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2018-09-20 at 2:06 AM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL Wut dud he do?
Stole from me. Stole my car, made me not able to finish my community service. Ate all my suboxone when i was depending on it to not do heroin for the first time in 10 years. Let his wife dime me out to Pacific Division. Beats said wife. Smokes crack in front of his stepkid. Has crashed a bunch of cars and hit pedestrians while under the influence. While he was a police officer, he was fired for choking two inmates while they were cuffed. Broke into my house to look for drugs and then when I drilled a 1/2" piece of acrylic over the back door window, he broke out my moms bedroom window and broke in through there.
When his own family wouldnt have anything to do with him, I had him over for chritmas, thanksgiving. I paid his rent for 2 months and gave his money for his fathers funeral when he died.
Ive expended so much time and energy dealing with his bullshit. He said he hasnt paid me back because I refuse to meet with him and listen to his "reasons" for cutting and running with my hard earned money.
Im just over it. Dont need it in my life.
Originally posted by Sudo Why the bathtub? Because it's the horizontal suicide booth?
Yeah Ive always imagined that when i kill myself, Id at least have the courtesy not to be a further burden on someone by blowing my brain matter all across a family member's tidy and tastefully decorated living room. Seems like after a lifetime of fucking up, the least you can do is be efficient. Wrap head in towel, wrap towel in plastic wrap. Tie duct tape around the neck. Punture a hole near the mouth and put a short length of hose there to breathe. -
2018-09-20 at 2:11 AM UTC
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2018-09-20 at 3:24 AM UTC
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2018-09-20 at 12:44 PM UTCTilray gaining again
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2018-09-20 at 1:08 PM UTC
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2018-09-20 at 1:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER Stole from me. Stole my car, made me not able to finish my community service. Ate all my suboxone when i was depending on it to not do heroin for the first time in 10 years. Let his wife dime me out to Pacific Division. Beats said wife. Smokes crack in front of his stepkid. Has crashed a bunch of cars and hit pedestrians while under the influence. While he was a police officer, he was fired for choking two inmates while they were cuffed. Broke into my house to look for drugs and then when I drilled a 1/2" piece of acrylic over the back door window, he broke out my moms bedroom window and broke in through there.
When his own family wouldnt have anything to do with him, I had him over for chritmas, thanksgiving. I paid his rent for 2 months and gave his money for his fathers funeral when he died.
Ive expended so much time and energy dealing with his bullshit. He said he hasnt paid me back because I refuse to meet with him and listen to his "reasons" for cutting and running with my hard earned money.
Im just over it. Dont need it in my life.
Yeah Ive always imagined that when i kill myself, Id at least have the courtesy not to be a further burden on someone by blowing my brain matter all across a family member's tidy and tastefully decorated living room. Seems like after a lifetime of fucking up, the least you can do is be efficient. Wrap head in towel, wrap towel in plastic wrap. Tie duct tape around the neck. Punture a hole near the mouth and put a short length of hose there to breathe.
This is the reason I refuse to kms with a gun. No need to wreck someone else's sanity
Don't really care to become another statistic to be used against gun ownership either
I've always wanted to swan dive into a wood chipper but I know I'd never have the balls -
2018-09-20 at 2:08 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo I am now prescribed tramadol so I might not kill myself. Being subject to piss tests while having chronic pain and an opiate addiction is super fucking stressful. Having to lie to people and quantify doses to the point where your pain is alleviated but people won't notice. So far it's pretty weak but is actually something I can take besides nabilone lyrica and cyclobenzaprine.
I might make it
I know this post is a few pages old, but I missed it.
Tramadol is honestly my favorite pain pill, but I think it's a metabolic abnormality. 300mg does the same thing to me that 80mg of oxy would + a sense of tactile sensitivity similar to a lower dose of MDMA
It was great, about seven years ago I could walk into one of those "doctors care" places complaining of back pain and walk out with a script of those. Apparently, the medical community became aware of people like me though, and won't prescribe them as freely, and now it's scheduled.
It was great while it lasted though
Also, try snorting one of those cyclobenzaprines.
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2018-09-20 at 2:30 PM UTCHey look, now it's saying my T-PAIN will be here today
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2018-09-20 at 3:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by stare rape I know this post is a few pages old, but I missed it.
Tramadol is honestly my favorite pain pill, but I think it's a metabolic abnormality. 300mg does the same thing to me that 80mg of oxy would + a sense of tactile sensitivity similar to a lower dose of MDMA
It was great, about seven years ago I could walk into one of those "doctors care" places complaining of back pain and walk out with a script of those. Apparently, the medical community became aware of people like me though, and won't prescribe them as freely, and now it's scheduled.
It was great while it lasted though
Also, try snorting one of those cyclobenzaprines.
How do you think its a medical abnormality? I skimmed a couple articles just to see what it would show up as in a piss test and this girl skimmed some articles and determined it's 50/50 whether or not I'll become addicted to it. So far it doesn't give me any kind of crunch or rush but I've only eaten the pills. It has however made me exponentially happier and initially helped with pain. I was going to be prescribed 8 a day but reduced it to 4. I turned down morphine and suggested tramadol because I had taken them a while ago.
So far it's a pretty meh painkiller, my drugs of choice are hydromorphone and Percocet for pain and so far tramadol has had more of an effect than I figured but is still pretty weak. It feels like I developed a tolerance pretty quickly so I'm probably going to go on the morphine next month and eventually be back on the hydros.
I've sniffed flexeril several times and tricked other people into snorting it too. Flexeril help me get to sleep but I feel kinda spaced after taking them. You also develop a tolerance extrmely quickly and they aren't meant for any long term use, really just injury specific pain -
2018-09-20 at 4:45 PM UTCTram has a high rate of super-metabolizers and non-responders. Especially among blacks. stare rape is Native American and they got all kinds of metabolic "mutations".
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2018-09-20 at 4:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by stare rape This is the reason I refuse to kms with a gun. No need to wreck someone else's sanity
Don't really care to become another statistic to be used against gun ownership either
I've always wanted to swan dive into a wood chipper but I know I'd never have the balls
Swan dive into a wood chipper and make sure your only dying wish (scrawl it on a shitty piece of paper) is to have an open casket funeral.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-20 at 6:45 PM UTC
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2018-09-20 at 9:14 PM UTCbought blonjo
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2018-09-20 at 10:18 PM UTCThe Nurmagomedov vs McGregor press conference was pure shit. Connor needs a crowd to play off.
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2018-09-21 at 1:11 AM UTC
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2018-09-21 at 1:24 AM UTCI wish there was a box or something where I could store all my tools. I don't even know what you'd call that.
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2018-09-21 at 1:28 AM UTCToolbox.
I wonder why WE SMOOTH quoted that? -
2018-09-21 at 1:46 AM UTCBan me
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