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2019-05-01 at 2:55 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Sudo I shit at least 5 times a day, usually from 8am to 2pm and it's usually similar to diarrhea. I've been like this for about a year and it's mostly unrelated to opiate usage. I eat pretty healthy, not much in the way of greasy foods and am otherwise in good shape except for murderous stomach pains every day that can be as weak as a tightness that prevents me from eating, then when my stomach is good I eat a bunch of moderately healthy food. I have a history of cancer and ulcers in my family so I'm looking forward to seeing a specialist. I might die.
I recommend the elliptical and stairmaster machines, less constant motion for more exertion and strengthening your calves and quads will take pressure off your core and frame. The bike is all legs and can have you in a bad posture. Making sure your back is in a good position should be the foundation of any exercise. Try bicycle kicks or any exercise you keep your back straight that works your core. Maybe play some blacksketball with your local urban disenfranchised youth
Yeah its fucking awful in the morning. Considering i smoked it most, i wouldnt be surprised if all that heroin getting washed into my stomach did some janky shit.
But yeah thats exactly what im trying to do. Just build up legsn stuff again. Planking and abdominal exercises. The elliptical isnt as bad as the treadmill, but something still just feels off. It isnt fluid. Feels like a bicycle wheel thats installed off center, so at a certain point in the motion, it rubs against the brake pad. Something is just fucked up. -
2019-05-01 at 2:48 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-05-01 at 2:47 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Maybe hit up the rowing machine or the stair stepper.
Do you have any tall buildings around? Climbing stairs is great exercise for both cardio and building the legs/glutes.
They have a stair climber, ladder climber and rowing machine at my gym. Rowing machine is only onef those i really do, but im not sure im even doing the movement correctly. -
2019-04-30 at 9:32 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Definitely don't run, you'll just destroy your knees and feet. Generally only guys less than about 100kg or so should run any sort of distance at all.
Yeah i feel all kinds of jacked up. Even the treadmill hurts. Well correction- I have to stabilize my upper body to not have pain when i walk long distances (a mile or more lol). Except im so tall that when i stand up straight, only the very tips of my fingers touch the side rails of the treadmill. -
2019-04-30 at 9:27 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-04-30 at 9:24 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-04-30 at 9:12 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-04-30 at 9:10 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentLooking at online paralegal programs and seeing what classes i need to finish before i can even enroll in that.
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2019-04-30 at 9:07 PM UTC in punk182 plays the enema of the st album 20 yrs after its release.chocolate starfish and the hot dog flavored water. rofl.
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2019-04-30 at 9:04 PM UTC in tc is destroyed
Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers He always claimed he wasn't an addict. It's obvious though people who shoot up are almost always going to be hooked. I know a guy like Semi, we're from the same town. Sometimes he'd sit there wiggling the needle in his vein for several minutes and claimed he couldn't finish unless someone was watching him. Very cringe inducing. Ended up frying his brain, now he's like Semi, slurs his words, drools constantly. Only half way goes back to normal if he does meth.
Yeah unless you only shoot 2 or 3 times a week, youre most likely an addict...and even thats stretching it.
Thats one of the reasons i never injected more than 20 or 30 times...having to dig around in my arm to try to hit, and hope that i didnt just push some nasty staph bacteria in there with it.....ugh. Fuck that. Ive spent over an hour in a car with a flashlight and a resistance band tied around my friends arm, trying to hit one of his useless blown out veins. -
2019-04-30 at 9:01 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-04-30 at 8:58 PM UTC in Breasts
Originally posted by tee hee hee Why is it depressing? R u a woman h8er?
Because these are all women that 94.5% of us will never fuck. lol.
Its like a starving orphan standing in a bakery window at all the fresh buttery pastries. lol.
Most of us havent cultivated the proper level of BDE for this to even be the most remote of possibility. -
2019-04-30 at 8:56 PM UTC in tc is destroyedWell yeah but still. No need to rub it in my face.
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2019-04-30 at 8:55 PM UTC in punk182 plays the enema of the st album 20 yrs after its release.That was my first CD. My mom bought me that and Limp Bizkit Significant Other because thats what the young dude at Circuit City told her was popular for the young people for Christmas when i was 12.
One of the few albums i probably know every word to every song. I imagined if i could perform Blink 182 well enough at the talent show- Casey, Lauren, Jillian, Christina, Michelle, Jen and Jamie would fall on my hog like Marines jumping on a grenade- and i would be content for the rest of my life. -
2019-04-30 at 8:50 PM UTC in tc is destroyed
Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Is he dead? That guy was so retarded.
No hes alive i think, but he had a stroke from speedballing and last i talked to him, he was seriously slurring his words and trying to hit a vein in his good arm with his flipper-hand.
I always had to leave TC when he came on bc it made me too sad. Like howi get now when i try to talk to mash n he starts talking about how the moonman tied my shoelaces together because he knows im a jedi. -
2019-04-30 at 8:47 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionI think ive come to the conclusion that i have some kind of stomach ulcer from 13 years of heroin/drinking/pills. I wake up with the worst fucking nausea and stomach cramps. And only eating stuff makes it go away, but it only goes away for like 20 or 30 min. Its weird though bc i never felt like this when i was doing heroin.
Anyway...did 12 miles on the bike last night. The first 10 i did in 34 min and some change....which is not bad at all for a 360 lb dude. I think i figured out why walking/running is so much harder for me. The curve in my back and the extra weight on top is fucking up my body mechanics. Its hard to explain, but when i do jog for a few seconds, the motion doesnt feel fluid at all. Feels like im running with a limp or something. I really should get my shit checked out, but right now ill settle for light exercise and weight loss.
Stay tuned for when i inevitably get my thyroid and testosterone script. THE RISE OF UBERCAS -
2019-04-30 at 8:42 PM UTC in tc is destroyedOh. I forgot Semiazas. RIP in peace.
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2019-04-30 at 8:39 PM UTC in tc is destroyedIm also constantly baffled by how a bunch of "adults" cant seem to get along in an online chatroom of a bunch of other people like them without fucking around and closing each others shit. Ive never been inclined to do any of that stuff. I dont think ive ever banned a single person from TC- even if it was someone i seriously disliked.
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2019-04-30 at 8:37 PM UTC in tc is destroyed
Originally posted by Sudo your purposeful omission of PC screams "she owes me money."
Who doesnt she owe money to?
Also, I found her pretty fucking abhorrent.
One time it was just us left in the room, and i asked her what her greatest goal in life would be, and without a hint of irony she said "Before i die, I want to be on TMZ".
She was serious. Her brain cells must be going hypoxic in their suspension of cheap vodka, benzos and cum. -
2019-04-30 at 8:34 PM UTC in Screw your optics I'm going in!
Originally posted by Lanny You forgot the monitor lol. Here's a comparable display:
https://www.amazon.com/LG-Ultrafine-Monitor-5120-Resolution/dp/B07MK3DMDM
Turns out the imac is actually cheaper. How do you like them apples?
meh
