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2019-05-02 at 12:03 PM UTC in Breasts
Originally posted by 🐿 ^ew
Thank you for typing that for me.
Big fake titties, white trash-tribal rib ink, a face borne of a thousand bar fights, and taking a classy middle finger photo-titty to fake titty with your perpetually pregnant meth dealer sister-in -law...?
I can't think of anything more dick-shrivelingly unattractive.
If there was a high school yearbook spot for "Most Likely To End up On COPS For Cutting Off Her Baby Daddy Penis".. it would be either of these two. Is like Orange is the New Black tried to start their own modelling agency. -
2019-05-02 at 11:57 AM UTC in HerpAlert
Originally posted by Krow Is it true about LA women. they are snobbish as fuck but easy to lay? do you just act like a dick to them?
Hopefully this answers your question. This is like 20% of the women in LA, and 60% of the women you seem to end up meeting when you go out to do shit.
If you have a decent body and a minimal level of BDE, they will give you their chlamydia in a heartbeat. If youve never blown your load into a bitches sinus cavity in the back of an uber before, get a fake film crew to follow you around LA for a couple of weeks, and bot yourself an IG account with like 300k followers.
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2019-05-02 at 11:39 AM UTC in ATTN: EVERYBODYCandy is a
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Shes a pretty nice person. I think. Personally.
(For one of them)
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2019-05-02 at 8:50 AM UTC in 17 & homeless
Originally posted by CASPER 1. Make deal with parents to stat at home until you graduate. Tell them they can call the cops and have you evicted, but youre just afraid that this new "situation" will interfere with your grad. If theyre not dogshit parents, theyll probably give you the 3 weeks. Best case scenario, they forget about it in 3 weeks. Worst case- you got 3 weeks to get your shit together.
2. Sign up for food stamps/ cash aid/ housing. There's usually designated programs for homeless kids. Also Medicare or your contry's equivalent.
3.Call local churchs and ask about group homes/shelters. Or search craigslist or whatever- for someone willing to let you crash for free for a while. Or couchsurf.org or whatever.
4. Start applying to jobs NOW. Even if you bullshit all the references. If you have a friend with a car, try to work out some deal to borrow it, and then start doing door dash/food delivery. Or go the more traditional route and start talking to food delivery places- like Pizza Hut or something. Movie theatre attendant. Anything.
5. It kind of sucks considering i wouldnt consider you a "hard case", but consider starting a Go Fund Me or something comparable.Make a Youtube channel and take day to day videos of your life. Try to be upbeat or inspirational (people love that shit). Take videos with other homeless people to increase feels. Leave links to cashapp/ venmo/paypal/patreon/whatever.
Go on public computers at libraries and shit and download a browser extension like Honey. Most people probably dont do financial transactions on a library computer, but if they do, you get like 10% of what they save repayed to you in a quarterly check.
6. Sign up for all the free samples and shit that you can. Take those surveys and make like 10 cents each. Collect cans and bottles. If you find a restaurant that doesnt lock their bins, you can easily get 10 or 15 bucks in one trip.
Im sure theres morew shit but im bored now
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2019-05-02 at 8:48 AM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?This has zero to do with any weird nerd fetishes one may or may not have.
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2019-05-02 at 8:47 AM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?Or just do what i did for years when i didnt want to leave any incriminating photos online and just wear a spiderman mask.
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2019-05-02 at 8:46 AM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?Post a half of a leg. In a month maybe we'll get an elbow.
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2019-05-02 at 8:44 AM UTC in I have an appointment in 5 hours
Originally posted by HTS I used to have a good time. I dunno what changed. Maybe smoking meth + weed ruined it? I sorta blame that. But yeah. I haven't been able to take a single hit without having like 45 minutes to spare (to wear down the anxiety) since then. I can smoke a bowl and feel good after an hour or so, but I just feel like a total retard for that first hour and it makes me feel like shit and is not conducive to social situations.
Yeah i felt exactly the same way. And it seemed to happen after i started doing meth regularly, and stopped smoking weed for 6 months. Ive heard that same story from a lot of people. -
2019-05-02 at 8:43 AM UTC in tc is destroyed
Originally posted by apric0t this is like your favorite story to tell of her, i remember you telling me this IN PERSON several times now im reading it again lol
Also tbf thats pretty much all i remember of her, aside from the jooey whining and flat ol pancake titties, fixing shots on stream and livinmg with a pedophile or someshit. -
2019-05-02 at 8:40 AM UTC in tc is destroyed
Originally posted by apric0t this is like your favorite story to tell of her, i remember you telling me this IN PERSON several times now im reading it again lol
It just fucks with my sense of the world to know that people like her exist. I have to live in the world with those people, and just hope that they dont squirt some ricin in the bottles of gatorade at the grocery store bc Imagine Dragons didnt win album of the year or someshit.
IT LITERALLY BOTHERS ME.
If i started thinking of this during a mushroom trip, i would start believing that everyone in the room wanted to kill me. You cant trust anyone that basic and stupid.
E: Flapjack tiddies. -
2019-05-02 at 8:26 AM UTC in I have an appointment in 5 hoursDamn that does look good. 14 bucks a G though? Fuuuuck. I assumed it would be cheaper in canada.
