Posts by Elbow

1. 2025-01-10 at 2:54 PM UTC in What kind of CIA shit are Far Cry games about?
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   5 was honestly the best. Schizo white guy forms a doomsday cult and is completely vindicated.
   
   
2. 2025-01-10 at 6:14 AM UTC in Truckergut will be showing us how she used to be super thin.
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rough Rider

   
   how did you get this pic of me
3. 2025-01-08 at 6:39 PM UTC in Accidentally said "yo" instead of hello when buying cigarettes yesterday
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rough Rider I'm gonna treat my cock like a highlighter and your ass like your ass

   
   there's something wrong with you yo
4. 2025-01-08 at 3:30 PM UTC in Accidentally said "yo" instead of hello when buying cigarettes yesterday
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   there's nothing wrong with that yo
5. 2025-01-08 at 12:04 AM UTC in Truckergut will be showing us how she used to be super thin.
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Crispy Well fralalallaa, im 78lbs now. Better start to losin those crispys

   
   phew. stay off shedtwt, or you're going to become a self-correcting problem.
6. 2025-01-07 at 5:07 AM UTC in I hate disturbing freshly fallen snow.
   

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7. 2025-01-06 at 2:42 AM UTC in "Put your hands in the air and take off your underwear"
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   bradley the typa nigga to ask if you wanna see a magic trick
   
   
8. 2025-01-05 at 7:21 PM UTC in Best pet liserd
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   idk brandon i think bearded dragons are prety cool
   
   
   
   apparently they're feisty little shitters n i love that
9. 2025-01-05 at 5:57 AM UTC in Honey
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Semiazas Yeah, I don't how much you know but they were paying companies to hide coupons from the user. Like if target had 5% off and 15% off deals, they would hide the 15

   
   thats some shady ass shit
10. 2025-01-05 at 5:41 AM UTC in Honey
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    I can't remember if I actually downloaded it or just saw someone using it, but I came away with the impression that all it did was try to apply every coupon code in existence in the vain hope that one would stick.
11. 2025-01-05 at 5:39 AM UTC in Honey
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    I might have used it for like 3 seconds before realizing it was just as effective as googling for coupon codes. Which is to say completely ineffective 99.99999% of the time.
12. 2025-01-05 at 2:25 AM UTC in Found something amazing
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    the internet is a beautiful place full of beautiful people
13. 2025-01-04 at 6:47 AM UTC in Would you drink a pisstini? (Non alcoholic)
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    Would you?
    
    
14. 2025-01-04 at 1:50 AM UTC in wut did u dream about last night
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Landy Pamm This is horseshit. You just want us to say what we dreamed to see if your science trickery is working on us with your projections in sleep

    
    i mean, we can project stuff into your head but it's not like we can read your minds haha you're right. i'll have to let the project lead know you're onto him.
15. 2025-01-04 at 1:48 AM UTC in wut did u dream about last night
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human DNA is found in 80% of hotdogs.

    
    IT WAS ME, SPECTRAL! I'VE BEEN BUSTING MY NUT INTO THE OSCAR MEYER VAT THE WHOLE TIME!
    
    
16. 2025-01-03 at 1:42 AM UTC in Teslas are really dumb af
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    
    
    this thing looks like it drove out of a racing game from 1996 and i think that's beautiful
17. 2024-12-31 at 3:07 AM UTC in This Thread is a Christmas Checkpoint
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
18. 2024-12-30 at 3:09 AM UTC in Jimmy Carter
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ner vegas what is it with GAYS and WORMS

    
    GAYS love and worship the WORMS, that's why they were so opposed to ivermectin during COVID. the worms inside them wouldn't let them take the horse dewormer. tragic.
19. 2024-12-30 at 2:50 AM UTC in The great replacement
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ner vegas you couldn't replace a light bulb

    
    sure she can
    
    she holds it in place and the world revolves around her
20. 2024-12-30 at 2:42 AM UTC in Jimmy Carter
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    im drunk