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The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

  1. Ghost Black Hole

  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Ghost

    The kosher rock salt gives you some better "shards" to work with. I've already told y'all how I've used that in the past to get people who tried to screw me over, and then figured I forgot. Or just people who sold me shit that I believed was diharrea pills,it was indeed xanax. Live and learn.
  3. *insert junkie shit*
  4. Ghost Black Hole
    Meth cubes
  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut


    Posting this to bait casper even tho this is a 10/10 song and video.
  6. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Weedsmoker...
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH

    Posting this to bait casper even tho this is a 10/10 song and video.

    This one gets a pass. As much as I respected the feels associated, the Garfield one was dogshit.

    Instrumental- 7
    Vocals- 8.5
    Lyrics- 6
    X factor- 7.5

    Coming in at a combined score of 7.25

    Next.
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  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Also, there's a Lil Baby and DaBaby? As the moolies would say... "SMDH"
  9. Casper’s just happy he didn’t light the blunt fifty leven times
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Yeah that backwood seems to be pretty sturdily built
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I have some niggerish tastes in that I love Backwoods, Hennessy, fried chicken and grape drank. I also listen to lorde, like seinfeld and identify with the premise of Fight Club so it might even out
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Sudo I have some niggerish tastes in that I love Backwoods, Hennessy, fried chicken and grape drank. I also listen to lorde, like seinfeld and identify with the premise of Fight Club so it might even out

    Don't try to butter us up after your disparaging remarks about wine coolers and Friends.

    The white folk remember.
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  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by CASPER Don't try to butter us up after your disparaging remarks about wine coolers and Friends.

    The white folk remember.

    buh buh but I wear sweater vests
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Sudo buh buh but I wear sweater vests

    Not good enough.

    You buy a horse- put it in a stable. Mention it in conversation, but never ride it.

    You will name your child Aiden. He will play water polo.

    Bread will become as sinful in your mind as fucking your parents both simultaneously.

    You will have one best friend of every race. They will feature prominently on your social media. You will know none of their children's names, and they will not visit your home, ever,

    You will buy a truck. You will jack it up until it's a hazard to disembark from. You will buy a straw cowboy hat. You will go to stagecoach EVERY year. You will get a Florida Georgia line tattoo on your bicep.

    Whenever you see a Hispanic person at a food establishment (or even some very tanned Asians), you will subconsciously begin to the menu items in their "authentic" pronunciations. CARRRRRNE ASATHA POR FAVOR.

    You start there. Then maybe we'll talk,
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  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Sudo buh buh but I wear sweater vests

    Also.....Tacho?
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    what if I call people "sport" and tap dance in New Balance shoes?
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by CASPER Also…..Tacho?

    tacho was insecure about his own whiteness so he was hyper sensitive to anything race related. I like to think he called the cops on actual blacks for being unruly during Ferguson and ended up getting maced and fire hosed anyway
  18. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Ghost

    Doo you-wanna piss off?
  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Fronting with rock salt and 7 dollars worth of rupees is pretty gangster.
  20. Originally posted by CASPER Also, there's a Lil Baby and DaBaby? As the moolies would say… "SMDH"

    My friends Italian grandpa used to yell about "fucking moolies" all the time, good memories.

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