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2019-04-27 at 5:23 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-04-27 at 5:22 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by CountBlah Casper u still working a straight job?
Yup. Started an ebay store. Looking at different options. Not as enriching, but a lot less stress. Plus me getting sober with $10,000 worth of drugs in a sock under my refrigerator was never likely.
Its retarded to have been putting in serious work for 7 or 8 of the last 15 years, and have less than $20k to my name, living at home.
I can always go back to work later, but it'll mean jack shit if im pissing it all away, and without a solid foundation and a regular trickle of income to show on paper.
Been talking with my boss about letting me buy in on the next franchise they buy. The store im at makes between $50k-70k a month profit. Thats AFTER 3000 lease and wages for 6 employees, materials, etc. Franchise license cost them $150k Even 5% stake of a store doing half the business would be good enough for me.
That Pollos Hermanos life, rofl. -
2019-04-27 at 5:14 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-04-27 at 5:14 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by CountBlah I had a friend ask me very seriously out of nowhere the other day if I'd ever considered a job in assasin/hitman type shit. Dude was stone cold serious. His land lord is someone who I am quite sure has cartel connections. I was like, "oh yeah they would hire a redneck who could hunt" trying to play it off but dude didn't laugh.
What kind of money would it take theoretically for ya'll to off a stranger?
I wouldn't have any problems, believe me i'd sleep just fine a few G's richer.
People talk real grimy about knowing crackheads whod do it for $200, but ive never heard anyone talk seriously for less than a few thousand. Well the actual offer was 2 glock 22s, a beretta cougar, and $3K- so thats about 5 grand.
I wouldnt just be able to kill anyone. Id have to know more about them. And even then, I always think about all the people connected to that person, whod be hurt tangentially. But considering all the planning and complications and disposal, etc...i wouldnt even consider it for less than 30 or 40k. Of course ive never been paid to kill someone, but it seems like considerably more work and headache than a normal self defense killing or something. -
2019-04-27 at 5:07 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-04-27 at 4:46 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Narc Are you serious? Thats dumb as fuck.
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I mean it is what it is. Worked for me. Maybe oily gym rats are a bigger deterrent where people dont routinely shoot each other and shit, but like i said- in my experience not really. I mean assuming i have FIVE dudes my size with me. I show dude some product, he opens the bag, stirs it around, pinches some between his fingers, smells it. Then pulls out a gun. Says "give me everything". Are my guys going to rush him or something? Theyre certainly not going to risk getting shot over $100. And the last thing i would want is stranersa- especially strangers who i see routinely and who could figure out my real name easily- knowing my business and that I commit felonies. They could just as easily extort me for a few hundred more not to drop an anonymous tip and make my life super inconvenient. -
2019-04-27 at 4:42 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-04-26 at 9:10 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Narc Wtf are you all talking about? If you're doing deals worth more than a couple of grand then you go to your local gym and pay a couple of the biggest lumps a 100 each to stay 5 yards behind you for the duration of the exchange. You get guaranteed security and they get 100 for a couple of minutes work. Win/win.
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I mean in my experience, people dont give a fuck how big you are, and theyre not going to be deterred by big dudes. If they want something you have, either they are going to screw you out of it by common chicanery, or theyre going to stick a gun in your face and take it. Generally uncertainty on their part is a lot bigger deterrent than big dudes...or even a gun for that matter. A lot of these dudes dont give a fuck about getting punched. I certainly dont. My teeth are half chipped and chins all busted up anyway. Getting shot is slightly more undesireable, although Some people dont even care about being that- so long as they get to the hospital fast enough. What they DO care about is the prospect of getting rolled up.
In any case I wouldnt want to bring a bunch of random dudes from the gym to a $30,000 drug deal. Thats just me tho. Ill take some basic fact finding and calling around + a busy spot to keep everyone honest any day of the week. My biggest deals went down in the bathroom at a buffalo wild wings rofl. -
2019-04-26 at 1:12 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Editionpostin from bed on my new compooter
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2019-04-26 at 1:11 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Common De-mominator Oh yeah I forgot to say
That shit sounds like a massive setup. Not gonna lie, I would have gotten sketched out and called off the deal at that insistence. It sounds like walking into the world's most obvious robbery.
