The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-04-21 at 9:51 PM UTC

   #1901
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   
   
2. 2019-04-21 at 11:10 PM UTC

   #1902
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Ghost
   

   
   The kosher rock salt gives you some better "shards" to work with. I've already told y'all how I've used that in the past to get people who tried to screw me over, and then figured I forgot. Or just people who sold me shit that I believed was diharrea pills,it was indeed xanax. Live and learn.
3. 2019-04-21 at 11:22 PM UTC

   #1903
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   *insert junkie shit*
4. 2019-04-21 at 11:40 PM UTC

   #1904
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Meth cubes
5. 2019-04-22 at 3:43 AM UTC

   #1905
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   
   
   Posting this to bait casper even tho this is a 10/10 song and video.
6. 2019-04-22 at 4:18 AM UTC

   #1906
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Weedsmoker...
7. 2019-04-22 at 4:33 AM UTC

   #1907
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by WE SMOOTH
   
   Posting this to bait casper even tho this is a 10/10 song and video.

   
   This one gets a pass. As much as I respected the feels associated, the Garfield one was dogshit.
   
   Instrumental- 7
   Vocals- 8.5
   Lyrics- 6
   X factor- 7.5
   
   Coming in at a combined score of 7.25
   
   Next.
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   • WE SMOOTH
8. 2019-04-22 at 4:34 AM UTC

   #1908
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Also, there's a Lil Baby and DaBaby? As the moolies would say... "SMDH"
9. 2019-04-22 at 4:36 AM UTC

   #1909
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Casper’s just happy he didn’t light the blunt fifty leven times
10. 2019-04-22 at 4:43 AM UTC

    #1910
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Yeah that backwood seems to be pretty sturdily built
11. 2019-04-22 at 5:02 AM UTC

    #1911
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I have some niggerish tastes in that I love Backwoods, Hennessy, fried chicken and grape drank. I also listen to lorde, like seinfeld and identify with the premise of Fight Club so it might even out
12. 2019-04-22 at 5:17 AM UTC

    #1912
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Sudo I have some niggerish tastes in that I love Backwoods, Hennessy, fried chicken and grape drank. I also listen to lorde, like seinfeld and identify with the premise of Fight Club so it might even out

    
    Don't try to butter us up after your disparaging remarks about wine coolers and Friends.
    
    The white folk remember.
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13. 2019-04-22 at 5:19 AM UTC

    #1913
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by CASPER Don't try to butter us up after your disparaging remarks about wine coolers and Friends.
    
    The white folk remember.

    
    buh buh but I wear sweater vests
14. 2019-04-22 at 5:30 AM UTC

    #1914
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Sudo buh buh but I wear sweater vests

    
    Not good enough.
    
    You buy a horse- put it in a stable. Mention it in conversation, but never ride it.
    
    You will name your child Aiden. He will play water polo.
    
    Bread will become as sinful in your mind as fucking your parents both simultaneously.
    
    You will have one best friend of every race. They will feature prominently on your social media. You will know none of their children's names, and they will not visit your home, ever,
    
    You will buy a truck. You will jack it up until it's a hazard to disembark from. You will buy a straw cowboy hat. You will go to stagecoach EVERY year. You will get a Florida Georgia line tattoo on your bicep.
    
    Whenever you see a Hispanic person at a food establishment (or even some very tanned Asians), you will subconsciously begin to the menu items in their "authentic" pronunciations. CARRRRRNE ASATHA POR FAVOR.
    
    You start there. Then maybe we'll talk,
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15. 2019-04-22 at 5:31 AM UTC

    #1915
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Sudo buh buh but I wear sweater vests

    
    Also.....Tacho?
16. 2019-04-22 at 5:34 AM UTC

    #1916
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    what if I call people "sport" and tap dance in New Balance shoes?
17. 2019-04-22 at 5:37 AM UTC

    #1917
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by CASPER Also…..Tacho?

    
    tacho was insecure about his own whiteness so he was hyper sensitive to anything race related. I like to think he called the cops on actual blacks for being unruly during Ferguson and ended up getting maced and fire hosed anyway
18. 2019-04-22 at 6:11 AM UTC

    #1918
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Ghost
    

    
    Doo you-wanna piss off?
19. 2019-04-22 at 10 AM UTC

    #1919
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Fronting with rock salt and 7 dollars worth of rupees is pretty gangster.
20. 2019-04-22 at 12:10 PM UTC

    #1920
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by CASPER Also, there's a Lil Baby and DaBaby? As the moolies would say… "SMDH"

    
    My friends Italian grandpa used to yell about "fucking moolies" all the time, good memories.