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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Two things I've been thinking about:

    Bait those motherfuckers into the bird feeder and hit them with:

    http://www.amazon.com/Cold-Steel-Torpedo/dp/B00FSVJN7C%3FSubscriptionId%3DAKIAJJY2YKHHLJKYIBNA%26tag%3Dslk03b1-20%26linkCode%3bundy2%26camp%3D2025%26creative%3D165953%26creativeASIN%3DB00FSVJN7C



    But this fucker made a crossbow out of mouse traps:



    Idk if German mouse traps are stronger but this would be nice for me.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    I have trained with most hunting types of guns, cheap japenese swords, a well made dirk, pistols, throwing axes. Lotta shit.

    But I never owned a bow. I have arthritis so i can't do the pull weight and hold it. Haha if you want, but it is what it is.

    Wondering what kinda weapon can be made at home that's a projectile.

    Fubi was bitching at me for these birds that live in a vent where my range has it's exit port, I'm on the second story and you know what. That angry little brit was right those birds do need what's coming to them.

    I'm a felon (off parole, so I can own any non gunpowder weapon) so I can't borrow a .22 from a buddy and just start shooting them till they get the picture. PLus I'm not really in the mood to shoot into my mom's house and have her find the bullet holes.

    I'd take a .22 air rifle but tbh my neighbors would call the cops if I discharged a full length rifle at some random ass fucking birds when I'm drunk at 10 in the morning. Probably wouldn't, cuz they'd know it wouldn't end there and I'd figure out it was them, but I don't wanna really fuck with it.

    So what can I make with a budget of oh lets be realistic 20$ at the wal mart.

    Keep in mind I have arthritis but I know how to make Crossbow cockers if I need to.

    No Zipguns,

    inb4 Put a Bird Feeder somewhere else or some retarded ass shit.
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    They make me hit in my pin every time i use my debit card to buy 2.84$ worth of beer. Shits ridiculous.
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    I liked v4 a little better too.
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    I hate k2 but it's my favorite drug. I dont go down and buy any of it cuz I know the first will not end with 1 bag, ill be back down there tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow. Easier just to say fuck it.
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Tuesday (7/28), 11am Central www.tinychat.com/tinybltc
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    If you want to have a cook along this is what you need.

    Potatos: Get the big fatty ones, rinse that shit unless you want to eat dirt.
    Salsa: If you're too poor to buy salsa just hit up the taco bell and take all their fire & verde sauce, mix together for win.
    Cheese: Buy cheddar, you want cheddar.
    Meat: IDGAF what kinda meat you use, just cook that shit done before hand. I'm not waiting for you to simmer it. I'm already going to have bacon I precooked.
    Sour Cream: Totally optional.

    Butter/Milk (You're making mashed potatos with the empties from the inside of the potato, or give that shit to your dog, up to you)

    We're making something like this, it'll look a lot shittier and it wont' have the basil on top (I think that's basil) but it'll be tasty af.

    Bring your own BBQ sauce for max results.

  8. Bradley Florida Man
    You've still never mentioned what it is you do for a living. And yes, as long as I am depressed and not taking medication, I will probably remain "poor." That's how it works, and I've never denied that. We don't all have our shit together while surrounded by fat stacks like you, John Smith.


    He collects SSI.

    He uploaded a picture of the deposit screen a long time ago to prove he had money for a give away or something like that.

    Grats on the 700, don't forget about WU Semisazas ilke 8$ so he can get his heroin.
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    Isn't he Sophie on here? Wouldn't he want to just stay where he child loving is legal?
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Would you recommend getting a moped, and if so what kind?
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    I feel ___upset_______, when you ____post__________, because ______its shitty______________.
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    It is sploo.

    I don't believe it either.
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV0bqASKAY8

    Nero's Jam
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Double nah
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Ok I would like to make a request for the cooking show. I would like to see you make the following: a Baked Alaska.



    Well I don't eat sweets, so this will not happen.

    I will request a baked potato around midnight CST tonight. Thanks in advance.

    Tuesday's gonna be Full Loaded Mexican Potato Boats. Basically like a supreme baked potato.

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    so, all this is going to be prison recipes, or what?[/FONT]

    …………………………….

    And no, it's not going to be all prison recipies. I offered only 1 prison recipie (i know like 20) and you jump on that band wagon. Come for the life advice and I'll tell you what to do with yourself while I make a baked potato boat or whatever the fuck I Just called it.
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    whenever we want, no one came in today so it got canceled.
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    I know who you are, I spent some time reading everything here before signing up.

    How you been buddy? Where's your crazy black lady avatar.

    But no i don't fuck with the other sites besides RDFRN briefly.
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    I just wanna put this out there.

    First off fuck Israel.

    Fuck those jedis.

    I hope the Arabs over run their borders and slit every man, woman and child's throat.

    Give Palestine to the Palestine and eliminate the enemy of the world.

    Fuck those people and fuck our Zionist-loving government that protects them.
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    I vote no based on the fact he likes to play guitar with his mic on on tinychat.

    Like bro, do you think you're mash or some shit?
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    How much does that cost at your place of employment?


    Well currently I work fast food but over there. It didn't exist as an item. I jsut got bored and made it.

    If a customer wanted it, I"d probably just charge them oh say for the steak sammich w/o fries so like 7.99$.

    The Mac and Cheese bites are 6 for 4.29 which is ridiculous but I don't pay shit so.........
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