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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER

    What have you been up to the last 3 days EXACTLY?
  2. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    i snorted heroin :)
  3. RestStop Space Nigga
    I AM my own worst enemy.
  4. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla i snorted heroin :)

    waste of good drugs
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mmQ What have you been up to the last 3 days EXACTLY?

    Who wants to know?
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nobody. It was a trick question. Good eye.
  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Wow I just had a really close call just now. Had to jump on the ferry across the river to meet my guy to pick up an eighth of horse. While I was over there I stopped at a pals flat and had a smoke with him. So coming back, lined up to get on the ferry behind some couple and could see at the front of the line of people about to get off the ferry were two pigs in high VI's jackets. They got off with all the other people no probs and I followed the couple onto the ferry and only then did I spot the sneaky bastard there with a sniffer dog doing everyone as they got on. Now not only have I got the eighth of smack tucked in my cheeks, but a bit of hash and some xanax powder, the proper pharmaceutical stuff. Plus I just been smoking nt 10 minutes ago iny mates flat. The dog had quite a good sniff at the couple in front but only really had a quick sniff at my foot as I passed then moved onto the guy behind me. I kept cool and just fronted it out, but it would have been a fucking nightmare if that mutt had sat down in me. I wouldn't be posting this right now for sure, lol.



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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    They can just randomly use drug dogs to sniff the public? That seems... out of line.
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  9. Lanny Bird of Courage
    "between your cheeks" do you carry heroin in your ass just out of habit or did you just happen to anticipate the sort of situation that requires that?
  10. I would assume it is similar to people boarding planes for transportation.
  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Lanny —–BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE—–
    Hash: SHA256

    "between your cheeks" do you carry heroin in your ass just out of habit or did you just happen to anticipate the sort of situation that requires that?

    yeah course i always carry my drugs in my ass, only a total idiot would try keeping it anywhere else.



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ They can just randomly use drug dogs to sniff the public? That seems… out of line.

    well no coz it was a very thin gangway that you walk through to board the ferry so everyone is very much in line.



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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by NARCassist well no coz it was a very thin gangway that you walk through to board the ferry so everyone is very much in line.



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    Well right I mean, they can do that anywhere there's a LINE? Like a line outside of a club they could have a drug dog? Or is it just for the FERRY?
  14. Under the regulations of the International Ship and Port Facility Security Code 2004 the Port Authority is responsible for creating and maintaining a secure area around all vessels.

    As a condition of entering this restricted area you may be required to submit yourself, your baggage and your vehicle to a security search.
  15. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by NARCassist yeah course i always carry my drugs in my ass, only a total idiot would try keeping it anywhere else.



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    I don't know my dude, I've gotten along pretty well all my life without ever sticking drugs in my ass, although to be fair I've never used a mode of transport to buy drugs where I had to get sniffed by a drug dog either.

    Do you re-use the plastic bags or get a new one every time you have some new drugs to carry?
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    he hands his shit-bag back to his dealer and tells him to fill 'er up again.
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  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I doubt anyone here has put as much drugs up their ass as I have :smug:
  18. Originally posted by mmQ he hands his shit-bag back to his dealer and tells him to fill 'er up again.

    That one snuck up on me
  19. For the longest time I thought Mangnum ice cream was made by Magnum condoms.

    The commercials were eerily suductive with a woman romantically biting a cofevfe bar
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    When Ive gone to Catalina Island via the ferry, they usually have drug dogs there. Imagine becoming heroin kingpin of a tiny island whose only mode of transport is golf carts.

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