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  1. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    There are no old drug dealers. That's some of the most profound shit anyone ever told me.
  2. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    I had a friend ask me very seriously out of nowhere the other day if I'd ever considered a job in assasin/hitman type shit. Dude was stone cold serious. His land lord is someone who I am quite sure has cartel connections. I was like, "oh yeah they would hire a redneck who could hunt" trying to play it off but dude didn't laugh.

    What kind of money would it take theoretically for ya'll to off a stranger?

    I wouldn't have any problems, believe me i'd sleep just fine a few G's richer.
  3. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Dude's land lord was real uncomfortable looking around me. I abso fuckin lutely hate beaners, almost as much as I do niggers.
  4. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Oddly enough over the last two years I've befriended an elderly black man. We hang out , watch tv, drink and talk shit together a couple times a month. I genuinely like the guy. My chick is amazed at our friendship giving my racist predisposition but ya know he's just a good dude.
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by aldra

    Time to resurrect General Buttnaked?
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  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    did he died?


    last I heard he was a minister and people were still trying to kill him regularly
  7. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Also " Green Book" was a good movie. I'm no big fan of Whops but it was realistic to what older black guys have told me about that time period.

    I've actually had some great friendships with older black dude's over the years. Most of them hate the current generation of blacks as much as I do and we tend to bond over that. Also the fact I don't look "American" is something we kind of bond over. It's hard being Slavic in the USA when you are white but obviously don't look like Johnny white boy.
  8. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Casper u still working a straight job?
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by CountBlah I had a friend ask me very seriously out of nowhere the other day if I'd ever considered a job in assasin/hitman type shit. Dude was stone cold serious. His land lord is someone who I am quite sure has cartel connections. I was like, "oh yeah they would hire a redneck who could hunt" trying to play it off but dude didn't laugh.

    What kind of money would it take theoretically for ya'll to off a stranger?

    I wouldn't have any problems, believe me i'd sleep just fine a few G's richer.

    People talk real grimy about knowing crackheads whod do it for $200, but ive never heard anyone talk seriously for less than a few thousand. Well the actual offer was 2 glock 22s, a beretta cougar, and $3K- so thats about 5 grand.

    I wouldnt just be able to kill anyone. Id have to know more about them. And even then, I always think about all the people connected to that person, whod be hurt tangentially. But considering all the planning and complications and disposal, etc...i wouldnt even consider it for less than 30 or 40k. Of course ive never been paid to kill someone, but it seems like considerably more work and headache than a normal self defense killing or something.
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  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by aldra did he died?


    last I heard he was a minister and people were still trying to kill him regularly

    I just meant i havent used my old zoklet handle in a while
  11. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by CASPER People talk real grimy about knowing crackheads whod do it for $200, but ive never heard anyone talk seriously for less than a few thousand. Well the actual offer was 2 glock 22s, a beretta cougar, and $3K- so thats about 5 grand.

    I wouldnt just be able to kill anyone. Id have to know more about them. And even then, I always think about all the people connected to that person, whod be hurt tangentially. But considering all the planning and complications and disposal, etc…i wouldnt even consider it for less than 30 or 40k. Of course ive never been paid to kill someone, but it seems like considerably more work and headache than a normal self defense killing or something.

    I wouldn't do it in a first world country. Mexico or some third world shithole, fly in fly out. Private aircraft etc. 100 Grand minimum.

    Military training makes it pretty easy to dehumanize a target. I'm honestly surprised we don't have more mass shooting here involving vets with ptsd, but that's a whole other topic
  12. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    I just thought it was real odd the guy brought it up in the middle of conversations about cars and pussy.
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by CountBlah Casper u still working a straight job?

    Yup. Started an ebay store. Looking at different options. Not as enriching, but a lot less stress. Plus me getting sober with $10,000 worth of drugs in a sock under my refrigerator was never likely.

    Its retarded to have been putting in serious work for 7 or 8 of the last 15 years, and have less than $20k to my name, living at home.

    I can always go back to work later, but it'll mean jack shit if im pissing it all away, and without a solid foundation and a regular trickle of income to show on paper.

    Been talking with my boss about letting me buy in on the next franchise they buy. The store im at makes between $50k-70k a month profit. Thats AFTER 3000 lease and wages for 6 employees, materials, etc. Franchise license cost them $150k Even 5% stake of a store doing half the business would be good enough for me.

