Posts by Ajax

1. 2016-04-22 at 1:21 AM UTC in Nostalgia Time: What was your first thread and/or post?
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   My first post was a thoroughly researched argument with supporting evidence on the legality of blowing up the moon.
2. 2016-04-22 at 1:16 AM UTC in Trolling niggers
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   Being a nigger is not a descriptor of skin color; it's a characteristic of a frame of mind. They're like the plague. The Black Plague.
3. 2016-04-22 at 1:09 AM UTC in family
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

   I pity the fool that doesn't have a hot hebe cousin.

   
   One day your cousin and all your other victims are going to grow up (read: be old enough to drive) and you're going to be a sad, lonely little man. A tater with no tots is at least still a tater.
4. 2016-04-22 at 1:05 AM UTC in fix ya damn urls son
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   Kek
5. 2016-04-22 at 1:02 AM UTC in Password Recovery Not Working
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   I don't know who fails harder, the OP or this site's "Administrator." Probably the latter since he supposedly gets paid for this level of competency.
6. 2016-04-22 at 12:49 AM UTC in millenials are 81-96
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   I'm an equal opportunity complainer. If you're a bum, a mooch, or someone who otherwise wants me to take care of you while you don't bother to take of yourself (or you just make poor choices on how you take care of yourself), I'll complain about you.
7. 2016-04-22 at 12:46 AM UTC in I hate MOON PERSONs, specifically the type of person who posts on reddit.
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   Get better friends.
8. 2016-04-18 at 4:27 AM UTC in Is it too late to be an astronaut?
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   [FONT=Helvetica Neue][SIZE=16px]Bill Nye applies to be a NASA astronaut every few years, but he's always rejected. I suggest you study Bill Nye's tactics and then do the opposite. [/SIZE][/FONT]
9. 2016-04-18 at 1:29 AM UTC in Do you think I'm cute?
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   You're fucking adorable.
10. 2016-04-17 at 9:10 PM UTC in Bill Nye "the bullshit" Guy
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    [FONT=UICTFontTextStyleBody][SIZE=17px]He's just a stooge, planted by the government. His funding from his educational videos has dried up, so he accepted the role of propagandist and disinformationist in an attempt for the machine to garner more power and control the slaves. Our generation's draw to him from the nostalgia of our youth brings a false sense of credibility to his arguments.[/SIZE][/FONT]
11. 2016-04-17 at 7:14 PM UTC in I miss being an autistic, evil spaz with a new hero every day.
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    sploo, this perhaps may be the most lucid I've seen you be in a while. Good job.
    
    Enter may be onto something; it may be time to drop the gimmicks.
12. 2016-04-14 at 1:48 PM UTC in Pulled the trigger on a Learjet 85 lease today
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    A lease is a horrible financial mistake, Captain FAILcon. I pity the fool.
13. 2016-04-13 at 7:32 PM UTC in Do Gay Men Grow Beards Even Though They're Supposed to be a Woman?
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    There are some serious gender assignment and sexual identity issues going on up in here.
14. 2016-04-13 at 7:26 PM UTC in Ive gotten written up twice at work this week
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    That moment when you realize you fail at even being a basic pizza delivery boy.
15. 2016-04-13 at 1:27 AM UTC in ATTN: Captain FAILcon
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    I love capitalism.
16. 2016-04-13 at 1:20 AM UTC in Does anyone here think I'm not autistic?
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Don't dismiss your behavior by seeking the diagnosis of having a mental disorder. Your life is your fault. You're not autistic. You're lazy.
    
    Get off your ass and find a way to motivate yourself. No one is going to do it for you.
    
    What do you want to get out of life? If you're not happy with your circumstances, then change them.
    
    It starts with a goal. Begin with the end in mind. Then do it.
17. 2016-04-12 at 12:26 AM UTC in burned out faggots
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

    Lol are you kidding me? I have an honorable discharge from the military, just got accepted to transfer to one of the top 10 schools in the country for my major (engineering), exercise regularly and in general am pretty happy, all while sometimes doing drugs. So what have you moved on to? I bet you're a junkie

    
    Far from being a junkie. Drugs never interested me for some reason.
    
    That's good you're not a junkie. Why do you wish to associate with them so much? They're really not hard to find.
18. 2016-04-11 at 11:52 PM UTC in Captain Falcons tryhard antics cuck the dick out of this wesbite
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Captain FAILcon
19. 2016-04-11 at 11:49 PM UTC in burned out faggots
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Burned out on being a junkie? Most people grew up and/or got on with their lives.
    
    Do you enjoy wasting your life? Do you enjoy wasting away? Do you enjoy wasting my time?
    
    That's the best thing about this thread. It's a waste of time. A time waste. Like a junkie.
20. 2016-04-09 at 9:08 PM UTC in Galileo was a disinfo agent?
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Bill Krozby is a disinfo agent.