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2019-04-21 at 7:24 PM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
Originally posted by Who All erection raising qualities, I suppose you’re one of those I have standards people? Liar you post on this shithole, that we all thank Lanny for
Starting to like this guy. A real "glass half full" type o' cat. If you don't disqualify fatties, uggos, retards, etc- cast a wide net, prepare for a bountiful harvest.
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2019-04-21 at 6:48 PM UTC in trying to sell a cycle for 60
Originally posted by WellHung You must have been a legal salesman at some point in your life. You couldn't have learned all this selling drugs.
You'd be surprised how applicable selling drugs is to every other supply/demand situation on earth.
It's just negotiation.
Which is coincidentally why I think I want to go to law school now. -
2019-04-21 at 6:46 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-04-21 at 3:21 PM UTC in Is Mal fuckable??Sklof
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2019-04-21 at 3:16 PM UTC in trying to sell a cycle for 60I had a guy knock on the door and ask to buy the 1971 chevy C10 that I had sitting in my driveway collecting cobwebs, scraped down to primer. He offered 2000. I walked away with $3000 for a car I payed $500 for in the first place. Half the battle is how eager you are to sell. The more you don't give a fuck- the more you'll get. People can sense that.
Although I did have to scramble to grab the syringes from under the soggy, molding particleboard as he helped me clean out the bed. Lol. -
2019-04-21 at 3:12 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-04-21 at 3:06 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionWow. No one claimed my free weed offer. Surprising.
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2019-04-21 at 3:05 PM UTC in trying to sell a cycle for 60
Originally posted by POLECAT if you arent willing to take less than 60 you need to ask 70 so they offer what you are willing to take,, your inability to haggle is a deal breaker for many
This. After 15 years of dealing drugs, I'm a pro at the sale. Always list your item 30-40% higher than what you want, so the person can "talk you down". I don't get it either. People are weird. If I wanted 60 for something, I'd list it for 90. -
2019-04-21 at 1:30 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-04-20 at 9:58 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2019-04-20 at 6:24 PM UTC in Why have I been seeing pictures of Dave Duchovny all around here?You never got pocket checked by a particularly slippery baby beluga? Idk if I believe that. Dick so good turn a shady bitch honest?
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2019-04-20 at 6:15 PM UTC in Why have I been seeing pictures of Dave Duchovny all around here?
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2019-04-20 at 6:07 PM UTC in Why have I been seeing pictures of Dave Duchovny all around here?What's a davey duchovnyet?
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2019-04-20 at 6:05 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentStretching, doing light dumbell and resistance exercises. Eating mini Oreos like cereal. Trying to find a car. Trying to get my credit limit raised. Searching for a good probiotic on amazon. Listing items online for sale.
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2019-04-20 at 6:01 PM UTC in BreastsY'all niggas posting in a titty thread
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2019-04-20 at 5:58 PM UTC in Roshambo gets caught snorting his medication by his mom not even 24hrs after being out of rehab
Originally posted by Ghost Crucify me on a triangle
Idk if that counts as CRUCifixtion, but will do. Tricifixtion?
The martyr will have each arm loosely chained to either side above zee's head. A large manacle will secure the torso in place, with two small wooden pegs upon which the accused may stand, so long as they have the strength to balance. The martyr will then be placed atop the tricifix, and the point will be a finely honed steel razor, placed slugly betwixt the button and against the anus. As zee loses strength, the triangle will slowly penetrate the body, at once both becoming one WITH the holy triangle, as well as allowing it to (literally and figuratively) enter ones heart. -
2019-04-20 at 5:47 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition***TODAY ONLY*** A friend will give a small token gift to anyone within the United States who provides me a suitable address to my inbox. No guarantees the item will get there, and if your jurisdiction prohibits certain things, that will be your responsibility to figure out.
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2019-04-20 at 1:55 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Ghost I used to sling in a "school zone" except nobody actually went to school there it was just some municipal zoning bullshit that made it so they could keep people in jail longer in a bad neighborhood. Literally lived across the street from a brewery how is that a fucking school zone
Ditto. And when a friend and I got caught getting high in the car when we were like 16, judge tried to throw in extra bullshit bc it was a "school zone". -
2019-04-20 at 1:49 PM UTC in Roshambo gets caught snorting his medication by his mom not even 24hrs after being out of rehab
Originally posted by Ghost He's a good kid. I used to harass him and call him mean names on the old forum and I thought him and sploo were retards but when they started posting about triangles I started paying attention and now we all talk on Facebook every day.
Geometry brought us together.
Awwww. Your first two disciples.
Which one is going to sell you out and have you crucified tho? -
2019-04-19 at 8:59 PM UTC in Roshambo gets caught snorting his medication by his mom not even 24hrs after being out of rehab