    That Pollos Hermanos life, rofl.
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  14. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Speaking of pussy, my Dad used to say, " If God made anything better he kept it for himself"


    It's funny seeing bitches I went to school with looking for side dick. IT's also weird aging and finding older woman attractive. It's true the young ones might be hot as shit but the older ones will but more effort in it and do some kinky shit.
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by CountBlah I just thought it was real odd the guy brought it up in the middle of conversations about cars and pussy.

    He started thinkin bout that axe wound
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  16. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by CASPER Yup. Started an ebay store. Looking at different options. Not as enriching, but a lot less stress. Plus me getting sober with $10,000 worth of drugs in a sock under my refrigerator was never likely.

    Its retarded to have been putting in serious work for 7 or 8 of the last 15 years, and have less than $20k to my name, living at home.

    I can always go back to work later, but it'll mean jack shit if im pissing it all away, and without a solid foundation and a regular trickle of income to show on paper.

    Been talking with my boss about letting me buy in on the next franchise they buy. The store im at makes between $50k-70k a month profit. Thats AFTER 3000 lease and wages for 6 employees, materials, etc. Franchise license cost them $150k Even 5% stake of a store doing half the business would be good enough for me.

    That Pollos Hermanos life, rofl.

    I've ran an ebay store for like 10 yrs now. Selling car and bike shit. It is a good steady trickle of cash. Postage rates and ebay fees going up so much suck though. I prolly lose 15-20% to that.

    I'd legit like to open a restaurant or old school type diner here. It would be decent money and not the type of labor I usually do. I'm getting old and shit and I'm not sure how long I can continue the physical level I do. Right now if I work 3-4 days straight I need 1 or 2 off to recover.
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by CountBlah I've ran an ebay store for like 10 yrs now. Selling car and bike shit. It is a good steady trickle of cash. Postage rates and ebay fees going up so much suck though. I prolly lose 15-20% to that.

    I'd legit like to open a restaurant or old school type diner here. It would be decent money and not the type of labor I usually do. I'm getting old and shit and I'm not sure how long I can continue the physical level I do. Right now if I work 3-4 days straight I need 1 or 2 off to recover.

    Yeah being raised like a faggot, i have a good eye for antiques and memorabilia, so ill probably start hitting garage sales and just puking up the ads all over the internet. Saturation over quality. I also find people are a lot more likely to bid high if they think you dont know what your item is or what its worth.

    Restaurant would be cool. Theres a huge failure rate in restaurants though. Like massive. After watching so much of Hells Kitchen, its scary how easy it is to fall into becoming a shitty awful establishment.
  18. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by CASPER Yeah being raised like a faggot, i have a good eye for antiques and memorabilia, so ill probably start hitting garage sales and just puking up the ads all over the internet. Saturation over quality. I also find people are a lot more likely to bid high if they think you dont know what your item is or what its worth.

    Restaurant would be cool. Theres a huge failure rate in restaurants though. Like massive. After watching so much of Hells Kitchen, its scary how easy it is to fall into becoming a shitty awful establishment.

    There's good money in antiques and memorabilia, no shame in knowing about it and thriving off that knowledge.


    Yeah average restaurant lasts 1-3 years down here. There's a big issue right now with no one being able to find workers. There's a serious fucking housing bubble here at the moment. That apartment I had about 9 years ago for 650 is now close to 1500 a month. Houses that would be like 150k are going for 250-300 now. Ass of Yankees have moved down here to work at Boeing and Volvo. My housing costs is under 500 a month so I'm straight with that for now. I'm mostly trying to eliminate debt and be ready to strike when housing bubble pops. We're maybe 3-4 years into it.
  19. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    I really wish I could sleep at night
  20. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by CountBlah I wouldn't do it in a first world country. Mexico or some third world shithole, fly in fly out. Private aircraft etc. 100 Grand minimum.

    Military training makes it pretty easy to dehumanize a target. I'm honestly surprised we don't have more mass shooting here involving vets with ptsd, but that's a whole other topic

    Yeah I guess with third world shitholes tending to have a shortage of people who'd do that job for a fraction of the price they'd be looking to fly in flash cunts from the first world. Especially mexico, I mean where the fuck would you even start to look for hitman there?


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