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2018-09-23 at 9:10 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-09-23 at 9:08 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionIs is weird that when I get depressed, I imagine my face in a little square on a nightly news bulletin, beard grown in, head shaved? In block letters there's something about two heavily armed and armored gunmen. I look at my face in the mirror and I try to imagine how much more aged, how much more stern and beaten that face would look? And what would be the final straw? Would it be something big? Or just maybe someone fucked up and forgot the avocado on his breakfast burrito. Maybe that's all it took. But I feel sort of jealous of the man on the tv. He figured it out. For once instead of laying around feeling angry and tired, he did some something. Anything. Followed it through to completion. And since they can't track down family who have anything to say, they end up interviewing the black dude outside the grocery store. "Yeah I knowd dat dude. I mean he was cool nawmeen? Always bought me Reeses and brought me pizza n beer. always seemed friendly,But I never thought he do some wild shut like dat".
/end creative writing segment. North Hollywood bank robbery also do be fly tho, for the record. -
2018-09-23 at 8:52 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionShit do be fly tho
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2018-09-23 at 8:10 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionThe bitch who wouldn't leave me alone and basically wanted me to move to Wisconsin changed her profile picture to her kissing some dude. I said I don't think her artsy boyfriend would appreciate her asking me to come visit and shit like that. I almost kinda liked her. Good thing I'm dead inside.
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2018-09-23 at 8:06 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-09-22 at 2:17 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionExactly. Thats pretty much the only recreation there- gambling and drinking. If you cant do either of those, youre SOL. But a friend's mom rented us a house in Avalon for 2 weeks. Sounded fun but just ended up being constant alcohol poisoning, eating mushrooms. I think I probably told the story on TOTSE/Zoklet about how i took a ton of mushrooms and commandeered a little dinghy, ended up floating out past the line that keeps all the boats in the bay. Was like 3-4 miles out, and had to start paddling back with one paddle just as the sun came up, with a pounding headache- which i think was the result of whiskey and drinking seawater.
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2018-09-22 at 1:46 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by Lanny
I've never seen a drug dog on the Catalina ferry. "Island Flyer" or something right? When was this.
Also there are some rich bitches over there. I bet you'd make big money if you ran the drug game. It would only cost a few hundred to maybe a thousand to rent a boat you could load up with hundreds of pounds of drugs too.
Last time i went was probably 8 years ago, granted. Yeah I think thats the same one. Yeah in high school i brought liquor and coke and weed over there, thinking i would find a bunch of bored tourist kids- and I was right. Theres just not a ton to do. Casino, golfing, muddy water snorkeling, Weird, pebbly little beaches. Police presence there was almost nonexistent. -
2018-09-22 at 1:22 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionWhen Ive gone to Catalina Island via the ferry, they usually have drug dogs there. Imagine becoming heroin kingpin of a tiny island whose only mode of transport is golf carts.
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2018-09-21 at 7:07 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-09-21 at 5:36 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-09-21 at 5:35 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-09-20 at 6:45 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-09-20 at 2:12 AM UTC in Ever tried the drug called...
Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger I still read this forum maybe a couple times a month I just don't find it worth my time posting anything. Also, I was in jail for most of this year for a probation violation if you wondered why I haven't been around. I was in tinychat a couple weeks ago but probably won't have time for that for quite a while until overtime slows up at work. I hope you been good.
I need to add you somewhere. Or idk if you still have my phone # -
2018-09-20 at 2:11 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-09-20 at 2:06 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by -SpectraL Wut dud he do?
Stole from me. Stole my car, made me not able to finish my community service. Ate all my suboxone when i was depending on it to not do heroin for the first time in 10 years. Let his wife dime me out to Pacific Division. Beats said wife. Smokes crack in front of his stepkid. Has crashed a bunch of cars and hit pedestrians while under the influence. While he was a police officer, he was fired for choking two inmates while they were cuffed. Broke into my house to look for drugs and then when I drilled a 1/2" piece of acrylic over the back door window, he broke out my moms bedroom window and broke in through there.
When his own family wouldnt have anything to do with him, I had him over for chritmas, thanksgiving. I paid his rent for 2 months and gave his money for his fathers funeral when he died.
Ive expended so much time and energy dealing with his bullshit. He said he hasnt paid me back because I refuse to meet with him and listen to his "reasons" for cutting and running with my hard earned money.
Im just over it. Dont need it in my life.
Originally posted by Sudo Why the bathtub? Because it's the horizontal suicide booth?
Yeah Ive always imagined that when i kill myself, Id at least have the courtesy not to be a further burden on someone by blowing my brain matter all across a family member's tidy and tastefully decorated living room. Seems like after a lifetime of fucking up, the least you can do is be efficient. Wrap head in towel, wrap towel in plastic wrap. Tie duct tape around the neck. Punture a hole near the mouth and put a short length of hose there to breathe. -
2018-09-20 at 2:03 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by -SpectraL Wut dud he do?
Stole from me. Stole my car, made me not able to finish my community service. Ate all my suboxone when i was depending on it to not do heroin for the first time in 10 years. Let his wife dime me out to Pacific Division. Beats said wife. Smokes crack in front of his stepkid. Has crashed a bunch of cars and hit pedestrians while under the influence. While he was a police officer, he was fired for choking two inmates while they were cuffed. Broke into my house to look for drugs and then when I drilled a 1/2" piece of acrylic over the back door window, he broke out my moms bedroom window and broke in through there.
When his own family wouldnt have anything to do with him, I had him over for chritmas, thanksgiving. I paid his rent for 2 months and gave his money for his fathers funeral when he died.
Ive expended so much time and energy dealing with his bullshit. He said he hasnt paid me back because I refuse to meet with him and listen to his "reasons" for cutting and running with my hard earned money.
Im just over it. Dont need it in my life. -
2018-09-20 at 1:42 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionThis thread certainly got lively.
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2018-09-20 at 1:40 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-09-07 at 11:38 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionBut they do sell chicharrones all day erryday
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2018-09-07 at 11:37 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention7-11 didnt have bacon.....
