I figured you guys especially you would get some kicks out of the fact that I just delivered a couple of pizzas.. and a salad at 4 a.m. to the ambassador of Saudi Arabia.
I just remembered a lengthy alternate ending that id id written for the breaking bad finale on zoklet. At the time i thought it was insanely good. Tried looking for it on the wayback machinr, but to no avail. Wish i could get into the creative zone of it a little more often.
I'll wear each of them on my dick like a sock puppet...and ill like it.
I'm the same way, but I think it's reasonable. If you come in a minute before close trying to ship a bunch of dehydrated bullfrogs to Thailand, I will tell you to come back tomorrow. I don't play that "Looks like I made it just in the nick of time lol!" Bullshit. But 40 minutes early, he should still be doing his fucking job.
Still not convinced he's dead. He liked to overintellectualize everything, but when it came down to it, he seemed to enjoy all the stupid trivialities of being alive.
2018-08-24 at 8:47 PM UTC
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Ever tried the drug called...
:( I thought 4j was back for a sec and I got excited.
Anybody got that faggit on Facebook?
2018-08-19 at 9:48 PM UTC
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Passing a piss test
I mean the heat strips get like 115 at their hottest. I pretty much nailed down the process for myself. In a year of bimonthly tests, I only failed once because I forgot my thermometer and it was 98 degrees, when my average sample is like 92.
2018-08-19 at 8:11 PM UTC
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Passing a piss test
1) buy a cheap food vacuum sealer (FoodSaver) and and a bag of Hot Hands adhesive Toe Warmers or hand warmers, 10 pack of drug tests on amazon.
2) for 2'or 3 days...for up to a week depending on frequency of use, flush system with water.
3) when urine tests clean, piss into a glass or metal bowl that you have disinfected with hot water.
4) use the vacuum/sealer to "create" bags roughly 6x2" inch. Use a sterilized baster to put roughly 1/4 cup urine into each bag.
5) seal the end and freeze immediately. If you are observed while doing your UA, you can modify the end of the bag with a short length of small gauge surgical tubing, sealed with FlexSeal or hot glue. At the exit end of the tube, you can kink the tubing and tape it in place to seal. An elastic resistance band tied to proper size can anchor the bag in place, and then pressing your legs together, or squeezing your pocket/thigh can squirt out the piss.
6) Frozen urine can last up to a year. If you're tested randomly, just make it part of your routine. A small oral thermometer is perfect to slip in your pocket for cases where you're not observed. If the pee comes out too hot- either let it sit a minute or two, or put a small splash of sink water in the sample. If you made it too cool, add more pee...this is why you want a bit more in the bag than you actually need (30-50ml). If you are observed, use the less hot hand warmers instead of the toe warmers, buy little adhesive temperature strips on amazon to adhere to your piss bag, and before you walk in, test with an infrared thermometer to ensure temperature is around 100-103. Your finished sample should be between 90- 96 degrees generally, otherwise testers will suspect something. If in doubt and you can't actually test the temp, holding the plastic to your palm or cheek, you shouldn't feel any warmth or cold...it should be just slightly below body temp.
I'd say I have a pretty good voice for stuff like that. I would.
2018-07-28 at 2:25 AM UTC
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Paige is such a bitch
Girls named paige are almost always dick-crazy hoes, but thats my type to begin with, so YOU GO GURL. YOU DO YOU,QUEEN!
My councillor at the clinic is so hot. And she keeps finding a way to turn the conversation to sex or masturbation or tinder or stuff like that. idk why. Shes probably mid- late 20's, just finished her masters program at USC. She has kind of a hipster chick thing going- glasses with a shock of bleached highlight in her curly brown hair. At first glance youd say she was just white, but with an ass that plump and wide, shes got to have some percentage spanish or south american something-or-other. When she was walking ahead of me down the hall earlier this week, she was wearing these tight patterned like african print cotton pants, and every step that ass had that healthy butt jiggle. I had to physically manifest the "dat ass" face.
She was asking about the perceptions/expectations people have of tall guys. And i was like "Well until my mid 20's, every time id go to a bar, someone would try to fight me to prove themselves. And of course, everyone expects you have an 11 inch dick..." And she said "And thats not...?" And I said "Minus 30% or so. But i make it up in girth, so its all good. And i eat pussy like its my job so...." and she starts blushing abd burying her face in her hands. When i had to do my UA the other the other day, she said "Casper can I have your peepee please?" and I said "Thats an awful creepy way to ask but sure, ill meet you out back." lol.
I want to do awful, awful things to her.
Im surprised you only got a few months. FL seems like the kind of state to fuck you for drug stuff.