I think location would be a sticking point for me. Either I get to decide where we meet (I.e. a suitable public place with lots of witnesses in case someone decides to get clever) or get fucked.
Yeah thats what i told him. Its how i would rob someone. But if he wants to do retarded shit and put himself and his funds at risk- thats his prerogative. I dont count him a best friend anymore and hes fucked me over enough that if something did happen, id actually be more amused than angry or scared.
But i didnt bring my wallet. Only brought burner phone. No identifying anything. $14 bucks for gum and food. Went out at around midnight. Came home a hair before 4am, $5200 richer. -
2019-04-25 at 9:28 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Common De-mominator Hmm I suppose it would depend on the specific variables involved.
I'd bring a friend but I'd pick a somewhat populated public place to feel them out initially, which also works for making everything feel safe.
I arrive 30 minutes early to scope out the spot, make sure they arrive after I do and I have control of the field exactly as I want. I'd probably plan out a driving route so as to remove them from the planned spot and take them somewhere else while feeling them out.
They get into my car in the passenger seat, my friend sits behind them while we talk.
I don't bring the product with me if this is just an introduction, or if I need to provide a sample then I might bring a small amount of product, place it in advance and do the ol' "you can find treasure behind that bush" thing, but only after they're out of my car and the meeting is concluding. If the expectation/plan is for me to sell them the goods at that meeting then I'd probably hide it in my wheel well or something and figure out a dropoff. But they don't touch the product until they're out of my car either way, and I don't drop it off in sight of them. I get the money, then they pick up the product. If they don't like the way I conduct business then too bad.
Nice. Yeah you pretty much passed. Of course I'm not ex expert by any means.
I went from getting shorted and robbed more then I would've liked- to being pretty much problem free by putting them in the passengers seat. When people don't know what's going on behind them, they're WAY less likely to do anything sketchy. By that same token, I always jump in the back. Even if something does go down and there's another dude in the back row with me, it's a hell of a lot easier to deal with one person to your side than one to your side and one behind you. One time I didn't even need a gun to subdue a guy. Being in the back seat, you can use something as simple as a belt to pull around their neck in between the headrest. Granted, he broke the dashboard and fucked up the reclining thing on the seat, but it's better than getting stabbed or robbed, or taken for $2000 worth of product.
The main reason I'd drive someone around is to watch the rear view. Cops don't work alone. And generally they don't want to be out of sight for too long. I've had people say "why are you driving so far?" You got someplace you need to be dude? And then of course the samples can be anywhere. Like I said before- a good one is a particular garage sale sign or Missing animal taped to a telephone pole. It's easy to spot and take with you, and you don't have to look sketchy and dig around for it.
But yeah- you done good.
A lot of times, you just have to acknowledge that your not dealing with very smart people. And if you want to get paid, sometimes you have to compromise. The assist I gave the other night was some of the stupidest shit I've seen in a long time. I recommended going to an all right burger spot down the block. It's on a corner. It's bright. There's always people around. You have plausible reason he be there. The guy my friend was meeting wanted to meet at the abandoned car wash a couple miles down. Not fucking kidding. Dark. Razor wire everywhere. One gate in/out. Just absolute dogshit. I told him to tell the guy change of venue, but the guy said there were "too many people and cops" by the burger spot. I mean you can do a drug deal in a car NEXT to a police officer. As long as you're laughing and talking and comfortable and not looking all weird and sketched out, flashing money.,..you're cool. If 3 cars are parked in an abandoned car wash with lights off, map light on, when a cruiser rolls past....you're getting searched. End of story.
Obviously it turned out well, but I've had situations like that a bunch of times where I just had to create some plausible deniability and then bite the bullet.
E: Buying some cheap dollar menu shit to have in a bag next to you in a car, so you can say you just pulled over to eat....has worked more times then a care to admit. And not even the most seasoned officer is likely to paw through the cold, wadded up remnants of a beef and been burrito looking for heroin. -
2019-04-25 at 8 PM UTC in Hey malice do you ever get tired of being a pussy?
