Originally posted by Enter
tfw you been jerking off for god knows how many hours, you look down and you realize your dick might be chafed and swollen and sore as fuck tomorrow, but you're like fuck it and keep jerking off.
Real talk- vaseline, gauze + a baby sock.
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2017-09-11 at 2:45 AM UTC
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I need some inspiring words
Originally posted by mashlehash
Lol
One time this chick GRABBED ME and stuck her tongue down my throat. Totally unwarranted. Bitch was wanting to cook my canoli
Cannolis are an uncooked assembly of a crunchy shell and sweetened ricotta cheese paste, reminiscent of cheesecake, and garnished with chocolate, almonds, powdered sugar, fruit, etc. So indeed, that would be TOTALLY UNWARRANTED.
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Originally posted by RestStop
Well Brahs…looks like I'm done doing/selling ice cream. Why do I feel this sadness like I'm getting a divorce and my whole family just fucking died? I'm sure that over the weeks and months that follow I won't feel like I need to lay down every 2.5 minutes and that in time I'll learn to right all my wrongs.
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Dat Ben n Jerrys can really fuck witchu mane. I know dat feel.
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2017-09-10 at 7:21 AM UTC
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I need some inspiring words
I dont want to rain on this shit parade but 1) LSD is right....people fuck like rabbis in rehab. 2) You really think youre going to have a successful, meaningful relationship with a girl you j ust met, who's going to be coming out of rehab, and YOU are still using? If youre not taking concrete steps to get clean, the entire time she's in there, the main thing theyre going to be telling her is "YOU NEED PEOPLE LIKE HIM OUT OF YOUR LIFE. AS LONG AS HES USING, YOU HAVE NO CHANCE AT SOBRIETY. IF HE HAD REAL LOVE FOR YOU, DO YOU HONESTLY THINK HED BE LETTING YOU SELL YOUR BODY TO STRANGE MEN?"
Idk. Seems like a losing proposition if youre not trying to get clean too. Either she'll get clean and leave you, or she'll stay with you and start using again, keep fucking weird sad cocks. Seems like a lose-lose to me. But what do I know, sheeit?
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Originally posted by Dargo
i have a pic of him. i'll have to take it down from over my bed first tho.
Plz do. I have a grand panorama in mind.
A circular gate in the mid-ground, with horses prancing around with engorged, veiny horse cocks. In the background, a dilapidated barn and the bloated and rotted corpses of myriad starved animals. A squat trailer sits amidst weeds, a blue tarp duct taped over one window. A Macho Man Randy Savage cardboard cut out holding court beside a rusted out chevy caprice. A torn punching bag sways gently, pinned with various knives and home-made ninja stars. In the fore, hydro lays spread eagle in a pile of yet-to-be burned garbage with her breasts spilled one to each side of her body. As she peers confusedly over her gut, mystery semen leaks haphazardly from her ACCURSED WOMB, as a gaunt, flea-bitten mutt licks eagerly at it for much needed sustenance. A scrawny middle aged man sits in his underwear in a dirty sofa, and holds a beer up, laughing and gesturing as a second dog rapes an unclothed toddler. To the very right of hydro, §m£ÂgØL stands naked amongst a small clearing, proud and spent- having just become a man- by no choice of his own. His hobo knapsack still at his dirty unwashed latin hitchhiker feet, he strums a merry tune on his mandolin, as geese gather at his waist to snap at what they have understandably assumed to be a staple of their spring diet.
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Originally posted by Lanny
also 110% down for capturing HTS to spirit her away so we can get married in secret
Lol. NIS-wide game of Capture the Fag.
Who's in?
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Originally posted by matrix
its always above 150 though, 152 to be exact, im talking about my highest score ever
From 8-14 I took part in a study at UCLA where Id go every wednesday night for 2 or 3 hours and take tests. Throughout, id take IQ tests. And then at 17 and 18 after exiting the program, I was asked to test a couple more times. I Always tested mid 140's -low 150's. I think my lowest was 144. So what does that mean?
Not a hell of a lot.
I was still completely dysfunctional socially. I still had no friends, and the few I did were literal austistic fags who's biggest excitement of the day was BOOMERANG audio magazine, because TV and computers were too stimulating, and they might start self harming. I still didnt get along with any of my family, really. I still couldnt hold down a job, because i thought I was too good for the menial types of jobs you generally get from 16-20.
The biggest disservice my mom and family friends ever did me, was telling me how EXCEPTIONAL I was. Its an almost debilitating way to go through life, thinking theres nothing you can learn, and that all the people around you are complete fuckwits. Makes life almost impossible.
Just my two cents.
Post last edited by CASPER at 2017-09-06T14:22:50.244378+00:00
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This kind of cringe can't exist in the wild. It took the careful nurturing of our little petri dish to come up with something so awe-inspiringly retarded.
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Originally posted by hydromorphone
Nobody was in there when I last checked. It doesn't matter. I don't give a fuck.
Adios, cowboys.
