Originally posted by WE SMOOTH
Casper do you have Japanese jeans?
Sewed up wit the finest silks and oriental themes? most definitely
faberge egg, finest fois gras pleated placid mastery
pink panther master of disastery
finely toned tuchus hoe nude immobilized in plastery
Dusty tome rockin
Ancestral elvish architecture
Fitted MAGA hat and intro Jordan peterson lecture.
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You don't cut dope before you transport it. That's 10x more volume of product that needs to be smuggled.
Before I inevitably cut ties with all these fags, I should do an AMA on their behalf.
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Originally posted by -mal-
I thought he was in NorCal?
Maybe he was at a time. But I could've sworn last i talked to him, he was out.if state. Otherwise I would be met up with him when I went up north.
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2018-09-23 at 10:46 AM UTC
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Ever tried the drug called...
Tort when are we going to Zona del Norte? I've been saving my semen for like 3 years since your suggestion. I mean I wanted it to be special and spitroast a pretty young Mexican girl down on her luck with you, but idk how much longer I can wait. Pretty soon it's gonna be a medical emergency.
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Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
Alright. It's about time to start pushing people away, I guess.
Embrace that shit
I told my "best friend" of 15 years that I want to beat his face into pulp and rape his fat wife, and if he has any integrity, he'll take his gun, lay in the bathtub and end it.
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2018-08-19 at 8:11 PM UTC
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Passing a piss test
1) buy a cheap food vacuum sealer (FoodSaver) and and a bag of Hot Hands adhesive Toe Warmers or hand warmers, 10 pack of drug tests on amazon.
2) for 2'or 3 days...for up to a week depending on frequency of use, flush system with water.
3) when urine tests clean, piss into a glass or metal bowl that you have disinfected with hot water.
4) use the vacuum/sealer to "create" bags roughly 6x2" inch. Use a sterilized baster to put roughly 1/4 cup urine into each bag.
5) seal the end and freeze immediately. If you are observed while doing your UA, you can modify the end of the bag with a short length of small gauge surgical tubing, sealed with FlexSeal or hot glue. At the exit end of the tube, you can kink the tubing and tape it in place to seal. An elastic resistance band tied to proper size can anchor the bag in place, and then pressing your legs together, or squeezing your pocket/thigh can squirt out the piss.
6) Frozen urine can last up to a year. If you're tested randomly, just make it part of your routine. A small oral thermometer is perfect to slip in your pocket for cases where you're not observed. If the pee comes out too hot- either let it sit a minute or two, or put a small splash of sink water in the sample. If you made it too cool, add more pee...this is why you want a bit more in the bag than you actually need (30-50ml). If you are observed, use the less hot hand warmers instead of the toe warmers, buy little adhesive temperature strips on amazon to adhere to your piss bag, and before you walk in, test with an infrared thermometer to ensure temperature is around 100-103. Your finished sample should be between 90- 96 degrees generally, otherwise testers will suspect something. If in doubt and you can't actually test the temp, holding the plastic to your palm or cheek, you shouldn't feel any warmth or cold...it should be just slightly below body temp.
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2018-07-28 at 2:25 AM UTC
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Paige is such a bitch
Girls named paige are almost always dick-crazy hoes, but thats my type to begin with, so YOU GO GURL. YOU DO YOU,QUEEN!
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My councillor at the clinic is so hot. And she keeps finding a way to turn the conversation to sex or masturbation or tinder or stuff like that. idk why. Shes probably mid- late 20's, just finished her masters program at USC. She has kind of a hipster chick thing going- glasses with a shock of bleached highlight in her curly brown hair. At first glance youd say she was just white, but with an ass that plump and wide, shes got to have some percentage spanish or south american something-or-other. When she was walking ahead of me down the hall earlier this week, she was wearing these tight patterned like african print cotton pants, and every step that ass had that healthy butt jiggle. I had to physically manifest the "dat ass" face.
She was asking about the perceptions/expectations people have of tall guys. And i was like "Well until my mid 20's, every time id go to a bar, someone would try to fight me to prove themselves. And of course, everyone expects you have an 11 inch dick..." And she said "And thats not...?" And I said "Minus 30% or so. But i make it up in girth, so its all good. And i eat pussy like its my job so...." and she starts blushing abd burying her face in her hands. When i had to do my UA the other the other day, she said "Casper can I have your peepee please?" and I said "Thats an awful creepy way to ask but sure, ill meet you out back." lol.
I want to do awful, awful things to her.
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2018-07-17 at 4:42 AM UTC
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How long you been sober?
Idk I wouldn't say I'm sober sober (esp bc of the methadone), but with as bad as I was, I've had 6 months of clean UAs which is a minor miracle bc I still feel like dogshit a lot of the time, and a nice enhancemented shot of some good clean dope administered by my EMT angel would be all kinds of nice....... Buuuuuut it's been 12 years. I remember the totse thread I posted asking if I should try heroin. Way too much wasted time spent being miserable and unproductive.
