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2016-04-09 at 9 PM UTC in A Poor People Love StoryI like that plot twist.
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2016-04-08 at 5:38 AM UTC in Well, i'm fucked...
So tonight I got drunk and went out car hoppin just looking for change/money/drugs, and I came up on a car that someone left the keys in…so I drove off with it. Drove around, stole out of a few more cars and jacked a 40oz, and then I did something stupid… I wound up in a plaza and I uh…*sigh* I dropped a 12 pack of diet of pepsi that I found in the trunk on the gas and sent it crashing into some store/suite of the plaza…yeah, I know, I probably shouldn't have done that… anyways, afterwards (somehow miraculously not getting stopped on the walk back home) After thinking about what a crazy night that was, I remembered that I forgot to wipe down my fingerprints in the car… Nice knowing you guys, i'm in a fuckton of trouble… I guess i'll flee right after submitting this, go on the run for a little while, hide out in an abandoned house or something, I dunno… *sigh* Ah shit…
Quoted for evidence.
You know what I like to do after I commit multiple felonies? Confess, in detail, the crimes I did by posting it to a public forum.
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2016-04-08 at 2:13 AM UTC in What do you do when not on NISSurely somebody around here does something...
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2016-04-08 at 2:12 AM UTC in Is doing a cuck the male equivalent of doing a rape?So, sploo, are admitting that you wanted to make sweet, passionate, big black dick love to me when you cuck'd me?
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2016-04-08 at 12:44 AM UTC in Best Leg Workout EverSexual activity burns so many more calories than several traditional workouts. That's why there are so many fatties on this site.
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2016-04-08 at 12:43 AM UTC in don't try peeling and orange with your fingerPussy
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2016-04-08 at 12:18 AM UTC in What do you do when not on NISWhat do you guys do when you're not shitposting on NIS, or is that all you do?
I come here in hopes of finding something exciting, but it's usually the same ole shitposting. That's fine if that's all you want to do here, but I'm curious, do you do anything else?
What are your passions? Where is your energy focused? Sharing is caring. -
2016-04-07 at 5:15 AM UTC in I made a VblogThat wallpaper though
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2016-04-06 at 1:06 AM UTC in Would you take part in a government & media hoax for millions and new identity?Yes. People do a lot more for a lot less every day.
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2016-04-06 at 1:03 AM UTC in I'm so fucking amMMAMAMAZINGI am sofa king we todd did
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2016-04-05 at 1:33 PM UTC in Trying to get a record for Lamborghinis in my Lamborghini accountOkay, Tai Lopez.
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2016-04-05 at 3:57 AM UTC in Age is just a number...I expected more pedos in this thread.
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2016-04-05 at 3:50 AM UTC in I completely understand the universe.There is no spoon.
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2016-04-05 at 3:49 AM UTC in Has anyone here ever dealt with occultism?You imply that you don't have to because of your state of being. Does your realization of such a state as yours, then, qualify you as a student of occultism? Perhaps a scholar?
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2016-04-05 at 3:45 AM UTC in Has anyone here ever dealt with alcoholism?
I don't think I'm being particularly defensive, you called me out by name as "being on the bottom floor". I think you're wrong and I gave a reason why. How is that defensive?
If you feel like your lifestyle choices don't interfere with your basic functionality, then it's all good. You don't even need to justify yourself. All I have to go off of is what you've revealed about yourself, so who am I to thrust a significant diagnosis at you.
However, your inquisition about me being an "AA zombie" was defensive in nature. If you had simply responded with logic and/or reason, then I wouldn't have concluded what I had. But your immediate response had neither. -
2016-04-05 at 1:47 AM UTC in TFW My offshore accounts are registered to a shell companyI'll amuse you here, Captain FAILcon, and nerd out with you. I listened to a podcast recently about how to set up a fake shell company, and it's surprisingly easy. You can even hire a fake board of directors to represent you and keep your name off of virtually all paperwork.
Just be weary because several countries/companies do report the incorporation to the United States IRS, or the legal mafia. Your anonymity in the public eye is still preserved, but it's not fun when the government decides that you owe them money. -
2016-04-05 at 1:37 AM UTC in Imagine how much chaos would ensue...
what exactly do you think would happen if one shoots a gas tank?
hint: not a whole helluva lot other than some spilt gizzeline…
ever stuffed a rag into a cars gas filling hole and lit it?
guess what happens…
I said shoot the gas cans, not tank. Even if all it did were shoot flaming spouts of gasoline onto the occupant, there would still be some grandeur in that.
And no, I've never stuffed a rag into a car's gas filling hole and lit it. Have you? -
2016-04-04 at 8:40 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition@hydromorphone: didn't you say you were going to kill yourself?
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2016-04-04 at 8:37 PM UTC in Too many poor people on this site
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2016-04-04 at 8:37 PM UTC in ATTN: Captain FAILconHonestly, if this guy is as good as he claims to be, I might hit him up for some investment advice since I have been dabbling in a few markets myself. However, I mostly think he's full of shit.
Feel free to prove me wrong, Captain FAILcon.