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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    excuse me negro sir, why would i add sugar, milk, or anything other htan the smallest accent of a lemon slice?

    you know the milk was so you woudnl't break your shit ass crockery right

    not needed in modern times, now people that feel this way just go to starbucks and ride around sipping it with a butttplug stuffed.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Bradley I can't imagine being attracted to a child's mind. My biggest issue with my ex (who was 24) is that she had a lil kid mind from taking HRT to be a woman. I can't imagine like being attracted to a child that needs me to explain her family doeesn't hate her for being a tranny.

    She's been a tranny for 8 years. But I'd have to explain this shit over and over again.

    I don't know how you pedophiles like that, unless it's just physical sex attraction at which point imma say "O dat nasty too"

    I posted this four days ago and she came back into my life and I remember when I was writing this comment "Man I really wonder what she be on these days."
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Yes.
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    i can't wait to make some tea here ien a litle bit
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    i like when women dress more like men in the business professional pant suit kinda look

    maybe hiring people based on their experience and competency is more important than women you can oggly and objectively satiate your own dark desires while they simply try to do their job.
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    i wish we were less accepting of the LBQ movement.


    I like the gay tranny stuff, but i reallly don't like fat loud lesbians that smell like work
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    But not proots cuz he's never comin back to our forum, he just wants to live on his family's island in greece and play runescape and make the maids leave him alone while he's chopping yews.
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    No. No one's actually cum in said hi yet, it normally picks up in a few hours when someoen cool shows up like Proots or Panthrax or TOTRTILLA
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    I wouldn't trade one white tweaker for 200 crackheads. At least i know one of them knows how to steal.
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    i didn't see u cuz no ones in there so im just shitpostin and trying to get 2k1 to come back for more men's gentlemen roundtable discussion
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    i wouldn't mind being a beautiful tranny chinese geisha so i could have sex with big strapping white men like me.
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Do you speak english in your home

    Do you know how to be trained in two languages, neither one of them correctly

    Did you walk 500 miles miles just to be the man who wwalked 500 miles to get boned by hydromorphones boyfriend

    Do you plan on rising above your current station and emigrating back to your unsuccessful third world nation

    Have you considered getting a YMCA membership, your disabled enough you probably won't have to pay if you bring a chaperone

    You havin a good friday.


    Miss you fat freeda collins lookin ass Kipo Hippo
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm also the first person in my family to to prison

    I wear a wife beater, like a t shirt but for people destined to be on cops

    big dirty work boots (has never had gainful employment in 6 years)

    Hates the government

    Lives offf the government

    Steel Reserve

    Wisconsin

    I'm not panthrax.
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Hi everyone, a lotta different people have reached around to me asking me to bring back the cooking show Cooking with ZyclonB & BradleyB.

    unfortunately life happens and it's no longer 2015, the original videos have long been deleted by youtube (I made ethnic dishes and then gave my opinion on that ethnicity, while very drunk in my mom's kitchen), I'm really good at making everything except for fried chicken and watermelon which my mom said i could never try again due to the amount of grease splatter everywhere.

    So first things first, Hail Biden the 46th i think president of the united states, like we say around these parts keep on stealing on.

    I hope you have food stamps, if you don't, you missed out on like 1200-1400$ type shit in extra HAPPY COVID spending. I normally get 16$ a month, because of Covid and the Joe "I can't believe this is free too" The Prez Biden, i've been getting 179$ a month and the pantry shut down. The pantry shutting down hurt me a lot as I am extremely cheap and go there twice a week to load up on free shitty food (that i've been eating all my life)

    Nigga i know about them Toasty Os & them Brown Flakes. I know about that powdered milk. I know how to put together boxes of shit i really don't want and give them to hopeless people on I43 off ramps in Milwaukee. I put used hats and socks in there too in winter. sometimes I give that nigga a cigarette or ask him i can get hard, then explain to him i'm a homosexual, not a crack user.


    Good times good times.