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2019-04-25 at 7:48 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Common De-mominator Never played Drug Wars lol.
I always found drug dealing to be as much of a business as anything else, minus market regulations, and avoiding the legal repercussions seems to be a matter of having good systems and ample consumer trust.
I guarantee I'd take over wherever I was dealing, and I'd definitely use technology to make my operation virtually airtight and fly under the radar of LEAs at the same time.
Yeah I mean it's definitely a business. It's why I'm excited to try to apply it to the legitimate market. Crypto made shit easy Peasy, but the people who would actually do that were few and far between. There was a lot of feeling people out. But there's also a lot of risk/ risk management. A lot of planning and problem solving. Here's one:
You're meeting a new customer through an acquaintance. Your friend knows this person, but can't quite vouch for them.
Where do you meet them? Do you bring a friend with you? Does the new customer get in your car or do you get in theirs? If you get in their car, where do you sit? If they get in your car, where do they sit?
Do you conclude business quickly at the spot where you meet them, or do you take the time to feel them out? Did you bring product with you at all? -
2019-04-25 at 7:37 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by CandyRein I think you might be too tall to lose weight how I did.. I’ve never seen someone your height jump rope
Unless they have extra long ropes if they don’t have them they should
But that’s what I mainly did when I lost that 40 lbs few summers ago
I watched a lot of inspirational videos.. I worked out to them sometimes too to keep my mental focused
That’s how I learned about be water my friend lol
Ali talking before a fight always got me LIT
Research is key.. that’s how I learned about EPOC
High intensity cardio for short burst that has your body burning calories long after your workout
Toning is important too .. squats just about anything with body resistance
Lots of water no sugary drinks
No fried foods
Only on my cheat day .. that cheat day actually boost the metabolism
Yeah "explosive" is definitely not the way I'd describe myself nowadays. There's still some strength in there, but jogging, running, jumping- just puts way too much stress on my joints and back. I actually started doing that yoga routine that the dude with the crutches did the video for. The wrestler that created the routine was apparently a tall, jacked up dude too. I really need to get my weight down before I can do a lot of this stuff- or at least improve my muscle composition. I tried doing squats last week, and even with 150lb....back still felt awful for days afterwards. I just think my joints are under so much stress from my weight, and more weight on them just fucks them up. I can LIFT the weight easily. My joints just can't seem to support it without doing damage.
I need to figure out a diet thing though. Might have some metabolic in going on. Only time I feel awake, energetic, normal- is when I'm eating. Even if it's healthy food though, if I'm putting on weight, that's not great lol.
But yeah yoga for sure. I wonder how long it took crutches dude to get in that kind of shape? -
2019-04-25 at 6:49 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentI just ate a bunch of cereal and then pooped.
I think I'm doing the gym wrong. Somehow I'm now gaining weight. Lol. -
2019-04-25 at 6:46 AM UTC in WALL STREET MARKET IS EXIT SCAMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!He's arguing that fucking children- while typically illegal- doesn't automatically make it immoral.
At least I think that's the retarded shit he's trying to say.
I've always assumed he was trolling though. -
2019-04-25 at 4:37 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Common De-mominator I hear stories like these from you and others, and I always think I probably would have made a good drug dealer.
Yeah you seem detail oriented and stuff. Park 9f it is a poker game... customers bluffing you to front otherwise they'll go to someone else. Bluffing your penis to get lower prices. Deciding who to deal with and who not to, etc.
A lot of it is willfully ignoring the major consequences.
But yeah you seem pretty put together. How's ur Dope Wars? -
2019-04-24 at 5:31 PM UTC in One of the most ballsy drug combos ever
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2019-04-24 at 5:30 PM UTC in Attn: TeeheeI actually don't care if a girl is a bit big, as long as she's got a cute face.morbidly obese is another thing though.
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2019-04-24 at 4:27 PM UTC in Attn: Teehee
