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Posts by Elbow

  1. Elbow Yung Blood
    i could have a rocket travelling in atmosphere at mach 7 (as long as the material science boys know what they're doing) and park it in your living room from the other side of the globe, i am basically a wizard
  2. Elbow Yung Blood
    Originally posted by aldra high impulse fuel and guidance systems where sensors don't work because the projectile is enveloped in plasma would like a word

    sensors only dont work because of plasma if they rely on principles involving electromagnetism this is trivial to work around using internal gyroscopes, gravitational maps, and gravity sensors smh
  3. Elbow Yung Blood
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On the original &Temple of the Screaming Electron BBS, we would teach you how to build a nuclear bomb, step by step.

    i probably found totse looking for this, i used to be super interested in that.

    except when i found totse it probably looked like this



    fuckin web 1.0 lookin ass

    which meant i didn't start posting there until my buddy reintroduced me to the site like 3 years later.
  4. Elbow Yung Blood
    Originally posted by aldra a fairly small force numbering less than 150k

    so basically what the US sent into Iraq

    except Russia has half the population the US does, so it deployed twice as many troops relative to that figure

    in what sense is that "fairly small"
  5. Elbow Yung Blood
    he straight up ate a kilo of chocolate in like 3 days im worried for his pancreas
  6. Elbow Yung Blood
    Originally posted by RIPtotse https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/ecstasy-pills-featuring-prime-minister-jacinda-arderns-name-for-sale/AAFICMYRMVQJTZJFD2337ADQWE/

    "The pink pills of Class-B methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA) are being sold for around $30-$40 each, the Herald understands."

    I wouldn't even do Class-A methylenedioxymethamphetamine. I'd only even consider doing the finest Class-S methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
  7. Elbow Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Ghost Do Bundy



    Yeah it hurts

    it only hurts because you havent eaten real food in like 10 months and look like a holocaust survivor just liberated from the camps you scrawny fuk

    I KEPT TELLING YOU TO EAT
  8. Elbow Yung Blood
    he's still real tuff
  9. Elbow Yung Blood
    uh oh it was staaaaged
  10. Elbow Yung Blood
    Originally posted by aldra

    i want one

    although i recognize the shape of their ears and it is the extremely cute shape of danger

  11. Elbow Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Lanny Damn, so no sexy lumberjacks? Sounds like SF wins again

    SF's sexy lumberjacks are mere shadows cast on the wall of the American cave system - shadows created by the brilliant rainbow incandescence of Canada's overwhelming innate homosexuality and abundance of natural resources.
  12. Elbow Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Lanny IDK, like definitionally if you’re gonna swing a cat and hit 30 of the regional cliche then blockchain zen techbros aren’t the worst you can do. At least they bring along good restaurants, bars, and assorted technological wank like governors or whatever. Rednecks have more personality to be sure but the lack of good ethnic food and the threat of drunken violence eat into that a bit.

    Idk, what have y’all got? No more draft dodgers so… lumberjacks? Hockey players? I do like a burly man in plaid but I could arrange to be in that sort of company in SF as well

    Rednecks don't need "ethnic food", their native cuisine is so good that it's essentially the de facto American food - BBQ, fried chicken, etc. Sure there's the threat of drunken violence in redneck territory, but then there's also no threat of stepping in a pile of a homeless person's shit and finding a surprise toy inside - a dirty AIDS needle that pierced the sole of your shoe.

    Also, we have uhhh... depends on the province. For BC these days it's probably Chinese people, not lumberjacks. For Alberta it's boomers who think they're from Texas or 23 year old oil field workers high on cocaine. For Saskatchewan and Manitoba, it's nothing (you could swing a dead cat the size of Rhode Island and not hit anybody or anything: not a tree, a person, or even a hill. For Ontario it's genderqueer polyamorous urbanite bugpeople and walking Letterkenny stereotypes. For Quebec, you'd get arrested for swinging a dead cat instead of un chat mort. And in the Maritime provinces it's an unemployed fisherman or some guy with an accent so thick you're not sure what he does or if he's even speaking English.
  13. Elbow Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Obbe

    Bunch of fucking retards. California has the same problem. "Hmm, this arid desert landscape's soil has great drainage. I have a great idea... let's open a vineyard and grow succulent, juicy grapes!"

    California somehow turned itself into America's breadbasket (or fresh fruit basket, I guess), and when you look at the regions responsible for growing like 30% of the fresh Strawberries in America from space, it's fucking beige. And these ag concerns have the audacity to sponsor Immortan Joe style PR campaigns with billboards and advertisements telling people not to drink too much water. Jesus fuck.



    A huge solution to the water crises these southern, FUCKING DESERT STATES are facing is... I don't know... stop trying to grow fucking acres of watermelons in a place that'd naturally be lucky to see a dusty shrub or two.
  14. Elbow Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Now…if you had 150 Cadbury's Creme eggs for $15…then that would be something else! 😍

    imagine liking cadbury's chocolate, having the entire cadbury's lineup to choose from, and choosing fucking creme eggs

  15. Elbow Yung Blood
    Or just... not get arrested. Swinging dead cats around in SF has a habit of getting you arrested unless you're homeless.
  16. Elbow Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Lanny We don’t take it personally, we know the rest of the country is just jealous because they’re poor

    Being poor is a small price to pay if it means living somewhere where you can swing a dead cat and not end up hitting 30 white vegan buddhist tech bros with AI startups using deep learning algorithms and block chain technology plus proprietary hardware to make entering a meditative trance easier for the layperson.
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  18. Elbow Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson US women cost a premium though on the white slave market. Polish/East Euro ones are like bargain basement.

    OPEC guys wanting to conquer the petrodollar whores makes sense.
  19. Elbow Yung Blood
    Originally posted by aldra from a kit or building from scratch? because the latter would be cool but adjusting/calibrating it would be a bastard

    i never know what 'from scratch' means

    its ship of theseus-tier

    like

    "making fried chicken from scratch"

    what does that even mean

    are you raising the chicken? growing wheat and milling it into flour? are you globetrotting to find the requisite herbs and spices? scratch that, are you god? did you make chickens? did you make wheat? like conceptually?


    okay this is a terrible example but like, i just mean when you say "making a telescope from scratch" does that involve making the lenses? making the glass to make the lenses? that last bit is probs a bit much but like if you get glass blanks you have to polish into a lens, that feels like a "kit"

    really in this case its the juxtaposition of 'from a kit' with 'from scratch' like im trying to envision what making a telescope without making it from a kit would look like and it involved a lot of glassblowing or at least grinding/polishing.
  20. Elbow Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They like to talk to all white women, not specifically Polish ones, it's your general obsession with Poland that makes you think that. Given a choice I bet those Arabs would prefer a white American girl over a Polish one.

    they prefer the girls in whatever country they're currently in, because knocking up white women is conquest and muslims are natural born conquerors and masters of the world
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