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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    i also took three or four swigs of hot sauce while watching your hot sauce video and would like you to get the super hot one that you have to have your mom or chell there to get.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    i think you should rent to own or get a really nice trailer on a lot (not in a trailer park) that you can chell can work on paying off and eventually own.

    Most banks and trailer salesman can help you fiance it and help you get it dragged to your lot of choice and if chell ever leaves you, you can just drag another trailer on the lot, cut the lot in half and bang when gets all cougary and sees you working on the yard.

    if she refuses just burn it down, split the money and sell the lot.

    either you're pissing money out the window (I pay about 420 lol for all my bills and rent total a month to split a two bedroom with my friend) or your investing in your future.

    You don't have any kids and chell is too old right? This can be your longterm retirement home of gaming, cats, marijuana, good music and rest for you. And I think a used trailer will run u like 10k maybe 15k if you get a really nice one.

    I'll come hang out with you and chell in your trailer in the middle of the creepy woods.
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Data Have you ever been? No? Then be quiet.

    Everything south of the US border is better.

    The colors are brighter. The women are prettier. The beer is stronger. Life is in full bloom.

    I never said I have. It's a shithole. Go look at any of the photos Vinny makes you view of your people.

    The one redeeming thing about mexico is mexicans. Now take your compliment and fuck off amiga.
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Wariat so were you in prison in cslifornia? how did you enjoy the experience?

    no i've only ever lived in wisconsin I was in stanley correctional instiution in stanley, wisconsin a medium security correctional institution that houses about 1500 Wisconsin Department of Corrections Prisoners.
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Data how much do you pay for a dab cart

    I purchase them for about 30$ each. 3 for 100. Sometimse I get 11 for 300 type shit. Sometimes I get them 1/5th empty and then i bitch and i get a free one next time and can keep the 4/5th full one.

    If they break i give it to my guy and if it's mostly full and the cart fucked up, i get a free one for that too.

    If I look up a bunch of really complicated ass shit or schedule my plugs dental stuff (he has braces that routinely need to be tightened and is a bad scheduler) or like call his doctors, i'm like secretary and i get free drugs for it.

    Earlier this week, I got a 1.1grams of Live Resin Batter from Kush X in a little glass like carmex looking dab holder that looks extremely professional. that was 50. I bought an 8th of shittier dabs earlier this month for a hundo.

    weed prices are high lately, like 200 an ounce, i'd rather have 7 carts tbh.
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    i plan to get a free rebate from signing up to various banks, one at atime, until i hit all of them in my local area, then i'll probably go back to associated or a credit union as those two companies the local credit union and associated bank have the easiest staff to bully into giving you free checks, reversing overdraft costs, loaning you a couple hundred dollars with no capacity to pay, and doing free money orders/giving you free checks.

    make sure you ask them for free checks when you sign up, sign up and immediately turn on paperless banking normally through an app or website, they now started fucking people for 2$ a month to get statements.
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy All I need to do is a minimum deposit of $200 to open the account and have 1 direct deposit of $500 within the first 60 days and after that I will get a $200 bonus.
    I like the way it sounds.
    Are there any downsides?

    Are you also a BMO harris bank member? It's really funny i saw this when i did. I actually signed up for this. It was 4000$ necessary deposits in four months for 400$. I get about 930 a month. I misunderstood and thought it was if you set up direct deposits, without an amount attached. This really bothered me cuz i walked two fuckin miles to set up my bank account just for this reason, so he says ok ok ok ok i figure out other plan, the other plan was 2000 or something in 4 months some really low ass number.

    So I called direct express my prepaid government benefits card for SSI/SSDI that invalidated the ol' "Got that check" style of welfare. Told them to go fuck themselves in cambodian and set up direct express to the new account.