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"Rape" implies penetration. Did any of these nondescript block characters have any identifiable genitals? Its just unreal what whiny pussies all these parents are. Whats going to become of their kids? I genuinely fear for the future. If 3 blocks avatars laying in a pile can rustle tens of thousands of jimmies, I have to wonder what these energentic, caring people would do when they see 6 and 7 year old child brides and dancing boys being raped in the islamic world or afgghanistan. Or 12 year olds engaging in the classic rite of passage of "behead the infidel". Or when you get to see a bunch of tiny bodies laid out foaming at the mouth and choking on vomit.
I cannot fathom that people dedicate so much ENERGY and CARING to something so FUCKING stupid. No one got "raped". Did not happen. Fake news. If the stupid useless cunt of a mother hadn't spazzed out, the kid wouldve just thought the other players were "being stupid" or something. Classic case of a parent passing on all their crazy neuroticisms to their fucked up kid.
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It's so ridiculous that nearly 10k parents have all shared and commented on how horrible that is. It hurts my brain. Don't they have jobs? Spend an hour online and see what some people in other parts of the world have to deal with. It's fucking unreal. These people are why the western world is coming unraveled.
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Originally posted by Captain
Hey man, it's better to come to that realization sooner rather than later. I hope you have some cash saved up though, if not then be diligent for a couple more months and build up some savings, even if they are off the books.
That's the problem with building up on something illegal, you can lose it all on a dime, one set of loose lips, one lazy break from your best practices.
Not as much as Id like, but i could live off of it for 18 months or so, barring any bullshit. But i had to go ham to do it. All these years I thought I was really in the game. I had NO fucking clue what I was doing. If id been doing it this way years ago, Id be a millionaire right now, hands down. But Id like to parlay my skillset into something a bit more mainstream.
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I made 25k profit in less than 2 months of serious grind but I'd rather drive for Uber at this point. I've seen up close how quickly one overlooked detail or slip up can cost you everything. Most of the time at least you're still a live, but depending on who you're dealing with, even that's not guaranteed. I don't want to have to be looking over my shoulder my entire life, walking around with 3 prepaid phones and having to run all my traffic through VPNs. Trying to remember which fake name I am today, which wallet to carry around. It's.....it's just not fun anymore. I have ex-friends that you can tell immediately- it's a novelty for them. They walk around with guns for no reason, stay in luxury hotels every night low wads of cash, relish being able to exert what little bit of power they have making their little stable of junkies cower to them. In his mind he's Pablo Escobar writ small. And In a year if he's not in jail for killing someone driving around loaded, of domestic violence, or sales, he'll be homeless or dead.
I know how resourceful I am, but running dope and counterfeit shit doesn't quite wow anyone on a resume. At this point I'd just as soon finish a Bachelors in biz admin or some shit. Anything.
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2018-07-10 at 12:16 AM UTC
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i took 7 drugs today
Originally posted by Kinks
Casper, let’s hook up.
im ready when u are, gurl. You ready to ruin your body and your credit score?
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2017-08-27 at 3:13 PM UTC
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street prices where you are
Originally posted by What_a_Kreep
Damn are you serious?
Black is $10 a point here. Sometimes a lil more because you get ripped off by the middle men an if you actually do find a dealer, they're fucking niggers and jedis at the same time. One of the many reasons I stopped shooting H every day. Sucks being dependent on an asshole that doesn't bother to call you back till six hours later when he knows you're sick , he aint even busy he just lazy.
Meth is usually about $10 a point too, same price, but the dealers are a lot more generous with meth than H. Quality has been inconsistent with my current guy, anywhere from really bad to amazing but usually landing somewhere in the middle. He gives me double then what other dealers in town have. instead of .2 being $20, if I gave him a $20 he would give me .4
God I fucking I hate dealing with dealers sometimes, guy I have now is at least quick, i've even met him at 7am before. He's the first dealer to ever do that for me lol.
Wait.....you still do H???
Send me your number. I want to discuss sobriety and stuffs.
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Originally posted by Captain
Smh fucking managers thinking they're producers and muddling with the artist's process. you failed instantly, Casper.
STFU FAGGOT DO YOU WANT TO BE "AUTHENTIC" OR DO YOU WANT TO BE A MOTHERFUCKIN ROCKSTAR? IM THE KINGMAKER BITCH. THIS BOAT DOES NOT MOVE WITHOUT ME AT THE HELM. OR YOU CAN GO TO GOLDSTEIN & SHLUBFARB DOWN THE ROAD AND WORK THE COFFEE SHOP CIRCUIT UNTIL YOUR DICK FALLS OFF FROM BOREDOM. I DONT CODDLE MY ARTISTS. I PUSH THEM TO THE LIMIT AND FUCK THEM IN THE ASS UNTIL MAGIC LEAKS OUT EVERY HOLE. THATS HOW THIS TOWN WORKS.
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Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla
opiates are a death sentence
enjoy a life of suffering
Want some free opiates?
Watching your soon-to-be-Exhibit-B drum molestation video, it occurred to me that you and dissociator another tard or two should form a noise/nonsense rock band and make songs about chugging cough syrup and pulling barbecue forks on your parents because they said you should get a job. In this climate, it seems like just the thing that some faggots like Pitchfork would call "...honest, visceral....a searing indictment of an administration in cognitive turmoil, and for whom objective truths mean little."
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This is what totse was all about. Made up drama over irrelevant dogshit, amplified by bored oldfags with a penchant for conspiracy theories.
I'm home. < 3
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