The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-04-26 at 11:08 PM UTC

   #2021
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG Casper - Has always remained free
   
   Narc- Spent time locked up for drugs

   
   I was just about to ask. Who has been popped and who hasn’t?
2. 2019-04-26 at 11:58 PM UTC

   #2022
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   I'd say it's an even split, half of us have a criminal record while the other half don't. I'm counting traffic tickets btw.
3. 2019-04-27 at 12:16 AM UTC

   #2023
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ohfralala I was just about to ask. Who has been popped and who hasn’t?

   
   Thank you, the question you were about to ask but was already answered has been duly noted.
4. 2019-04-27 at 12:22 AM UTC

   #2024
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ghost I'd say it's an even split, half of us have a criminal record while the other half don't. I'm counting traffic tickets btw.

   
   I've never even gotten a traffic ticket lol, but that's mostly because I remember reading a study showing that on average, speeding only shaves off ~2 minutes from a journey. I'm also autistically punctual, to the point where I have probably wasted thousands of hours of my life by arriving early and waiting for shit I didn't need to be punctual for.
   
   Other than that I've never really engaged in illegal activities north of buying and smoking weed.
   
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5. 2019-04-27 at 12:42 AM UTC

   #2025
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator Thank you, the question you were about to ask but was already answered has been duly noted.

   
   Oh I just made the comment to say it’s painfully obvious...I wasn’t actually asking the question.
6. 2019-04-27 at 12:54 AM UTC

   #2026
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator I've never even gotten a traffic ticket lol, but that's mostly because I remember reading a study showing that on average, speeding only shaves off ~2 minutes from a journey. I'm also autistically punctual, to the point where I have probably wasted thousands of hours of my life by arriving early and waiting for shit I didn't need to be punctual for.
   
   Other than that I've never really engaged in illegal activities north of buying and smoking weed.
   
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   This is your top fucking drug dealer right here lol
   
   
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7. 2019-04-27 at 1:32 AM UTC

   #2027
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Narc This is your top fucking drug dealer right here lol
   
   
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   Are you having trouble reading? I said I would have made a good drug dealer if I chose to do so. Which I never did, never needed to.
8. 2019-04-27 at 2:35 AM UTC

   #2028
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Narc was a bad drug dealer lol
9. 2019-04-27 at 3:15 AM UTC

   #2029
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   ITT: people who post like sheltered first year rookie cops imagining how drug dealers operate
   
   It's crazy anyone has sold most of you drugs at all
   
   I am extremely jaded. This thread actually got fake lame awkward and boring when people talk about work. Fentanylize yourselves to death
   
   I don't know how people don't kaizen their fucking lives everyday. Whenever I'm not crippled by anger, depression, anxiety and legal predicaments I'm moving in a good direction steadily. I think things are going to be awesome as long as I'm not all incarcery
10. 2019-04-27 at 3:49 AM UTC

    #2030
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    True fact: being a degenerate with a rap sheet doesn't qualify you as a smart of knowledgeable drug dealer.
11. 2019-04-27 at 3:51 AM UTC

    #2031
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator True fact: being a degenerate with a rap sheet doesn't qualify you as a smart of knowledgeable drug dealer.

    
    True but another true fact is hypothesizing about scarface fantasies on the internet while being captain falcon is extremely cringey and sad
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12. 2019-04-27 at 4 AM UTC

    #2032
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Are you having trouble reading? I said I would have made a good drug dealer if I chose to do so.

    
    in theory maybe, hard to make an accurate prediction when virtually every customer is absurdly unpredictable though
13. 2019-04-27 at 4:06 AM UTC

    #2033
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo True but another true fact is hypothesizing about scarface fantasies on the internet while being captain falcon is extremely cringey and sad

    
    Truer fact: making shit up that I never did is the cringiest way to initiate a put-down.
14. 2019-04-27 at 4:06 AM UTC

    #2034
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra in theory maybe, hard to make an accurate prediction when virtually every customer is absurdly unpredictable though

    
    Sure but the dealer does what he can do. Shits gonna be sketchy no matter what. The best you can do is your due diligence.
15. 2019-04-27 at 4:16 AM UTC

    #2035
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Falcon stfu. You let some bullshit ass compliment about being a potentially decent drug dealer shoot your testosterone through the roof and went to troll town lmao.
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16. 2019-04-27 at 4:20 AM UTC

    #2036
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    BREAK YOSELF NIGGA
    
    
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17. 2019-04-27 at 4:23 AM UTC

    #2037
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Fuckin rugtard
18. 2019-04-27 at 4:42 AM UTC

    #2038
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by GGG ITT: Niggas who don't know about paper bags at the park

    
    what about styrofoam cups on the corner?
19. 2019-04-27 at 4:46 AM UTC

    #2039
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Narc Are you serious? Thats dumb as fuck.
    
    
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    I mean it is what it is. Worked for me. Maybe oily gym rats are a bigger deterrent where people dont routinely shoot each other and shit, but like i said- in my experience not really. I mean assuming i have FIVE dudes my size with me. I show dude some product, he opens the bag, stirs it around, pinches some between his fingers, smells it. Then pulls out a gun. Says "give me everything". Are my guys going to rush him or something? Theyre certainly not going to risk getting shot over $100. And the last thing i would want is stranersa- especially strangers who i see routinely and who could figure out my real name easily- knowing my business and that I commit felonies. They could just as easily extort me for a few hundred more not to drop an anonymous tip and make my life super inconvenient.
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20. 2019-04-27 at 4:49 AM UTC

    #2040
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator BREAK YOSELF NIGGA