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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I was debating setting up on the dnms a couple years ago. Wouldn't have had some of the more exotic stuff, but definitely had all the bases covered. But with all the stuff that's outside of your control in those scenarios, I just couldn't rationalize the risk. Most of the dudes running the shit seem pretty smart and tech savvy. I wonder what they usually fuck up on?
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby because cars are really expensive. i bought my first car when i was 17 years old and my dad sold it when i told him im moving out, he got the pigs to recover it.

    i've bought several cars since then, but in december a drunk driver hit me while i was driving drunk. plus rent cost a lot of money. plus whats wrong with your parents helping you out every now and then? sorry but not sorry that your parents dont love you.

    and where do you get your "stats" from? definitely not a number cruncher, must be from out of your fatasshole

    Idk I feel bad enough about living at home at 30, but then again I had some extenuating circumstances and was a massive fuck up. My feeling is that at this age, I have zero excuse to depend on my parents for anything that wasn't basic necessities. It'd be like someone's mom buying his Starbucks and Newports every day. And you can get a car for 3-4 grand.

    I mean you can do whatever, but esp if you've had a "tenuous" relationship with them, it'd probably go a long way to instilling some confidence in you if you either said you appreciated it, and then just bought the car yourself, or gave them payments or something.

    But u do you mane.
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I could've been yawlz durkweb Merkitt but I was shunned.
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Lol. Your life is going to suuuuuuuuuuck.

    At least film it all so when you're worm food scron can write a shitty folk song about you
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    70% truth, 40% troll

    8/10 for talking to your parents

    3/10 for troll

    Aren't you working? Why not buy your own car?
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  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by ohfralala Likeable, but you’re in here trying to make me cry through my whiskers?

    YEAH OK MISTER NICE GUY


    I didn't TRY. I just encouraged you to embrace your Ichtyological origins. I'm encouraging. That's a likeable trait.
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Ghost Dude nobody likes you

    Also this is factually inaccurate. Im the living embodiment of likeability.

    I was going to send you some leftover crack, and them I remembered you don't love freedom enough to be in Maerica. And also I'm not paying $50 to send you shit that's going to get moved by an ungrateful customs agent.

    But now I see that God stayed my hand bc you're a frothy Canadian.
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Ghost "Shut up"

    Damn. Yo gurl shut u down. How does it feel to not wear a pants in the relationship?
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Just got back from the gym, absolutely tore through my workout. Guess maybe not going for a couple days is better? Normally took me 30 min or so to bike 6 miles. Tonight did 8.5 miles in 27 min at 15 resistance. Didn't stop pedaling the whole time. So roughly 20mph. Just closed my eyes and tried to zone out the cramp in my legs, and try to keep up a light momentum so I didn't have to pedal as hard. Got the rowing machine up to 1,630 cal per hour. To do 100 calories worth on the machine usually takes me almost exactly 10 min. Tonight did it in 8:15. Then did leg press machine at 400 lb (since I should probably be able to less press my weight lol). Went upstairs and since no one was in the small group training room, did those big rope things, and then swung on the heavy bag for fun.the bag put a huge blister on the inside of my middle finger- probably should've at least worn my lifting gloves. But I was able to throw big punches on the back continuously for 20 seconds or more- which is not something I could've done a couple months ago. Feels good man. I'm still a fat tub of shit, but it feels good to be a fat tub of shit who won't gas out if I hear a loud noise or have to hit an especially long flight of stairs.
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by ohfralala I FEEL NOTHING

    Your salty tears moving through fish whiskers speak volumes.
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    My dick is too well chiseled and classically styled. Theres nothing wonky or unique about it. It's one of my greatest shames.
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by ohfralala Ohhh were you making fun of me Casper? How should I feel about that? Asking 4 a friend.

    Honored. Flustered, stymied. Checkmated,
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    More like No-shame-bo'

    Amirite?
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Doesn't tramadol have some kind of special serotonergic activity?
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    It's like talking to one of those phone apps that tries to approximate a human conversation, but just ends up regurgitating random blurbs and phrases.
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Ol 4 eyed fish whisker havin ass
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    What does a "brain zap" feel like? I've never withdrawn from methadone, but in the last 13 years ive had more heroin withdrawals than I've had hot meals. Then again people are just super different. Like I said I've had friends that could smile and laugh through awful wd. Not me.
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    ^playin koi

    Ol catfish ass frolo
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I've never had brain zaps either. Just awful sweating, pain, depression, sneezing, shitting myself, cramps, and anxiety, among other unpleasant shit.
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