    So the joe biden cheese challenge of 2021 is gonn require you to get a ride from your mom (Be nice to your mom btw), tell her you need to do this stuff for school.

    Nigga I don't even eat 80$ in food a month lol, most people are like this some are 2 for 1ing their EBT but as I am not a crackhead, i don't sell my food stamps, I piss them away on dumb shit and you should do. Everytime I go to the store i buy a can of whip cream for 1.80 and as soon as i'm past the gates and mask less in the walmart parking lot i just do a whip it. I'd pay a 1$ at the porn store for a whip it so like what the fuck why not? Thanks Joe Biden. I like when other people can visibly see me doin the whip it who arne't polydrug adventurers

    Go to where the most expensive cheeses are, noramlyl their gonna be in lil like 4-12ounce BRICKS! don't grab matazrella or some gay shit that comes in that faggot nutsack shape.

    idk why im explaining this like anyone's gonna do it.

    So I grabbed like 12 blocks of cheese. I will be tasting 1 each day, maybe recorded on cam, maybe not, i will give the brand and any data i learned about it and letting you know what I thought about the cheese I think spent like 80 bucks only, there's a piggly wiggly and a sentry a couple miles away, i think imma see what cheeses they might have available.

    I weigh 174, am 6'1 and have a homeless person style beard/goatee. I am from Wisconsin, the dairy state, and my favorite serial killer is jeffrey dahmer cuz we look alike, have similar taste in men (he hehehehe_) and we both like to go to La Cage gay dance club in Milwaukee where we both lived.

    DAY ONE:

    Alright so the first of the competition is gonna from a bitch ass company named Red Apple Cheese Apple Smoked Cheddar Cheese.

    Now this cheese is not that great, i selected it only for this challenge and didn't really know what to expect. Kinda like if you said suprise me to a stranger on craigslist when you got into their car. You might get suprised. Crafted in Wisconsin and naturally smoked with apple and hardwood. I really like how it appears a child colored on some grill smokey marks on the outstide.

    Do it taste like apple? No not really. Do it taste like wood? Yeah. And I know what hard wood tastes like. (How it smells when burned, normally, but not always, pine is unique in that way!)



    OK, and here's a photo of my bummy stoned ass, nibbling on the cheese. Kinda tastes like what you'd hope a grill someone was bbqin on tastes like



    In conclusion I give the Apple Smoked Cheddar Cheese a solid 2 out of 5 on the Ratface Cheese Scale.



    I hope this doesn't make me constipated but if it does I will just drink instant coffee.
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ No, people and objects stick to it by magnetic attraction.

    im not attracted to objects only objectifying others.
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    i'm really proud of you making it to your interview and work today Trayvon. I really hope this job thing works out so you don't have to go back to pleasuring strangers from Craigslist, that's a harder job than i could imagine.
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    This is the happiest I have felt in a very long time and am glad that I will have all of these memories if we don't work out together.

    I have codependency, but i really believe in my heart, I love this person in a way I can't describe it to anyone properly, and I'm the strongest, the smartest, the bravest or richest. But I would never start trying to become more for the sole purpose of to have a better life to share with her. And I am a very greedy, alcoholic, angry man, but when i hear her voice or see a photo of her, or read a response, it's like my whole heart shifts and i feel loved and that's not something I can really say i'm used to.
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    this gay guy from grindr just told me he's lactose intolerant

    I said GET TOLERANT BRO, YOU'RE GAY AND IT'S 2021

    fuckin blocked me lol
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    the earth isn't actually moving bro you'd spin off
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    imagine when the fbi shows up at galloms house again but this time they bring the CCP Delegate and tell him it's time to go camping young man.

    if you weren't really fat and out of shape and were white, this would be like really sexy a scary chinese guy shows up with 3 fbi agents to take the infamous White Pipe to the Long Dong of Hong Kong

    Do they actually answer or are you just leaving messages?

    gai lao, gai lao paeng, KipoHippo.
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