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2024-05-20 at 6:56 PM UTC in I think there should be a White Appreciation Day.

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by Bradley Notice how there's no jedi appreciation day??????????/

January 27.

2024-05-20 at 6:42 PM UTC in The shrek movies are shit

Elbow African Astronaut

2024-05-20 at 5:29 PM UTC in Dissociator aka Joe Zeller R.I.P.

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by ner vegas lol they used to play shitty music and steal their dads' pills together until sploo cranked roshambo's face off with the BLONGUS CUP and I think they fell out after that

if sploo had lived he was absolutely going to end up as some kind of fucked up dahmer-bundy hybrid, and as much as i miss him, it's probably for the best that he didn't live long enough to start skinning children or whatever crazy shit he was absolutely (with certainty) going to get up to as time went on

2024-05-20 at 5:23 PM UTC in Weird fact I learned today.

Elbow African Astronaut

Huwhites are Enlightened Beings, immensely morally superior to all other hominin species and subspecies. "Nigger" is a guttural utterance, utterly lacking in the aesthetic qualities befitting such a noble breed, and so we should not use it.

2024-05-20 at 5:18 PM UTC in Weird fact I learned today.

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by Michael Myers No, I meant making people of color feel like helpless victims so you can feel better about yourself. That's what white savior complex is. I think you were mistaking it for the white man's burden, those are two different concepts.

No, no, I was just making a play on words: "white savior" could theoretically mean "savior of whites". Of course my concern wasn't for the inferior races, but rather the immortal soul of the White Man being tarnished by their stooping to crass and anti-intellectual racism (like saying the N word).

2024-05-20 at 3:14 PM UTC in The shrek movies are shit

Elbow African Astronaut

You just don't get it, man. The comedy has layers. Like a parfait.

2024-05-20 at 11:19 AM UTC in So what does irans president going down in that chopper mean for the region?

Elbow African Astronaut

It means nothing. The Ayatollah - their supreme leader - is still alive. It'll be like if Kamala Harris died.

2024-05-20 at 10:22 AM UTC in I like talking to our user base on the phone

Elbow African Astronaut

I would like to know the name, date of birth, SSN, and all the numbers on the front and back of our lovely users' credit cards. I love this community so much and I think that would really bring us closer together.

2024-05-20 at 10:20 AM UTC in 🤠🐮Cow~Land🐮🤠

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by Ghost

2024-05-20 at 9:01 AM UTC in Weird fact I learned today.

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by Michael Myers White savior complex kicking in, buddy?

If by that you mean a complex around saving my fellow huwhites from the same kinds of graceless behavior I partake in, then yeah; kind of, I guess. Although I don't think it's actually within my power to save anyone. It's more... just... a lamentation of the loss of innocence, and of the fallen state of Man.

2024-05-19 at 10:37 PM UTC in What's wrong with people on this site? Kafka has a "kill list" she sent me?

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Is that some Wiccan shit?

watch mean girls its a good movie

2024-05-19 at 10:35 PM UTC in NO FUCKING WAY YOU WEIGH THAT

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by DontTellEm How tall are u?
Stop feeling sorry for yourself brother ew.

5'10½"

also i'm a troon. if i we don't feel sorry for ourselves we start yelling at people for not treating us like we're beautiful. of the two, embracing the sad reality seems preferable, both on a personal and a societal level.

2024-05-19 at 10:23 PM UTC in NO FUCKING WAY YOU WEIGH THAT

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by DontTellEm What are elbows measurements?

real bad and masculine, last i checked. i'm big, and not quite rectangular, but i'm close enough to rectangular be sad.

2024-05-19 at 7:53 PM UTC in Weird fact I learned today.

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by DontTellEm Look at these niggers SMH

dte dropping the hard r? what is the world coming to

2024-05-19 at 7:52 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by Bradley Israel made the fog. The jedis are using natural phenomena against the infidels.

jewish weather control devices are a known quantity

they were developed in the 90s alongside the jewish space lasers attested to by mtg

2024-05-19 at 11:02 AM UTC in NO FUCKING WAY YOU WEIGH THAT

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by DontTellEm Imagine being a full grown man & ur 5’10. Okay

5'10½"! 10½! IT'S DIFFERENT.

2024-05-19 at 10:48 AM UTC in NO FUCKING WAY YOU WEIGH THAT

Elbow African Astronaut

people carry their weight differently!

2024-05-19 at 10:45 AM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Russia should drop a 50mt nuclear warhead on the Pentagon.

Boomers have done their level best to destroy everything, and as they ungracefully fade from the world they poisoned with their existence, the fact that the destruction was not complete gnaws at them. They crave the full nuclear exchange they once feared.

2024-05-19 at 7:19 AM UTC in Do you think Michael Meyers has a big dick?

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by Bradley UGH why is everything you say in my threads soooooooo sexual???

ITS NOT SEXUAL (GROSS AND BAD) I EXPLICITLY SAID IT'S POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL

2024-05-19 at 7:18 AM UTC in Its the Anti-Scron

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by ner vegas maybe if we ram them together they'll both blink out of existence

why bother

half of the people involved are prone to spontaneous self-annihilation, no "ramming them together" required

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