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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    my accounting professor said he will not be doing zoom classes even on Thursday and I asked why and he said he leaves in 45 minutes to go to some carribean island for the next 6 days LOL I was like really

    he said ya he hates hurricanes
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    "how you get so good at speaking spanish?"

    "I like to make fun of people for having small cocks in a manner that they understand."
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Like I was explaining to my assistant I like things a little loose.

    I explained maybe u and other members of the tinycockgang (Esp: Pandillo de Pappino, or Gang of Tiny Sexual Peppers) need things to always be tight fits to get any action but u give me an XXL Jar of Peanut Butter and about 20 minutes and I'll be heading to the shower with a smile on my face
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    What drowning will feel like tomorrow night
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    I was paid to not discuss this ever again
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    u think they cause hurricanes to influence voting? Lol

    Bro I wish I was more like you, it seems scary but also very fun.

    These hurricanes are getting worse and more commona nd later in the year because of global warming.
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    i told my friend to fill up his bathtub for him and the dog becasue I am not traveling 6 miles in this weather to get him water
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    bruh this shit is supposed to be so bad that they're warning peopel about 16 feet of flooding
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    to all the sinnas and the 100 dolla bills
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    As for potential medical equipment I have garbage bags & duct tape which should hold everyone over, at least if they want medical treatment from me, Bradley-Bro I taped it back on-B
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    People are like ooo u got a portable generator set up bradleyb

    and its like nah nigga we're gonna close all the hurricane covers on the windows, I have a book I've been wanting to read, I have 1 flashlight, 1 case of water, and a bunch of canned goods. My plan is to tell everyone to leave me alone, turn off all my electronics and lay in bed for 3-4 days. Every couple of hours I will walk around and ask everyone if they're ok and if they say no i'mma say "That sucks." and go onto the next person.

    I also have a gallon of bleach so worst case scenario I can pretty much survive forever enhancementing water that way.

    Very excited.
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson DTE is in Florida right? DTE if you are watching I have the spare room ready for you and lots of lotion and strawberry preserve.

    I called her yesterday she's gonna be fine
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Fluttershy The Hcl is about half as strong but lasts twice as long iirc.

    You’re welcome, you fucking druggie.

    I didn't know this
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    I woke up late today like really late (1030), had to rush to eat my eggs and vegetables, I just now put the sign up saying to fuck off for the next 90 minutes and I have to do my zoom accounting class despite the college closing (I think?) starting in 11 minutes
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    ya @FSH, I kept talking about it referring to it as FIFO (an accounting term) but the term was JIT. I actualyl hadn't thought about JIT organization since I'm not doing Supply Chain or working in warehousoes but it's thep rinciple where everything arrives right before it's used to avoido lengthy occupancy and waste of floor space.

    Hey SCRON

    THanks for touching my memory hole with your industry acronyms, I hope u and ur eunech wife have a wonderful Tuesday afternoon!~!~!~!~!~!
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    don't tell uncle sam
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Sweet Glaze Rub
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    No
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Kafka in disguise:

  20. Bradley Florida Man
    I swang the cane mane
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