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The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-09-22 at 11:56 PM UTCOh, I forgot permanent full body paingasms.
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2018-09-22 at 11:57 PM UTCParanokia.
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2018-09-22 at 11:57 PM UTCI got a weird itchy rash on my thigh.
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2018-09-23 at 12:34 AM UTCLike Ray J got a bitch from the Bronx givin me brain.
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2018-09-23 at 4:10 AM UTC
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-23 at 8:06 AM UTC
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2018-09-23 at 8:10 AM UTCThe bitch who wouldn't leave me alone and basically wanted me to move to Wisconsin changed her profile picture to her kissing some dude. I said I don't think her artsy boyfriend would appreciate her asking me to come visit and shit like that. I almost kinda liked her. Good thing I'm dead inside.
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2018-09-23 at 8:46 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER The bitch who wouldn't leave me alone and basically wanted me to move to Wisconsin changed her profile picture to her kissing some dude. I said I don't think her artsy boyfriend would appreciate her asking me to come visit and shit like that. I almost kinda liked her. Good thing I'm dead inside.
Being dead inside is fly as hell tho! -
2018-09-23 at 8:52 AM UTCShit do be fly thoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-23 at 9 AM UTC
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2018-09-23 at 9:08 AM UTCIs is weird that when I get depressed, I imagine my face in a little square on a nightly news bulletin, beard grown in, head shaved? In block letters there's something about two heavily armed and armored gunmen. I look at my face in the mirror and I try to imagine how much more aged, how much more stern and beaten that face would look? And what would be the final straw? Would it be something big? Or just maybe someone fucked up and forgot the avocado on his breakfast burrito. Maybe that's all it took. But I feel sort of jealous of the man on the tv. He figured it out. For once instead of laying around feeling angry and tired, he did some something. Anything. Followed it through to completion. And since they can't track down family who have anything to say, they end up interviewing the black dude outside the grocery store. "Yeah I knowd dat dude. I mean he was cool nawmeen? Always bought me Reeses and brought me pizza n beer. always seemed friendly,But I never thought he do some wild shut like dat".
/end creative writing segment. North Hollywood bank robbery also do be fly tho, for the record. -
2018-09-23 at 9:10 AM UTC
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2018-09-23 at 11:17 AM UTCJesus fuck. I need some anti depressants or some mushrooms or something. I'm like an unhappiness camel. I can make tiny moments of happiness last me a long time. But this is just grinding fucking misery. At least when I was "working" I felt productive. I need to work on gratitude or something.
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2018-09-23 at 12:08 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER Is is weird that when I get depressed, I imagine my face in a little square on a nightly news bulletin, beard grown in, head shaved? In block letters there's something about two heavily armed and armored gunmen. I look at my face in the mirror and I try to imagine how much more aged, how much more stern and beaten that face would look? And what would be the final straw? Would it be something big? Or just maybe someone fucked up and forgot the avocado on his breakfast burrito. Maybe that's all it took. But I feel sort of jealous of the man on the tv. He figured it out. For once instead of laying around feeling angry and tired, he did some something. Anything. Followed it through to completion. And since they can't track down family who have anything to say, they end up interviewing the black dude outside the grocery store. "Yeah I knowd dat dude. I mean he was cool nawmeen? Always bought me Reeses and brought me pizza n beer. always seemed friendly,But I never thought he do some wild shut like dat".
/end creative writing segment. North Hollywood bank robbery also do be fly tho, for the record.
Shut the fuck up yum stupid ass bitch. I don't, fuck with, you.! Yum stupid ass bitch.. -
2018-09-23 at 1:29 PM UTCIM SO BORED
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2018-09-23 at 1:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER Jesus fuck. I need some anti depressants or some mushrooms or something. I'm like an unhappiness camel. I can make tiny moments of happiness last me a long time. But this is just grinding fucking misery. At least when I was "working" I felt productive. I need to work on gratitude or something.
Mushrooms will definitely help. You don't even have to take enough to trip. -
2018-09-23 at 3:02 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER Jesus fuck. I need some anti depressants or some mushrooms or something. I'm like an unhappiness camel. I can make tiny moments of happiness last me a long time. But this is just grinding fucking misery. At least when I was "working" I felt productive. I need to work on gratitude or something.
May I recommend crystal meth? -
2018-09-23 at 3:40 PM UTC
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2018-09-23 at 3:53 PM UTCCan you shut up? Thabks
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2018-09-23 at 5:08 PM UTCI filled a 20 oz bottle about 2/3 of the way full with that Tampico tropical punch shit, then filled it the rest of the way with everclear and inverted the bottle a couple of times
Now I have this weird layer of thick slimy shit maybe a millimeter or two thick on top of the drink
The drink itself tastes about how you'd expect. What could it be?
