Posts by Elbow

1. 2025-02-23 at 4:55 PM UTC in wut did u dream about last night
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Dirtbag I had a bad dream that AFD won and my dad tried to gaslight me about why it was okay

   
   but it would be okay, kafka
2. 2025-02-22 at 12:08 AM UTC in Kash Patel Confirmed as FBI Director
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   omg le epic based brown guy is going Save America from the Deep State
3. 2025-02-19 at 6:58 PM UTC in Plane Crashes at Toronto
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Dirtbag I don't get why men mock women for looking glam then then complain that women don't dress feminine. I wear nails like those and get lash extensions and it doesn't make me less competent.

   
   its not mocking women it's mocking the uhh exaggerated swagger of a black teen
4. 2025-02-19 at 3:38 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: infinityshocks legendary lance lambasted lanny the lusty lactovegetetarians lovely lubricated loophole like a locomotive limboing a little liserds lalapalooza, luckily leaving the lass lobotomized
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   i wish lanny would stop banning u but i also wish u would stop making ur username really long
5. 2025-02-18 at 9:30 PM UTC in Crispy’s Education. The Influence Certain Individuals Have.
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Crispy I’d be fine if I had drugs in my body that make me high without me having to take all of my drugs and see the amount of drugs that I have go down. I think it would be great, a good life, just automatic drugs

   
   you're clearly a very bright young person u shud invent this
6. 2025-02-18 at 8:53 PM UTC in Crispy’s Education. The Influence Certain Individuals Have.
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   there's two ways to not leave someone behind. bush probably intended "no child left behind" to imply "bring the retarded kid with you", but everything i hear about school in america these days seems like in practice it became "nobody can leave the retarded kid's side" and students just academically perish together in a sea of nogs
   
   sorry ur edumacation is fukked op im sure u'll be fine gifted kids like u have bright futures ahead of them hahahaha
7. 2025-02-18 at 6:22 PM UTC in J*ws J*wing J*ws: Miami Gunplay Edition
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina why do you always have to use phallus surrogates

   
   because much like the jew in question, finny is packing 5.7mm
8. 2025-02-18 at 12:49 PM UTC in Plane Crashes at Toronto
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   the autopilot was set to australia
9. 2025-02-18 at 12:47 PM UTC in Request
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Elbow der ewige kafka
   
   edit: this is my 1776th post and im considering switching accounts for America (which donald trump is making great again) 🫡

   
   nevermind i love america but im too lazy to make a new account
10. 2025-02-17 at 8:04 PM UTC in Request
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    der ewige kafka
    
    edit: this is my 1776th post and im considering switching accounts for America (which donald trump is making great again) 🫡
11. 2025-02-17 at 7:51 PM UTC in J*ws J*wing J*ws: Miami Gunplay Edition
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina 17 shots ?
    
    glock ?
    
    how unbecoming of a jéw

    
    jews are wealthy so it was obviously an fn five-seven
    
    neither the pistol nor the ammo are outside of der ewige jude's price point
12. 2025-02-17 at 5:49 PM UTC in Hey Lon Lon-Chon
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood No, we should develop mind reading technology and break into peoples houses to murder them.

    
    MURDERER!
13. 2025-02-17 at 5:46 PM UTC in Hey Lon Lon-Chon
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker No pedo is cool

    
    As long as they ain't diddling any kids they're Cool in my books, tbh. Like... I get the urge to murder people who've wronged me sometimes, but I don't do it. It'd be weird to treat me like a murderer just for having the thought, you know?
14. 2025-02-17 at 5:22 PM UTC in J*ws J*wing J*ws: Miami Gunplay Edition
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    didnt realize miami was cool like that
    
15. 2025-02-17 at 10:14 AM UTC in Hey Lon Lon-Chon
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Sophie was a vile piece of shit but he wasn't stupid. Kafka is stupid.

    
    Sophie was a Cool Dude, just prone to hysterically making threats when peeved.
16. 2025-02-17 at 9:26 AM UTC in Hey Lon Lon-Chon
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sophie One more fucking retard remark out of you Brad, and i'll make you regret it. And i don't make idle threats motherfucker.

    
    see sophie is kafka
    
    thats such a kafka thing to say
    
    hahaha
17. 2025-02-17 at 2:14 AM UTC in Huge Melee tournament this weekend
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    melee tournament, you say?
    
    
18. 2025-02-16 at 12:31 PM UTC in What direction do you see our community going in?
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    
    
    Which direction do you see the water in this pond going?
19. 2025-02-16 at 10:19 AM UTC in Can't be a woman in a world that hates women
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Incessant This is so stupid. Just because your family was that way doesn’t mean all families are. My dad spent tons of money or cigarettes, alcohol, golf games, things he wanted, and my mother only spent her expendable income on us things we needed for extracurricular, sports, clothes etc.
    
    This is a subjective thing on a case by case basis.

    
    He's just saying women drive consumer spending (which is a truism - women's share of consumer spending is something like 80%), only sexist-ly and racist-ly.🤷🏻‍♀️
20. 2025-02-14 at 9:51 PM UTC in Request
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Crispy No, did you even look at the pictures? 🤣

    
    maybe she got tetanus