Posts by Elbow

2024-05-16 at 4:54 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by ner vegas Hez is now claiming to be using 5kg rockets attached to suicide drones so they can target targets on the way to their targets

2024-05-16 at 3:28 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy It was an accident. they meant to use helium but it was unavailable because the US wouldn't sell it to them. or some shit

it wasn't an accident. blimps were all over the place back then, and yet there were news crews on the ground just WAITING to record it and say "oooh the humanity" as it burst into flames. "a blimp is landing in a field, better go fucking record that" NO. blimps were commonplace. it was not newsworthy.

it was a plausibly deniable attack perpetrated for propagandistic purposes.

2024-05-16 at 6:14 AM UTC in The electricity stopped working

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by Bradley Or you can just keep jerking it bro you got internet on your phone and can charge it at the park, just go to the park and jerk off and when the y say "Sir what are you doing?" say "My power went out at home" and keep masturbating

they'll understand

a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

2024-05-15 at 8:05 PM UTC in My friend is going to something very very bad

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by Bradley bro I love narcaning people that don't need to be narcaned. I've only done it a couple times but I really enjoy doing it.

then i'm sure you can learn to love snitching on people you think don't need to be snitched on

2024-05-15 at 7:49 PM UTC in My friend is going to something very very bad

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by Bradley These are moral bad things

Sounds like you already know what you should do.

(Also the thing about it being funny in the same way hitting a junkie with narcan is funny? That's still true.)

2024-05-15 at 7:43 PM UTC in My friend is going to something very very bad

Elbow African Astronaut

Or, different tack, you should snitch on him because it's funny in exactly the same way that hitting a junkie with narcan is funny. Just the price for being a retard.

2024-05-15 at 7:41 PM UTC in My friend is going to something very very bad

Elbow African Astronaut

You should not keep company with ne'er-do-wells to begin with, and if you should find yourself in the company of such people by some act of happenstance you should maintain your loyalty to society first and foremost. Your friend is a part of that society too, and if he has gone astray then he needs correction so he can continue being a part of that greater whole.

And if you can't do it for society, do it for your friend. Letting your friend commit crimes is like letting your friend fatally OD. It sucks getting hit with narcan, it sucks being arrested, but criminality is fatal to the soul like fentanyl is fatal to the body. 😤

2024-05-15 at 12:24 PM UTC in The electricity stopped working

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by Grimace Do like we did in prison. Set a fan behind a big ass bowl of ice cubes and set that whole thing up right in front of your face.

instructions unclear

i'm blowing the 50 degree celsius exhaust from my pc in my face and suffering from severe heat stroke

2024-05-15 at 12:19 PM UTC in Why is this Racist?

Elbow African Astronaut

2024-05-15 at 10:56 AM UTC in my sleep skeddy is fucked

Elbow African Astronaut

i want x rated tips, not pg tips

2024-05-15 at 9:09 AM UTC in my sleep skeddy is fucked

Elbow African Astronaut

i made a cuppa

2024-05-15 at 8:25 AM UTC in my sleep skeddy is fucked

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by ner vegas teabag him

woe, for i do not have teabags anymore

2024-05-15 at 8:04 AM UTC in my sleep skeddy is fucked

Elbow African Astronaut

scron is asleep and im awake

its so lonely and boring

2024-05-15 at 7:47 AM UTC in The electricity stopped working

Elbow African Astronaut

our ac is borked and has been for weeks, i feel your pain MM

2024-05-15 at 5:43 AM UTC in Now this is Varg posting

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by Donald Trump Every single thing Varg and Marie Cachet have posted is correct.

2024-05-15 at 5:28 AM UTC in Anyone who's into anime or weird Japanese shit after the aged of 18

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by ner vegas it'd be bad enough if they were just loadmancers but wtf is with the kid's fetish pants

most of that fight takes place after he gets stuck in the loadmancer's goo, which he escapes by removing most of his clothes. he has a big tiddy tutor who is in love with him. it is (entirely softcore, straight) shota. if you can look past all the women in the show yearning for a 7 year old's schmeat tho, it's fun.

2024-05-15 at 5:02 AM UTC in Anyone who's into anime or weird Japanese shit after the aged of 18

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by Elbow

that's a little boy btw 😤

only a sicko cud watch this

on the real tho dainanaoji is great

2024-05-15 at 4:21 AM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by ner vegas

armor attack compilation

first video is cool, they either tunneled into a tank depot or knew where the IDF was going to set one up and killed at least two MERKAVAs with mines

2024-05-14 at 4:45 PM UTC in Now this is Varg posting

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by ner vegas no I fully believe 6 million j'ews were killed by lethal roller coasters and masturbation machines

rightly so

2024-05-14 at 4:18 PM UTC in Now this is Varg posting

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by ner vegas most likely exaggerated as atrocity propaganda like everything else, but sure

ziggers reduced to running cover for the real atrocities committed by stalin-era soviet russia smh

fuckin commie

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