2019-07-13 at 2:38 AM UTC
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hobos are everywhere now
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
You need to visit finer establishments.
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
I slow down to the point that they pass me, then I speed up and tailgate them all the way to their house. I stop in front of their driveway and wait for them to get out of their car and look back at me. I proceed to yell out my window, “I know where you live now!” And then I drive off.
I never pull into my driveway with a tailgater behind me for this very reason.
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
Alternative to that is to cam up on one of those live cam sites and post the link here. Require payment up front to do whatever these guys ask for. You’ll get your fix in no time.
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
Why don’t you hold a cardboard sign on a busy street corner? The professional bums around here make a killing panhandling.
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
Yes, it is common. I went to a catholic wedding once, which involved a whole thing including communion that I wasn’t invited to because I’m not catholic. The priest polished it off at the end.
My catholic friend explained it to me. I’ll let you google it and form your own opinion.
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
30 is mid-life? Nigga, you planning on dying at 60?
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
I should have put this in Reinvent Yourself, although work was what was stressing me out earlier.
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
Bump. I’m still stressed. Someone calm me down.
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
Also, how do you either:
1) Reduce stress
2) Appear less stressed
2019-06-25 at 2 AM UTC
in
Are you calm and relaxed?
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
I have a calm demeanor, but I’m usually about to explode.
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
Reminds me of a time when our cable went out. Snow on every channel, and this was after digital cable had taken over analogue signals. I tried to search on the internet for the problem and the internet was down. Then I tried to phone a friend and the phone lines were down. Then I tried to tune in to the radio to listen for mayday calls and all I heard was static. I flipped over the kitchen and ran straight to the front door to look for black hawks. I gripped the door handle, threw open the door, and ran outside. As soon as I stepped foot onto the porch, everything started working again as if nothing had happened.
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
You’ve had a lot of first days on the job. Have you tried keeping a job for a while?