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Posts by Elbow

  1. Elbow African Astronaut
    you should honestly lose your irish citizenship if you're simping for russia in this conflict. the donbass is basically ulster, and you're sucking russo dick. legitimately disgusted.
  2. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Russian administered part of the Donbass.

    Wow, how'd the Russians end up administrating?

    Originally posted by Donald Trump It could have been so easily avoided

    "So much could have been avoided if Ukraine simply bent over and grabbed their ankles like a good little whore" is such cucked bullshit. Seoinínism at its finest, honestly. Wouldn't wanna fight for unification or anything, best to just let the English have the north, eh? Pathetic.
  3. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra

    guy's going to have a training accident

    ***oh I thought all the tweets were one image, on phone at the moment so reloading them all is a pain

    https://sonar21.com/us-army-vet-from-iowa-rats-out-ukrainian-corruption/

    Man reading the comments on that is fucked. A bunch of self-styled neo-revolutionary American patriot chucklefucks saying they hope this dude - their countryman, mind - dies. That he's fighting on the "wrong side". These niggers would suck Ivan's dick for a pallet of C4 to kick off their little boogaloo shindig, and then leave without the C4.
  4. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Lol

    Ok dr evil

    A couple million isnt shit its 2023

    a "couple million" in liquid assets is modest wealth. i know my fellow modestly wealthy people. i also know chumps when i see them. most people can see a chump a mile away because they rub shoulders with chumps all day every day. well, its no different with wealth: when you rub shoulders with the wealthy, you can see them a mile away. speedy parker is not one of us. you certainly are not one of us either. 4 million is chump change to bezos and musk, but 4 million would also change your chump life. sucks to suck.

  5. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    "retiree roid junkie dies of heart problems, vax likely culprit"
  6. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I know it hurts you that others have done well.

    im a multimillionaire, bub. i know a thing or two about money, and people with money. 'real recognizes real' as the african americans say, and i don't recognize you. you're just words on a screen. anyone can lie like that, kid.

  7. Elbow African Astronaut
    sorry ur not in a great state of mind

    hope this album i just learned about portends a change for u

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  9. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Nah, they are 200 miles away and below the ocean.

    10 is still not a lot of ANY weapon in this current age…that's we have thousands of nukes which are far more devastating than an aircraft carrier.

    Air craft carriers are more about the "ooh look at me!" to little worthless countries rather than going up against the other big boys.

    I agree that advances in weaponry have completely obsoleted a lot of the 'big boy' heavy hitters invented in the last century though - that was my point about tanks too. One hypersonic missile costs infinitely less than a fuckoff huge aircraft carrier, and one well-placed one is all it takes. Not disputing that.

    That said, 200 miles falls within the average AWACS patrol range and sortie capabilities of any CSG featuring a Ford. Maybe they sink your boat, but the crew on board the sub *really* should care - ASW is a core part of US Navy doctrine, if they get spotted they're also donezo.

    PS: 10 is a lot of a huge and hugely expensive ship that can be so easily sunk, no? Like a guy who buys 10 magic beans is buying a lot of magic beans for a guy who lives in a world where magic doesn't exist.
  10. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian. Your brain stops growing at 21 you dumb cunt

    neuroplasticity reduces with age but your brain obviously still changes over time because, y'know, memories.~

    Your brain is a muscle, use it or lose it. That never stops being true.
  11. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The hypersonic missle fired from the sub doesnt care about 50yr old AWACS

    It doesn't. The crew of the sub probably should though.
  12. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 10 isnt a lot of anything…

    I dunno, if your doctor diagnosed you with 10 simultaneous different kinds of rare cancer, you'd probably think "damn that's a lot of cancer" because relative to the 0 or 1 kinds of cancer that most people have that actually is quite a lot of cancer, you cancerous pedant.

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 1 nuclear sub could take care of all of them and still have change left to get a bag of fish and chips on the way home.



    That nuclear sub has to make it past hundreds or thousands of miles of AWACS first.
  13. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Didn't answer my question.

    How many do you consider "many"?

    10? 20?



