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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm really gonna stock up and go ham on this episode to make up for my prior fuck ups so if you wanna see me burn myself repeatedly please come
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Probably should state it'll be around 10am if you wanna see me get as shitty as I was the night before off two beers, otherwise you know like 11am cuz that'll make all the different CENTRAL TIMEZONE
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    alright everyone WEDNESDAY September 2nd I am doing a grande ol' cooking show. No we're not making tacos, we're not making potatos, we're making GRADE A Crispy Oven Fried Oysters (Yeah they came out of a can)

    I'mma use no imitation shit, we're talking about GRADE MOTHERFUCKING A:

    3/4 cup all purpose flour from walmart
    a tiny little teaspoon of this huge ass jar of salt with this bitch with an umbrella walking around--she must be so salty
    some pepper, i know you niggers have pepper
    2 eggs from a chicken, not your wife, not a deer, a fucking chicken
    a cup of dried bread crumbs, I"m just using shake and bake yall who gives a fuck
    2/3 cup of grated Romano cheese, oh wee wee let me pull that out my ass, we're using jalepeno swiss cuz it's what i got
    1/4 cup of parsley, yall fags really think i keep parsley on hand. We aint using shit for that one, maybe some oregeno if i realize it'll look nicer at the end.
    1/2 teaspoon of galric salt, i don't think i got that either so we're just putting in half a teaspoon of minced garlic with some salt on it, same shit.
    1 pint of shucked oysters, oh just let me go to lake michigan sir and shuck some oysters, we're using two cans of oysters. Buy the ones from Reese's or Meijer's, never buy walmarts brand for these.
    2 tablespoons of olive oil, if yall niggers are cooking along you should have at least olive oil. Even Bill Krozby has to have olive oil.
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Your crowning achievement was having sex with a drunk woman who didn't know who you were/wasn't awake. Thanks Dad.
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    And tbh I do believe I have both of your PIs, not that I'd ever do anything with them. Just letting you know, if one member has it, everyone might as well have it.

    inb4 ur last name isn't really bolton, bradleyB!
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    The only retarded faggot here is BradleyB.

    BackB ontoB DiscussionB
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    correction: Four years.
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm still wondering where the second B in Bradley B went.

    inb42brnot2b

    It took three years but you finally made a joke that i laughed at.

    I got rid of it when I joined the OG status of people who go by a first name basis; Cher, Madonna, Oprah, etc.
  9. Bradley Florida Man
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  10. Bradley Florida Man
    now the post and join dates are gone, and i dunno mate it's just something that rolls off the tip of the tongue
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    if you want to learn come into tinychat and ill teach you whenever you want
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Thanks dad
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    (Prison Bones, Muggins 10High, 250 points, 7 bones, 2 players)

    play-dominos.com

    The name i use on there is Bradleyb

    you don't need to register or anything, just use a name and i can generate a link to bring you into my games. There's even a chat setting so you can shit talk to me.

    If you're good at dominos please do this, I went to the school of dominology.
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Spectral the only person who posts more than 650 times on a dead forum in less than a month.
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    shit video, thinking fake
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Just got back from valhalla was total sausage fagfest, just putrid hairy viking dudes stickin each other with their swords all day


    I lold. You probably were in our fashion district mate.
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Well the posts and join date show up now, well fucking done matel
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Look Lanny I know as a young, gay, transvestite web developer you've been on Stormfront.

    I as a young, gay, Viking White Supremacist have also been on Stormfront.

    Why are you using their reputation codes? And why is there no ability to thank yet.

    I understand this to be a 1, 2, 3 process and it's taken weeks.

    HashtagDoneBitching about your attempt at rep.

    But srsly why not just utilize a counter. Hey also, can we see the number of posts directly under their name? Often this helps me spot trolls and figure out whose OG like me. Also the date they signed in.

    Basically make this Zoklet lol
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    way to just shit on my life everyone
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    If you could create mass panic you'd be able to steal a lot of things and get lost in the crowd.

    Thoughts?
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