    After 2,000 clears your bank account it just randomly shows up as a credit, if you cancel in the first six months they want 45$ and their overdraft protection is super duper shitty. I'd have been better off staying with direct express. So i'mma give it six months and on the calender date, pull all my money out, buy a black and mild, show the lady at the gas station how to shoulder lean again while i'm bumping NBA YoungBoy, not get massively drunk and use that 200$ to buy myself something nice that I really deserve, like a new pair of shoes and more dab carts.
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny then why mexhico is such a shit hole ?


    all latin america actually is, they got it from the natives who lived in triangles and then the occupying spanish didn't send their best construction workers, they sent their best fighters

    so you end up with a weird semi nomadic pueblo loving violent people with big families and bigger hearts

    mexicans are actually really really good people and if I had more mexican friends, my life would be that much richer.
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny miscegenation makes me sick to my stomick.

    aren't you a half white chinese guy from Japan or something

    coulda swore you were half azn half white and loved lil white and asian girls
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    i've tried the ground and pound. not for me.
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    I have had juvenile onset degenerative rheumatoid arthritis. I was first diagnosed in 19 during my first bid in prison, though i have had intermittent bad joint pain since i was about 13/14.

    I do not have fever sweating or chills unless i doa lot of speed
    I smoke 1 dab cart a day and half a pack of cigarettes, of course i hav ea cough
    No blood in anything except my anus when i have a lot of finger banging going on
    I don't think i have sores but i do have red splotchy patternings around my body.
    It doesn't burn wheni pee or more often
    No muscle aches, no shortness of breath, i'm not as fat as you even close, but no weight loss
    no stomach pain
    i get tired when im drunk

    You know what else is going on with this fuckin nutcase! I'm bored and trying not to get drunk today on my first day sober, so fuck you sk1 jaba the hutt either be part of the solution or stop trying to get me to send you pornographic PMs and call you daddy and tell me you have all this father son shit you wanna teach me in the chatroom.

    That's just fuckin predatory and if you're gonna groom me, you can at least use a comb.
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    dude it's awesome, i always figured that's what my life would be like the minute I had any control over my own destiny.
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    i still have to pay off my debt, buty it's like 1800 and idk how much money i have i did the math the other day. I really wanna pay the court back so i have the 1400 biden bucks, and i got like 600$ spread between three accounts, so that's gonna be like 200$ left over money for cigarettes and maybe another cell phone. The drinkings fucking killing me honestly, i made it my first day sober again. Which is aight. Anyway, i got like 600$ left in my food stamps and im good on dab carts and shit for the rest of the month.

    For being a drug addict alcoholic crippled faggot with depression, I do manage to keep a ship afloat. The last time I had to borrow money was in August from my mom right after i moved and only 80$.

    I know this is tiny amounts of money and i'm a poor person, but i've always been a poor person, and while people have looked down upon me for that, unlike a lot of people everything i own i paid for and i have no debts (aside from 1 court obligation)
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    bro make ur alt something "The Hutt" related pls

    2k1 the Hutt is available.
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Ya i wanna hear the nerdy police officer cryin about how afraid he is of doing 200 years in Stillwater
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I feel like becoming a meth addic now that I have no ties with the world.


    I just hope I dont find myself craving human flesh and eating homeless people. So many Homeless people around here. I would gain soooo much fucking weight.

  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Data Wow you're ill. Dry up hombre.

    wanna play starcraft 2
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Wow folks bradley is pulling all the strings today. We just did two raffles and gave away a fatass pair of easter baskets loaded with goodies. Thanks for everyone for participating we're gonna do another one in an hour!~!~!~!~
  19. Bradley Florida Man
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    Aren't you in my fuckin country wariat what the fuck
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    i do others for 40$ a person, i just use turbotax for federal then do the state by hand. the library is really a good resource locally for all the paperwork you need to file most types of taxes for most filers. If you have any questions or want to speak more on the matter you can reach me at my office, thanks! Great job getting them done at the absolute last minute.

    oh they extended it to 5/17 cuz you can't do paperwork yourself cuz of covid, god bless.

    if anyone else needs help, hmu
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