I loved those I loved, truly, genuinely, even if I did end up hurting most, if not all of them. I loved them no less, and sorry for the hurt I inflicted. It was never my intention.
This is it. See ya on the other side.
For once in your life, dont be a fucking gay. Get a job, get on medicare, feed ur kid, stop fucking weirdos on the internet. The end.
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Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
I am in the latter half of my twenties now.
Happy bday ma dewd
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Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好
Aww man, that's depressing. He was fun to talk to before he got back on dope. RIP.
Yeah. I make it a point to try to remember people like that. A friend from high school who died in a motorcycle crash had a birthday a couple of weeks ago, and a friend asked if I wanted to go to the gravesite. Drove over, and could see there were a ton of people there. Just walked back to the car. Didn't want to deal with the entourage, the whole song and dance. He got into some really scummy shit, but he was always popular and apparently that carries over to the afterlife. But unpopular friends who died from OD or sleep apnea or suicide....no one ever talks about them, or visits them, or leaves candles and shit on their death sites. Idk. Makes me angry. Everyone should matter. Everyone should be remembered.
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Originally posted by mmQ
I was about to ask if you had experience with san pedro/ peruvian torch, but you addressed it after you mentioned you had experience with ayahuasca/ 2ci, so I didn't end up having to ask you. Right on.
Yeah....p torch was singlehandedly the most unpleasant drug ingestion experience ive ever had. The texture and taste is just so fucking unpleasant. Took the stomach of a champion to keep that shit down long enough to trip. THANKS MOTHER GECKO!!
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Originally posted by Piles of Crack
My weed man texted me to be ready in 20 minutes because he's coming to pick me up so we can smoke dabs at his trailer and have a solar eclipse viewing party…wtf. He smokes entirely too much weed.
In b4 PoC is not only depressed, angry, decrepit, but also blind.
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Originally posted by Malice
Yelled at a guy that was jacking off by the sidewalk, a somewhat recessed area. He was sitting down on the edge laying back with his pants below his briefs and his shirt covering his member, clearly jacking off. Looked like a homeless or travelling punk, possibly East Asian (rare).
I pointed at him and yelled, "Hey, fucking pervert! Do that again and I'm calling the cops!"
He seemed startled, pulled them up, and didn't do anything.
Oh! and he only a few blocks away from a park and community center, on a major street. Someone could have easily walked by without him seeing them beforehand.
And you wonder why you dont make friends easily. *shakes head* You blew it, son.
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If youd imbibed ayahuasca, youd gave given up all your worldly posessions and quit the internet because Snake-Mother, protector of the vine, crushed your body and dismembered you limb by limb, then ingested your corpse into the swirling hole of infinity that is her stomach, where children played with your disembodied all-ness like building a sand castle....and then, Snake Mother shit youout into the belly of the earth where you put out roots and sprang forth as the tree of knowledge. A race of hairless blue people stood beneath your branches, grasping at its fruits, but the second a drop touched their lips, every one of them began to wither and decay. And the decay spread like a wave of a nuclear weapon, rushing faster and faster, destroying billions upon billions. And the earth splits and the oceans roil, and you feel afraid at your insignificance. And then the light of the sun pierces the ashen haze- those ashes of the obliterated billions- and you realize you are mingled with them. And nothing is lost, and nothing is created. Everything is just living and being and dying and becoming all at once.We are dust and energy and miracles of chemistry, and you feel like a newborn just looking out to see your mother's face for the first time.
But then you remember Game of Thrones is on tonight, so fuck all that faggot shit. DRAGONS, NIGGA!
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I wouldnt fucking count on it. $100 says in a couple of years they find his bloated sweaty corpse in a hotel room covered in cocaine, body glitter, and his own jizz. The hookers will, of course, have taken anything of value like they did with Farley, so if there is a final rough draft, itll probably end up in a pawnshop somewhere.
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Originally posted by Lanny
I love those long ass benzo sleeps, it feels so refreshing the next day. I don't even feel particularly good when barred out, the feeling of being well rested is the main attraction.
Post last edited by Lanny at 2017-08-11T19:33:45.528272+00:00
Yeah thats the way I felt about heroin. Best sleep of my life.
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Originally posted by Piles of Crack
You still got that tarry carpet that you said could kill a man with a single square?
Well Ive picked and cut and cooked the majority of what was easily salvageable out of it, but if someone were so far gone and done with life so as to risk a massive bacterial infection from whatever gross shit in growing in my blackened, matted carpet (that was once fluffy, light blue)- I have little doubt that if they soaked a piece in boiling water, reduced the liquid, enhancemented it, shot it... they'd get high as fuck before their organs began to shut down, and their periphery began to go gangrenous.
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Originally posted by NARCassist
spot on yeah. i was wondering if anyone would get that, lol.
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lol. I know that sound well. And lookee here...I can thank now. I did tell you Id owe you one.
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Originally posted by NARCassist
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TwEwSc4Tsf
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Correct me if Im wrong, but was that the sound of you smoking some gear off foil, and then exhaling, saying "The jolly green giant's cock"?
I just want to know how on-point my ears are?
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