And with the weed, even if its THC weed, dont feel like you have to "smoke normally". At my age, if someone wants to smoke with me and then give me shit bc i only take a hit or two, i could give a fuck less. Now that you dont have any balls, you dont need to feel bad about taking bitch hits. Use that to your advantage.
They didnt let you take your sack home with you in a jar? -
2019-05-02 at 8:20 AM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
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2019-05-02 at 8:04 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionBe a mensch and smash the skull with a meat tenderizer first to render it unconscious. Thats what i always did.
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2019-05-02 at 8:03 AM UTC in I have an appointment in 5 hoursYeah im the same way. When i have nothing to do i fall asleep. When i have anything i need to get to, its a complete battle.
Just check up or procedure stuff?
Def try some of the CBD rich strains. Im the same way n get anxiety really easily, but the strains i mentioned before aree perfect. If i smoke enough, i still get high but the CBD doesnt let the THC cause anxiety. The ACDC i bought the ounce of maxes out at 6% THC.
As per... Juicebox (?" 's suggestion, i ordered some CBD weed from Tweedle farms. Supposed to have like .12% THC, so should be even better for me. I can vape that to my hearts content and just add a tiny pinch of strong cali bud...would be perrrrrfect for me. SHould try that shit. -
2019-05-02 at 7:59 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionI put it side by side with the original. I always thought those big eyed chocolate rabbits looked spooky as shit.
But yeah...easily digestible, relatable shit is the content du jour these days. And i need to fill up my instagram so i look like i have a life. Thx gurl. -
2019-05-02 at 7:51 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-05-02 at 7:51 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-05-02 at 7:49 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by DietYellow i dont want to see your teeth
adderall fucked mine up somewhat bad enough that im considering buying the most expensive crest whitestrips.
Yeah im surprised i even have teeth with all the shit i smoked. Ironically if my primary ROA had been IV, id probably be better off. lol.
Mostly all my enamel is worn to shit and most of my teeth have lost like 20% of their surface area. But it didnt help that my teeth were chipped and shit before. The other day I mentioned something about how i always hated my teeth and i always hoped some rich person would come into my work and offer to pay to get all my shit fixed, and my mom was like "Well after you got in the fight (I like how she calls me getting jumped by 15 black dudes "a fight"), you couldve gotten them fixed but you didnt want to."
I wanted to be like "bitch are you crazy?" We were so poor I wore my shoes until rocks started poking through the bottoms and rolling around the inside. I never said anything and never complained bc i knew she couldnt afford it. If someone had offered me braces or dental work, id have taken it in a heartbeat.
Originally posted by Common De-mominator You should visit the dentist bro, for real. I know many people who skated by for years and years then their shit gave out all at once.
At least go on for a checkup, and PRECOMMIT TO NOT DOING ANY PROCEDURES ON THST VISIT. Dentists really try to motherfuck you with upsales immediately. Just get your shit checked out, XRayed and make sure everything is copacetic, hear the dentist out about what all is wrong with your shit, smile, and walk out with the information. Decide what, if anything, to do later.
Yeah i know. I need to get the insurance sorted out first though, and find a place nearby. I know for sure i have a fuckton of cavities bc i can feel them. Thank god for fluoridated water i guess. And I for sure need some veneers or something on my canines, bc thats where the enamel erosion has his the worst. And my two front teeth had a gap, but when i got kickewd in the face, it chipped two of my molars on my left side, one on my left, and my two front teeth and the one canine thats most fucked up. Exposed, the heroin smoke just chewed it up. But like i said it should be a lot worse. Its not quite as bad as that West Virginia Mountain Dew Mouth.
So yeah def need cavitie4s filled. My wisdom teeth pretty much go all the way back to my jaw bone. I need my front teeth fixed, and i probably need my tonsils removed bc even now that I dont smoke, they still seem to get infected all the time, an dtheres that gross shit thatr comes out of your tonsils sometimes and i have to spend like 10 min in front of the mirror each morning trying to waterpik them so i dont have gross breath.
All kinda jacked up.
Originally posted by CountBlah I've had a bunch pulled and now they are up to 130 for simple extraction or 230 for complex plus 100 and some change for the xray and consultation. I spent 500 something the other week getting two fuckin teeth pulled. A couple yrs ago same place was 65-135
My co-workers route canal cost 1600
Two get my two front teeth fixed (bc i could deal with everything else if i just had a smile i felt okay about), was going to be 4400- including x rays and implant fitting, colorizing, etc. -
2019-05-02 at 7:34 AM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?14 pages in. Still not even a vague clue what Mal looks like.
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2019-05-02 at 7:33 AM UTC in 21 inch iMac with an i7 vs 27 inch with an i9On a laptop, 27 inches is going to be a pain in the ass. But if mobility is not really a primary concern and youre not paying for it, why not get the bigger one? My main thing would be getting the best hardware possible. IDGAF about the other shit.
At home, you should be outputting to a proper monitor. I had 3 24" monitors side by side and i still didnt like it as much as I like my 55" LED TV.