    Poor vinny, thinks $15 a month is "many monies"

    The US has 10 Nimitz-classes and they're making 10 Gerald R. Ford-class to replace the entire fleet. That's a fuckton of aircraft carriers.

  14. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Like sure, the unrealistic beauty standard thing does cut both ways, but the idea that you can’t get a girl if you’re not up to some standard of physical attractiveness is just empirically false. My buddy in high school was really overweight and looked like a human chipmunk and that dude pulling girls left and right because he was funny/personable/sold weed. I was _salty_ about it at the time haha, but really you don’t have to be a model by any stretch and it was a good lesson to learn.

    And conversely I’ve known very good looking dudes who couldn’t get a date because they were socially awkward as hell. Honestly having a good sense of humor and being able to have a casual conversation is a better strategy for getting bitches than looks any day off the week.

    There are 30 year old virgins in this world and my goofy, awkward, tranny ass still managed to pull a couple cuties before I started whoremoans. You don't even need to be funny or able to hold a casual conversation, you just have to... uhh... 🤷‍♀️
  15. Elbow African Astronaut
    Real issue is tanks are last-century tech stemming from last-century martial philosophy, see: the smoldering ruins of Russian tanks at the start of the war. I think it's only fair that Ukraine is given the opportunity to get their shit fucked by Ivan in exactly the way they were fucking Ivan's shit a year ago.

    Originally posted by aldra tanks are tanks; they all do basically the same thing, it's mostly just a question of survivability. the point is that the characteristics of the specific ones they want limit their range and logistic ability, not to speak of maintenance and training requirements etc

    you're right, motorcycle brigades and technicals are the only sound strategy

    its like you aren't even worried about sn-risk smh
  16. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra look at the weight difference between Soviet and Russian MBTs vs those two; a base T72 is like 45 tonnes vs. almost 70.

    Soviet-era infrastructure was designed with this in mind

    Yeah, they'll fuck up roads and I wouldn't want to drive one over a bridge, like I said. But please do bear in mind, these tanks are also Soviet-era. As in, "Ukraine was literally the expected environment for the Abrams and Leopard to operate in". You know what else fucks up bridges? Explosions. Not being able to cross them was expected, regardless of weight.
  17. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Elbow

    im not saying i'd want to drive an abrams across a bridge made by slavs, especially former soviet slavs, but what the hell are you talking about? is it just that you've seen the abrams in the desert your whole life and it feels like a "desert tank" to you now or something? the leopard and the abrams are 50 years old, and the product of countries who were both very much taking into consideration that they might have to be driving said tanks through ukraine and into the USSR.

    "they'll fuck up pontoon crossings"? are you high?



    ukraine rivers are very special you see. nothing like bosnian rivers, which can be pontooned by MBTs. ukrainian river water is highly corrosive (on account of chernobyl), and as such pontoons suffer a -50% geographic debuff to structural integrity.

    "they'll obliterate roads"

    no shit. great thing about tanks:


    "b-but muh muddy springtime ukrainian weather they'll get stuck"

    yeah probably, so why the fuck not say that instead of a bunch of asinine bullshit

    (presumably because the muddy season is, as the name suggests *seasonal*, so that's barely even relevant to whether or not having tanks would do some good)
  18. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra the Abrams and Leopards (most likely candidates) are way too heavy for the region; at almost 70 tonnes they'll obliterate roads, fall through bridges and fuck up pontoon crossings



    im not saying i'd want to drive an abrams across a bridge made by slavs, especially former soviet slavs, but what the hell are you talking about? is it just that you've seen the abrams in the desert your whole life and it feels like a "desert tank" to you now or something? the leopard and the abrams are 50 years old, and the product of countries who were both very much taking into consideration that they might have to be driving said tanks through ukraine and into the USSR.

    "they'll fuck up pontoon crossings"? are you high?



    ukraine rivers are very special you see. nothing like bosnian rivers, which can be pontooned by MBTs. ukrainian river water is highly corrosive (on account of chernobyl), and as such pontoons suffer a -50% geographic debuff to structural integrity.

    "they'll obliterate roads"

    no shit. great thing about tanks:

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    smoking that purpleamajama x zamabamabingbong hybrid. its indices dominate, but still gives some good energetic saliva undertones.
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