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  1. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Mr Huckabee, you drink drank drunk if you think I would want her rough lookin ass. She was a little more than "weathered".

    But you thought you were big shit sitting there with her Core and Cheri. Geeet the fuck out.
  2. Technologist victim of incest
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    Heโ€™ll be switching to his bologna nacho or flatulent bomb alts now that youโ€™ve made him look like the ass he is๐Ÿ˜. I know, I know, it wasnโ€™t hard work, he does it all on his own.
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  3. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Erekshun Don't want to.

    Lol dont want to.

    That why you were saying "still a cutie" in PMS eh awhile ago?? Ehhhhhh ehhhhhhhhhh? EEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH
  4. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Don you big pimp!
  5. ummmmmmmmmmmm
  6. Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Erekshun Your obsession with me is getting stalkerish…and GAY!

    Aren't you a Fan of Russ Myers and Y&T?

    Or was it CC&R
  7. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Don you big pimp!

    Oh he sho is. Big pimpin daddy.
  8. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    It's bedtime, squirrel girl. Wear those blue under armor shorts and lay on your stomach.
  9. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    I'm waiting already for cryin out loud.
  10. Is it still kosher with todays youth to date a much younger miss? Is that becoming outdated
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I don't want to give you any deets because i feel like you're wanting to live vicariously through me while pulling your pud. I'm not gay like that tony romo.

    No pud pulling here, broe v. Wade. And FACTUALLY you are at least a standard deviation gayer than describing apparent sexual exploits to internet dudes. This implies that you haven't let grown gay men oil your inner thighs for heroin.

    I on the other hand have to save all my essence. Rest assured when I finally pull pud, it's going to come out like boba.

    But do what you will. The PEOPLE will make their minds up one way or another.

    Also my life is objectively pretty shit, but if I was living vicariously through you I would somehow feel more sad. If even 10% of the shit you talk is true, not even Jesus or trianglism can save you.
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Gonna fuck my baby mammer tomorrow and hopefully get to see my kid out of the deal. I thought life was terrible but all of a sudden when I stop hanging out with complete idiots it starts to look up
  13. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by DietPiano Is it still kosher with todays youth to date a much younger miss? Is that becoming outdated

    young girls like older guys
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ๐Ÿฟ PMS

    There was a neighbouring high school in my home town called Princess Margaret Secondary, or, PMS.

    PMS also stands for Pre-Menstrual Syndrome.

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  15. I want a baby mammer to fuk and then go die
  16. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ๐Ÿฟ I'm waiting already for cryin out loud.

    You're a beautiful woman, you know that?
  17. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    dude, ur really slow to the game its a day later she done fell asleep and woke up and had a day
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  18. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    You're a beautiful little hemp farmer too pole don't let anyone tell you differently
  19. Ghost Black Hole
    Mailman me some DRUGS POLECAT
  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I'm kinda low on weed right now,, I only have 5 ounces of head stash
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