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2018-07-26 at 3:25 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Jail. They kept not giving me any consequences, just saying go to counseling and go to meetings, which I didn't, and I kept fucking around, and then they decided to hit me with like seven violations all at once. Buncha bullshit.
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2018-07-24 at 3:33 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionId feel bad if i got all nodded out on the toilet and flooded my downstairs neighbor with poop water. But thats just me.
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2018-07-22 at 3:20 PM UTC in How long you been sober?
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2018-07-22 at 3:18 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by Captain It would for me too, but I bought it on Wii U (since I already had that system, for Smash). So without BOTW it wasn't worth.
Originally posted by Captain It would for me too, but I bought it on Wii U (since I already had that system, for Smash). So without BOTW it wasn't worth.
I was seriously considering buying one just for BOTW. But whatever BOTW wiiU emulator I had ran petty well on my old gaming rig, so I figure if I can pull together a rig not made with 2010 parts, it'll probably play it just as well as a Switch. -
2018-07-22 at 3:16 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by NARCassist update on this story, you remember i told you that the guy down stairs is a fucking dirty kiddy fiddling nonce who abused a 4 year old? well it seems he's a fucking dirty informer too. i just had to go up to the house coz they have these fortnightly sessions where we discuss what options we have for moving on and any other problems you might need help with. the woman i have mine with, she was out at my flat last week and she commented that it smelt like weed in my flat. so today she starts asking me if i'm ok and do i need to access the drug clinic and shit. so i said what coz you mistakenly smelt weed in my flat. so came out and said 'so are you saying you haven't been asking people to get you heroin then?'. so i said 'what do you mean, has somebody said that?'. she started back tracking very quickly saying 'oh no its just if you were using again obviously you would be trying to get heroin and would be asking people to get it'. like what load of bollocks was that?
there's only 2 people here who could possibly have told her that. one is the dirty pedo down stairs, the other is the crack head guy who is a pretty alright guy tbh, i know very well he wouldn't have told the staff that because he's using himself and he has scored for me a few times. like he's gonna do that then go and report that i'd asked him to score for me.
what a truly disgusting human being. diddles four year olds and informs on the people he lives around, his next door neighbors and shit. what the fuck is with these people? do they expect to go on like that and for people to treat them well afterwards? like there is any chance in hell i'm gonna replace his tv and playstation now, lol.
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I mean....aren't you responsible though? Didn't you get all fucked up on xanax and flood the apartment? So why bother getting all indignant? And if you're trying to score heroin from your neighbors in some seedy hostel, it shouldn't be an earthshaking revelation that one of them let slip when you no longer were of use. I mean iirc, you've been doing this shit almost as long or longer than I was. This should NOT be news. Make some more drug cut. Pay for getting high and flooding the place. Move on, lesson learned. -
2018-07-17 at 4:42 AM UTC in How long you been sober?Idk I wouldn't say I'm sober sober (esp bc of the methadone), but with as bad as I was, I've had 6 months of clean UAs which is a minor miracle bc I still feel like dogshit a lot of the time, and a nice enhancemented shot of some good clean dope administered by my EMT angel would be all kinds of nice....... Buuuuuut it's been 12 years. I remember the totse thread I posted asking if I should try heroin. Way too much wasted time spent being miserable and unproductive.
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2018-07-13 at 2:36 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-07-12 at 2:12 AM UTC in To all them niggas huffing Duster n shit
Originally posted by blaster master
INHALANT LIFE BRAH.
I've never done duster but from time to time I have been know to wreck 50-100 whippets in a session. Yes I know it's totally fucking stupid and horrible for your health and shit, but the way I like to do them is take a dab, while holding in the smoke of the dab rip a double charged whip cream dispenser to use the pressurized gas to really drive the dab smoke deep into your lungs. Choke on the dab, clear the double charge and then do three or four more double charges back to back while really holding them in to get the full effect.
Nitrous isnt actually bad for you unless you dont take in oxygen, and do enough to get vitamin b deficiency. -
2018-07-12 at 1:49 AM UTC in OUTRAGE! 7 yr old avatar is brutally gangbanged by other players"Rape" implies penetration. Did any of these nondescript block characters have any identifiable genitals? Its just unreal what whiny pussies all these parents are. Whats going to become of their kids? I genuinely fear for the future. If 3 blocks avatars laying in a pile can rustle tens of thousands of jimmies, I have to wonder what these energentic, caring people would do when they see 6 and 7 year old child brides and dancing boys being raped in the islamic world or afgghanistan. Or 12 year olds engaging in the classic rite of passage of "behead the infidel". Or when you get to see a bunch of tiny bodies laid out foaming at the mouth and choking on vomit.
I cannot fathom that people dedicate so much ENERGY and CARING to something so FUCKING stupid. No one got "raped". Did not happen. Fake news. If the stupid useless cunt of a mother hadn't spazzed out, the kid wouldve just thought the other players were "being stupid" or something. Classic case of a parent passing on all their crazy neuroticisms to their fucked up kid. -
2018-07-11 at 5:55 PM UTC in OUTRAGE! 7 yr old avatar is brutally gangbanged by other playersIt's so ridiculous that nearly 10k parents have all shared and commented on how horrible that is. It hurts my brain. Don't they have jobs? Spend an hour online and see what some people in other parts of the world have to deal with. It's fucking unreal. These people are why the western world is coming unraveled.
