Posts by Elbow

1. 2025-01-21 at 1:54 PM UTC in Cute or abomination?
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   coons are the best i love coons they have grippy hands just like people but everyone knows coons aren't people
2. 2025-01-19 at 7:01 PM UTC in Truckergut Frala says it's gross to not eat butter and oil
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fluttershy Canned chicken breast, canned salsa, and frozen vegetables. All unseasoned and cooked vi microwave.
   Imagine what kind of fatass wouldn’t want to eat that!!!!

   
   it's a commendably huwhite dinner
3. 2025-01-19 at 4:17 PM UTC in If HTS and Scron were one person
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Elbow >Speedy just learning about the existence of Chris-chan, the most documented human being in all of history

   
   tbc I don't think this is like, bad.
   
   I just think it's cute. It's honestly kinda like someone being like "whoa have you guys ever heard of this Adolf Hitler guy?"
4. 2025-01-19 at 4:16 PM UTC in If HTS and Scron were one person
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   >Speedy just learning about the existence of Chris-chan, the most documented human being in all of history
5. 2025-01-17 at 7:43 PM UTC in POF isn't free anymore
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Semiazas I'm non religious.

   
   Have you considered accepting Jesus Christ as your personal savior? 🙏
6. 2025-01-17 at 6:43 PM UTC in POF isn't free anymore
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   have u considered going to church and finding a good girl and settling down and starting a family and having a good wholesome life
7. 2025-01-17 at 11:07 AM UTC in You guys are about as interesting as a closet of file cabinets
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   rip shambolam
8. 2025-01-15 at 8:11 PM UTC in Would you fuck your own self?
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Semiazas What's wrong with butt stuff? It doesn't have to be with a dude. You can do it with a girl or yourself. You seem a little repressed

   Originally posted by Fluttershy Butt stuff is awesome lol

   Originally posted by Crispy Just clean yourself and its not disgusting

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Not if you use a high powered rectal hose first
   
   Or maybe you are just the most pure one here and we are all fucked up degenerates

   
   
   POOP
   
   COMES
   
   FROM
   
   THERE
   
   
   even if there isn't a detectable amount of poop there because of enemas or something its gross
   
   i didnt always feel this way! on some level, i get it. but im a lot less horny now that im in my 30s and down a pair of testicles. the overwhelming sexual urges which once overpowered my better judgment are no longer present to blind me to the DISGUSTING nature of butt stuff
9. 2025-01-15 at 7:31 PM UTC in Would you fuck your own self?
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Semiazas You've never tried them

   
   butt stuff is gross and also the troon in question here is definitely disgusting trust me
10. 2025-01-15 at 7:09 PM UTC in Would you fuck your own self?
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    god no troons are disgusting
11. 2025-01-14 at 9:06 PM UTC in What's wrong with people on this site? Kafka has a "kill list" she sent me?
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Or maybe because you admitted the obvious already.

    
    imma keep it 💯 wit u speedy that really doesnt matter on this forum like it is no obstacle at all you can just gaslight, gatekeep, and girlboss ur way thru it and still annoy the shit out of people with zero issues
12. 2025-01-14 at 11:28 AM UTC in If you're not a Nazi by now, you're not very bright
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ner vegas oh lol, that reminds me, there's a primarily (Shia) Muslim chat I'm in on Telegram, and when I first joined there was a Finnish white racist mod with the tag Mr. AG. he was kind of like Bradley; he'd constantly be drunk and send me nonsense voice messages talking about how he wished he was a Muslim because Jihad seemed like a lot of fun, how the Old Testament wasn't J*wish and that I was J*wish for suggesting it etc. he'd regularly threaten to kill himself when he was blackout, never did it but nuked his tg account one day.
    
    a year later someone sends me a news article:
    
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp8l9gpp8yro.amp
    https://redflare.info/articles/mrag-mixed-race-finnish-neo-nazi-behind-uks-race-riots/
    
    the guy's half black and eventually went to jail for terrorism and hate crimes because he was running a tg chat supporting the UK riots at the time, posting documents on arson and improvised weapons.
    
    
    
    WHITE POWER

    
    god i love the internet
13. 2025-01-14 at 10:37 AM UTC in Patriarchy caused the trans issue
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Yes, it's a term mainly used in incel spaces. It means "short guy" basically.

    
    Short King is the preferred nomenclature.
14. 2025-01-14 at 10:35 AM UTC in If you're not a Nazi by now, you're not very bright
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Or can I?
    
    

    
    
15. 2025-01-14 at 3:31 AM UTC in Requesting a custom user title
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    "African Astronaut (banned)" would be my personal preference.
16. 2025-01-13 at 8:12 PM UTC in If you're not a Nazi by now, you're not very bright
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
17. 2025-01-13 at 5:42 PM UTC in If you're not a Nazi by now, you're not very bright
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Dirtbag Only a civil war can save America at this point. MAGA are all Russian sympathisers and domestic terrorists.

    
    You're working yourself up into a tizzy again and I highly recommend taking a breather, maybe going for a walk. Wouldn't want you disappearing for another 3 worrisome weeks, where we're all forced to speculate about what horrible fate must have befallen you.
18. 2025-01-13 at 4:16 PM UTC in If you're not a Nazi by now, you're not very bright
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    As a longstanding member of The Hermetic Order of Hermaphrodites for Hitler, I agree.
19. 2025-01-11 at 7:02 PM UTC in Your thoguhts here guys?
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    god works in mysterious ways
20. 2025-01-11 at 7:02 PM UTC in Your thoguhts here guys?
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    its kind of crazy to me that the traumatized victims of child molestation and child molesters both paint in the same style