2019-05-14 at 4:57 AM UTC
Based on my analysis, I have a 67.85 percent chance to win her over. Over recent years of our ups and downs, the statistics increased significantly because of my charm, humor, confidence and patience. My looks wouldn’t mean anything when it hits 70 percent. It would be like putting a bag over my face but poke a few holes so i could breathe and taste the both of her lips.
2019-05-14 at 5:01 AM UTC
You better edit that post before she sees it
Don't wanna over play your hand, Mr Brown Bag.
2019-05-14 at 5:11 AM UTC
Pshh who said it was a brown bag? Not me, it didnt come out my mouth. I was talking about a different type of brown bag mr. smart guy. So in your face (scoffs)
2019-05-14 at 5:16 AM UTC
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2019-05-14 at 5:20 AM UTC
Keep your head out of the gutter Larsenio, when I said the “both of her lips”, I clearly meant her upper and bottom lips. Like a duhh 🙄
Clearly anyone could’ve figured that one out.
Clearly
2019-05-14 at 5:26 AM UTC
Right. Upper. And bottom. I think erryone knows what you're lickin at.
2019-05-14 at 1:28 PM UTC
Catchy I know right? I gotta stop talking to my moms often.
2019-05-14 at 1:40 PM UTC
1. I dont think any of these words mean what you think they mean.
2.Gotta reinvent yourself my dude. I want you to be the best that you can be.
now, no pressure- but WHAT DO YOU BRING TO THE TABLE?
You have 30 seconds.
2019-05-14 at 1:51 PM UTC
Attn: Darnell’s mama
Come get your son
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2019-05-14 at 1:59 PM UTC
All four of em cause I’m sure y’all all actin a goddamn fool.
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She said to speak up and show some respect.
2019-05-14 at 2:05 PM UTC
And that’s how you shut a bitch up. Thanks mom.