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2018-07-11 at 3:06 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by Captain Hey man, it's better to come to that realization sooner rather than later. I hope you have some cash saved up though, if not then be diligent for a couple more months and build up some savings, even if they are off the books.
That's the problem with building up on something illegal, you can lose it all on a dime, one set of loose lips, one lazy break from your best practices.
Not as much as Id like, but i could live off of it for 18 months or so, barring any bullshit. But i had to go ham to do it. All these years I thought I was really in the game. I had NO fucking clue what I was doing. If id been doing it this way years ago, Id be a millionaire right now, hands down. But Id like to parlay my skillset into something a bit more mainstream. -
2018-07-11 at 3:03 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by NARCassist well the first rule to being successful selling bash is to closely guard your recipe and don't tell any fucking idiots because its only costing about £40 to make a kilo and it then sells for 10 times that. you especially mustn't tell those types of little idiots who literally live for telling all their other little dimlo pals anything they can to show them how big/clever/grown up/cool/gangsta they are. because those sorts of idiots will mostly think 'oh that's so cool i'm gonna do that too' and then not only do they start doing it, but they show off to all their divvy little pals about it too. and then they start doing it and they also go telling all their divvy little mates too. and they start doing it and telling all their muggy little pals too. before you know it you got idiots everywhere making the stuff and there's so much around that you're lucky if you can make even a 10% mark up on the stuff. so obviously i can't tell you how to make it sploo, ya get me fam?
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Its amazing how stupid some of these dealers are that they dont know lactose/mannitol/diphenhhydramine/etc. I mean fuck- get creative. I cant imagine PAYING someone to make my cut. -
2018-07-10 at 7:18 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionI made 25k profit in less than 2 months of serious grind but I'd rather drive for Uber at this point. I've seen up close how quickly one overlooked detail or slip up can cost you everything. Most of the time at least you're still a live, but depending on who you're dealing with, even that's not guaranteed. I don't want to have to be looking over my shoulder my entire life, walking around with 3 prepaid phones and having to run all my traffic through VPNs. Trying to remember which fake name I am today, which wallet to carry around. It's.....it's just not fun anymore. I have ex-friends that you can tell immediately- it's a novelty for them. They walk around with guns for no reason, stay in luxury hotels every night low wads of cash, relish being able to exert what little bit of power they have making their little stable of junkies cower to them. In his mind he's Pablo Escobar writ small. And In a year if he's not in jail for killing someone driving around loaded, of domestic violence, or sales, he'll be homeless or dead.
I know how resourceful I am, but running dope and counterfeit shit doesn't quite wow anyone on a resume. At this point I'd just as soon finish a Bachelors in biz admin or some shit. Anything. -
2018-07-10 at 12:16 AM UTC in i took 7 drugs today
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2018-07-06 at 2:40 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by stare rape Alright, fine. But perhaps they should try immigrating legally? They're giving everyone who is here legally a bad name, and they all get lumped together. Clearly the compassionate way has not worked.
And the people that are for open borders literally have automated machine guns on their borders
I do have hope for the mexicans with their new president, he was vilified and slandered by the media just like trump and that's usually a good thing
I wouldnt have any hope if I were you. AMLO has repeatedly said that he believes it is a "human right" to travel the globe willy-nilly, to wherever your faggotty heart leads you. Im sure thats not going to spike illegal immigration numbers at all.
Not like its a gigantic conspiracy to cover for all the corruption present in Mexico or anything. -
2018-07-06 at 2:35 AM UTC in BradleyB's Rock Bottom -- Recovery Thread
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2018-06-27 at 2:23 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by Captain Smh fucking managers thinking they're producers and muddling with the artist's process. you failed instantly, Casper.
STFU FAGGOT DO YOU WANT TO BE "AUTHENTIC" OR DO YOU WANT TO BE A MOTHERFUCKIN ROCKSTAR? IM THE KINGMAKER BITCH. THIS BOAT DOES NOT MOVE WITHOUT ME AT THE HELM. OR YOU CAN GO TO GOLDSTEIN & SHLUBFARB DOWN THE ROAD AND WORK THE COFFEE SHOP CIRCUIT UNTIL YOUR DICK FALLS OFF FROM BOREDOM. I DONT CODDLE MY ARTISTS. I PUSH THEM TO THE LIMIT AND FUCK THEM IN THE ASS UNTIL MAGIC LEAKS OUT EVERY HOLE. THATS HOW THIS TOWN WORKS. -
2018-06-26 at 3:11 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-06-25 at 6:10 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla opiates are a death sentence
enjoy a life of suffering
Want some free opiates?
Watching your soon-to-be-Exhibit-B drum molestation video, it occurred to me that you and dissociator another tard or two should form a noise/nonsense rock band and make songs about chugging cough syrup and pulling barbecue forks on your parents because they said you should get a job. In this climate, it seems like just the thing that some faggots like Pitchfork would call "...honest, visceral....a searing indictment of an administration in cognitive turmoil, and for whom objective truths mean little." -
2018-06-19 at 2:22 AM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
Originally posted by Kinks Yeah without my prescriptions I’d be a real tree hugging hippy like spending all my time meditating alone in the woods trying to talk to plants n shit to try and displace the thoughts over the feelings I experience 24/7 from fukt nerves
Lets go on a sweet sobriety roadtrip to the northwest to mourn our wasted youth and snort a bunch of fentanyl analogues because it doesnt count if its not your DOC.
