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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Theres a special terpene in high concentration of the old german hops that are less common these days. Shamanic uses and medicinal. Worth a lot of money too.

    what is this terpene called?

    I'm down to extract atnd trip and kill someone in a hallucinative placebo drug interaction with my SSRIs.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Yeah that's exactly what I mean. It's indicative of either a childlike mind you possess or predator behavior of a future child molestor.
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Wow I didn't know all that. This make sme feel a lot better about not drinking. You know i Have noticed subtle feminine characteristics in my personality when i meditate on my self. I think ti's from alcohol because like a lot of people do gay shit on meth, b ut I don't, meth makes me wanan WORK, and like get shit done, and learn, and study, and not really fuck like at all.

    But i've never said no while drunk or if I have i wasn't that drunk


    But alcohol makes me an unloveable creature, and d4espite being a massive alcoholic, i'm not drinkin today

    (But I'd like to)

    I have mental illness according to those who are afraid of me and the state, but I really don't see it.
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz https://www.vice.com/en/article/gvm7e7/how-to-drink-hallucinogenic-beer-like-a-viking-shaman

    Alcohol is a pretty queer drug in most cases.

    r u like obsessed with me? u seem to be mirroring many of my interests and trying to bait me

    I am interested, but curious why
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    bro cuz it's fuckin fun and makes up for us having no success in other aspects of life

    so you get a cool knife, enjoy it for awhile, then you want HEALTHCARE, then you get a bicycle and next thing you know you're biking around at knife point without arthritic pain
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    They call me el grande blaco chorizo in the hood

    Remember if you get got it's because you deserved it.
  7. Bradley Florida Man


    Hit that bitch dummy bricks and now it tim eto go.
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  9. Bradley Florida Man
    And it shall be for a sign for you upon your hand, and as a memorial between your eyes, that the law of the LORD may be in your mouth; for with a strong hand has the LORD brought you out of Egypt. You shalt therefore keep this ordinance in its season from year to year.

    Truthfully I thinkt he bible is a bunch of nonsense but I like when it gets weird, especially the old testament kikey shit
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm pretty fucked up at the moment,

    My eyesight is mash..got an eye doc appointment this afternoon
    My hand is mash…got a hand doc appointment on Friday.
    My back is mash…lumbar in the rumbar…
    Now I somehow twisted my ankle and its "cracking" every time I move
    ..then there's the ongoing willy issues.

    I'ms orry you're dying Jigga, you were always a good poster. I will be sad when you kick the bucket or whatever you're gonna call it.

    here's to taking it in stride tho, my nigger.
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    IMagine it's 2013, you're surfing the internetand you just get shalpped with some research chemicals and you're sitting there, rock hard penis in hand and you think "I wonder what John Mcafee is doing right now"
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    We ride at dawn said my boy Jesus

    dawn? We ride at 3am said my nigger friend Nigger Austin

    3am? We leave immediately.

    Shocked by the most industrious of all Men, they saw to it to erect me a townhall, at which point I instructed them to make a cinderblock tornado shelter and on the third week, a police station.

    Having converted the tornado shelter into a work prison and made myself the chief of police, I now own the town hall and all the property.

    They called me Bradley -Sack em when you whack Em- B the third and I do not support this message.
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Sudo Does anyone else avoid certain numerology? I avoid all instances of 3's divisible by 2's because it makes da DAYVULZ #

    So far I feel this has helped me. I just avoided buying 30 k cups for 20 bucks because of this.

    Discuss my ridiculous scitzophrenic coping mechanisms. When I was under 12 I had so many that to list it would result in institutionalization. Anyone else like this?

    Weird. I prefer everything in 3s or in sets of 9, which is the 3 of 3.
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Quick Mix Ready is the only virgin you'll be sucking off
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    does it work for pants
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    u and paul wozny aka quick mix ready should hang out and predate together
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Dude ur gonna be the subject of one of those True Crime podcasts after u maul, rape, torture, and kill some 9 year old that you saw getting off the bus infront of your apartment complex while "in a mood swing" when really you're just a predator.
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Decided to buy a Red's Apple Ale tallboy, some gay Mike's Hard tall boy, and 2 four packs of the classic STEEL RESERVE 211.

    Kinda got shitty drunk and told my girlfriend I wanted to innappropriate butt stuff with her.

    Drank the rest hte following morning after chugging water. Kindafeel bad because I had gotten like 7 weeks sober or some shit.

    But I don't have a sponsor/do AA and other than u fags no one really knows or cares about my drinking.

    I did some compulsive shopping during my haitus scouring online for good deals and I got some really cool shit.

    Cool shit I got:

    Dremel 4000 with kit. Using my vast supply of coupons, I got it for 23.00 during prime day.

    I also got four knives, this thing that beeps where ur keys are if you misplace them (i do a lot and got them for my wallet and phone too)

    bought some clothes and got a dog toy for my dog and some flea collars for free

    I set up a co2 injection system DIY kit into my shrimp tank while I was gone and I havne't been masturbating very much lately.

    Haven't really been workin gout bu t I"m down to 165lb mainly because I gave my girlfriend my EBT card and I'm too cheap to buy consumable goods I don't sell.

    I wanna get a good job doing security and then secure all the goods for myself. I am very disappointed in Tortilla, Kr0z and Quick Mix Ready aka Paul Wozny a convicted child molestor BradleyB 'knew' in prison.
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by I live in da crawlspace, shhhh! Numeral 6 How about this let's make an experiment. You park your car somewhere public and watch it from the distance, when a cop comes by you walk up to your car in Plainview at the cop and let the air out. If the cop smiles and nods at you than you win cops won't do anything about it. But if the police intervenes, your case is disproven now you lose so what will it be tough guy

    idk what you're asking me to do.
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Other than it doesn't exist…

    Seidhr absolutely exists.
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