girl, bombing a quiz, what clothes i wearing, if i was going to say something stupid and embarrass myself. I miss smoking a cigarette on top of an old 1930's building, and watching the sun come up at the golden gate bridge. I miss being fearless. I miss shitty 2000's alt-rock and Super Smash Bros tournaments.
Yeah i mean if life was fair, our youth would last 60 years. But it isnt like that. I mean you either deal with it or you dont. You can life off the land like Varg Vikernes or whatever- be beholden to no one. You can struggle and hunt or grow your own food, build your own house. You can be satisfied in knowing that in your new life each action and exertion has meaning and purpose- your survival. Or, you can try to create new goals and find things that make you happy. Thing is, Its really easy to be a dreamer- an uncompromising idealist- when you have someone else housing, clothing, feeding us.
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And in basketball, you inside game needs to kind of have a rhythm like a dance. Fucking exclusively black women, you shouldve at least inherited some rhythm via vaginal osmosis. Its kind of like doing the electric slide. Each dribble should be a little two-hop back into the defender. Just being on the court a lot, getting a feel for where everything is in relation to each other. You keep your off arm out enough to protect your inside and feel his movement. If you do it correctly and he tries to lunge outside to steal, you can easily drop inside for a fairly uncontested shot. But just pushing back into him, creating room...if youve got a little bit of weight on him or even a little height, you should be able to create space and hit that little turn around fade away or layup all day.
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Originally posted by jimmy
i feel fucking weird
i dont think i peaked yet
i havent done bundy in months and now 958mg in 4 bottles, but i haven't gotten any 3rd plateau effects and i finished dosing 2hrs ago
not sure how its interacting with the noopept
i do know im gonna be smoking salvia tomorrow and having some beers
If you have the lights on and are typing on the computer, urdoingitwrong. My friend's hippie dad used to tell me the key to bundy was sensory deprivation. Thats what really kicks shit up a notch.
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Originally posted by Wick Sweat
Keep it.. and wear it..
Yeah that'd go swell with my $20 wardrobe. Like redneck scarface over here.
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Originally posted by RestStop
Not an Audemar is it?
Yup :)
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Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix
Went to get this guitar amp out of my closet and found these dirty old panties stuffed into the back of it. Won't reveal the source but bidding starts at $10.
Ill pay you a jar of cookie butter to take that disgusting picture down.
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My mind is so powerful (chamically lobotomized), that im able to compartmentalize and hold completely antithetical ideas simultaneously. For this reason, I have never lost The Game. I can type about it now and discuss it on a basic level, but i refuse to let my brain delve more deeply into it...this would constitute losing said Game.
Yall are playing connect 4, and im playing hyper-pseudo 5-dimensional underwater chess in my hyperbaric nano cryo tube. My IQ is 224. get on my level, scrubs.
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Originally posted by RestStop
Got DANG nigga if that is your half sister well idk…I think you know where I'm going with this without being disrespectful.
Have at it, bruh. Last time i saw her I think I was 14 and she was 11 and my half brother was 12, and we were eating popsicles on my dad's porch. Other than that I know jack shit about her. But thats what a life of comfort and affluence, cheerleading, a gym membership, equestrian, premium dental insurance, and a large family income gets you.
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2017-12-03 at 10:54 PM UTC
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Dear California
Yeah CA would be one of the best states if not for the gay gun laws and the victim complex faggots everywhere.
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2017-12-03 at 10:47 PM UTC
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Dear California
CA is pretty geat. Climate, tech stuff, great restaurants everywhere, world class museums. Redwood forests, wine, beaches. Gorgeous women.
CA would be even better though if we got more cool people in here to help moderate the population from all the pussies.
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Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix
I haven't seen my father in 30 years and dont even know what he looks like
Ive seen my father twice in 30 years. He writes notes and stuff for birthdays and holidays... he wants me to tell him about my life and "what im doing". Im not sure he wants to know how difficult life was because he didnt man up. And I find it difficult enough to small talk with people whom i see on a regular basis...what do I discuss with a man who may as well be a stranger off the street, and whose most significant connection to me is genetic? *shrug*
Ill indulge him at some point. Im not an angry little boy anymore. But i think hes a pussy for the way he handled things. When my mom told him I was graduating HS, he said he didnt know if hed be able to get off work. Really? Your employer wont let you go to your kids graduation? I think hes getting older and he realizes the mistakes me made, and he wants to try to make amends before then but...i dunno. As a "man" now, I couldnt imagine letting my flesh and blood think that they didnt have a father.
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Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume
No I'm talking about actual universe creation
You might think it's out of my grasp but I have all the time in the world (at least until I die from 5G influenced skin cancer) to read material on science etc once I know enough about how things work I will be able to figure things out from there.
I'm a master at visualizing things in my mind and with weed I could probably create a means to birth a new universe within a year or so.
1. Smoke weed
2. Read some sciences things
3. ????
4. Create universe w/ power of my brainz, ie- transcend my corporeal husk
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2017-11-15 at 3:09 PM UTC
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omfg im so fuckin wastede
Originally posted by Enter
THANKS SO MCUH WHY DO U LOVE ME, GIVE ME SPECIFICS SO I CAN JACK OFF
1. Your witty rejoinders
2.You got a purty mouth
3. Your devotion to the Great Leader.
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STOP ALL THIS GAY SHIT THIS ISNT YOUR MAGICAL FUCKING KEANU REEVES MAILBOX BUY A FUCKING DIARY ALREADY OR PAY YOUR FUCKING CELL PHONE BILL
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2017-10-23 at 1:45 AM UTC
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THE ONE TRUE RETARDED THREAD
I dont get why they cant just fuck hookers. Or do heroin. I havent been laid in at least 4-5 years, and yet I developed a leathery protective layer of all the fucks I have not given. Just fuck a random hooker and realize that the universe and your happiness do not hinge on a warm flesh pocket.
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2017-10-22 at 11:03 AM UTC
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bling bling rehab
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