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2019-04-22 at 7:21 PM UTC in Attn: TeeheeAghhhhhhh the cringe is too strong Cap,n!!
She cannae stand it much longer
The only way to woo a proper lady is to stand at the corner next to the bodega all day rolling dice and getting in fights until she walks by and says "ay lemme see whatchu workin with BIG DICK TRILL NIGGA"
And then the wedding is next Saturday. -
2019-04-22 at 7:09 PM UTC in Why did Bossbabe suddenly cease communicating with Polecat?Y'all weird.
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2019-04-22 at 7:02 PM UTC in Everyone here foolishly assumed that I was DH Savior...
Originally posted by WellHung Not in my opinion. I've always been very attracted to your looks, your charm, and your sense of humor. Why do you think I've wanted to come out and meet you for so long?
Does this work? I thought to get a girl to like you, you had to be ambivalent and take subtle digs at their looks? -
2019-04-22 at 6:59 PM UTC in lol i found out who mal isOmg this is the worst meme
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2019-04-22 at 6:05 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-04-22 at 5:33 AM UTC in Breasts
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2019-04-22 at 5:31 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-04-22 at 5:30 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Sudo buh buh but I wear sweater vests
Not good enough.
You buy a horse- put it in a stable. Mention it in conversation, but never ride it.
You will name your child Aiden. He will play water polo.
Bread will become as sinful in your mind as fucking your parents both simultaneously.
You will have one best friend of every race. They will feature prominently on your social media. You will know none of their children's names, and they will not visit your home, ever,
You will buy a truck. You will jack it up until it's a hazard to disembark from. You will buy a straw cowboy hat. You will go to stagecoach EVERY year. You will get a Florida Georgia line tattoo on your bicep.
Whenever you see a Hispanic person at a food establishment (or even some very tanned Asians), you will subconsciously begin to the menu items in their "authentic" pronunciations. CARRRRRNE ASATHA POR FAVOR.
You start there. Then maybe we'll talk, -
2019-04-22 at 5:17 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Sudo I have some niggerish tastes in that I love Backwoods, Hennessy, fried chicken and grape drank. I also listen to lorde, like seinfeld and identify with the premise of Fight Club so it might even out
Don't try to butter us up after your disparaging remarks about wine coolers and Friends.
The white folk remember. -
2019-04-22 at 4:43 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionYeah that backwood seems to be pretty sturdily built
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2019-04-22 at 4:40 AM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
Originally posted by Bill Krozby I don't want to give you any deets because i feel like you're wanting to live vicariously through me while pulling your pud. I'm not gay like that tony romo.
No pud pulling here, broe v. Wade. And FACTUALLY you are at least a standard deviation gayer than describing apparent sexual exploits to internet dudes. This implies that you haven't let grown gay men oil your inner thighs for heroin.
I on the other hand have to save all my essence. Rest assured when I finally pull pud, it's going to come out like boba.
But do what you will. The PEOPLE will make their minds up one way or another.
Also my life is objectively pretty shit, but if I was living vicariously through you I would somehow feel more sad. If even 10% of the shit you talk is true, not even Jesus or trianglism can save you. -
2019-04-22 at 4:34 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionAlso, there's a Lil Baby and DaBaby? As the moolies would say... "SMDH"
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2019-04-22 at 4:33 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-04-21 at 11:14 PM UTC in Roshambo gets caught snorting his medication by his mom not even 24hrs after being out of rehabA bunch of people here could probably collaboratively do some cool shit if they pulled their heads out of their asses and were at least a bit more selective with their drug use.
I gave Ro the benefit of the doubt at first, because spastic socially awkward losers are kind of my people. I was going to have him be my new pet project since my last one was kind of a dead end, but now I just find him thoroughly unlikeable. -
2019-04-21 at 11:10 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Ghost
The kosher rock salt gives you some better "shards" to work with. I've already told y'all how I've used that in the past to get people who tried to screw me over, and then figured I forgot. Or just people who sold me shit that I believed was diharrea pills,it was indeed xanax. Live and learn. -
2019-04-21 at 11:07 PM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?From a standpoint of FACTUAL FACTS, Doug was able to become aroused enough to engage in intercourse (whether consensual or not)- once and for all answering the question posed by the poster of this thread.
I only give like 3/8ths of a fuck, but there doesn't seem to be any easily referenceable thread regarding the particulars of this historic incident. Where was the futon? What on was in TV? Who was totally on drugs and not responsible for their actions? -
2019-04-21 at 9:31 PM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
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2019-04-21 at 9:30 PM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
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2019-04-21 at 7:31 PM UTC in BreastsI don't get how tits that look like giant tumors are attractive?
Anything over C/D just looks gross to me. Does that make me an ass man?
An EEE boob is roughly as arousing to me as a similarly sized roll of gut fat...which is to say-not at all.
No lo comprendo -
2019-04-21 at 7:25 PM UTC in Roshambo gets caught snorting his medication by his mom not even 24hrs after being out of rehab
