Posts by Ajax

1. 2016-03-31 at 12:22 AM UTC in I don't think I like drugs anymore.
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   Perhaps you really don't like what you've become. Or rather, what you haven't become. Your depends on drugs reminds you of your dependence on your dad, and your disappointment in your drug tolerance reminds you of his disappointment in you.
2. 2016-03-31 at 12:19 AM UTC in The Kill Yourself Machine
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   Lame
3. 2016-03-31 at 12:18 AM UTC in Can't post from phone
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   I turned off private browsing on iOS and now it works. Who'da thunk.
4. 2016-03-30 at 6:47 PM UTC in Can't post from phone
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

   Lol you suck noob. I haven't had internet or a house since October and I post daily.

   
   Please teach me your ways. Or is it because you have a ghetto ass device?
5. 2016-03-30 at 6:16 PM UTC in Anyone here like Bill Krozby?
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   
   
   
   
   By the way, he's from 2 Broke Girls. An annoying show and an annoying character. To be fair, it's mainly the physical characteristics of his that reminds me of you, though the unfailing appetite for deviant sex is also similar.
6. 2016-03-30 at 6:10 PM UTC in Never going to have an actual life syndrome
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   You fuel my existence.
7. 2016-03-30 at 6:05 PM UTC in Imagine how much chaos would ensue...
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   You should stay in the car and shoot the gas cans yourself. It would make for more grandeur.
8. 2016-03-30 at 6:04 PM UTC in Why do some people from the north make generalizations about the south
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   Your generalization about the north making generalizations about the south while getting mad about nigger generalizations has strangled my mind in a paradox of rustled jimmies. Why are you trying to rustle my jimmies.
9. 2016-03-30 at 6 PM UTC in ATTN: Snoopy
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   Your senility exceeds my expectations.
10. 2016-03-30 at 1:20 PM UTC in Can't post from phone
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Can't post from my mobile. Seems to be a JavaScript window over the reply box making it to where I can't type. I can type when I disable JavaScript, but then I can't post. What do? Pull an Oplus?
11. 2016-03-30 at 4:16 AM UTC in Easy killed himself.
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    O rly
12. 2016-03-29 at 9:34 PM UTC in What should you do?
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

    Think I got my jump off pregnant…fuck brahs I guess I should idk move to Africa?

    
    That sounds like an excellent plan.
13. 2016-03-29 at 9:29 PM UTC in Anyone here like Bill Krozby?
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    
14. 2016-03-29 at 4:33 PM UTC in What should you do?
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Anything. What have you done lately? If you are tired of your life, stop bitching and moaning about it and change it. Your life is in your hands, and the outcome is largely determined by the choices you make. Focused effort in any direction is much more effective than a shotgun blast, and two to the head always gets the job done.
    
    Pleased to meet you. Now fuck off and do something.
15. 2016-03-29 at 4:16 PM UTC in Easy killed himself.
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    OP should kill himself.