Posts by Elbow

1. 2024-05-19 at 6:28 AM UTC in Who is your favorite female character on this forum?
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fonaplats HTS is definitely the the number 1 choice if I need someone to push a broken down truck out of the street.

   
   bruh 😭
2. 2024-05-18 at 9:03 PM UTC in Who Will Be Invited To My 21st Birthday So Far:
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You support pedophiles.

   
   I've been making monthly donations to NAMBLA since I got my first job.
3. 2024-05-18 at 8:35 PM UTC in What's wrong with people on this site? Kafka has a "kill list" she sent me?
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   you northern irish sure are a contentious people
4. 2024-05-18 at 8:33 PM UTC in Wariat exposing himself to a child ***Graphic Video***
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   wtf wariat sounds like jesse from breaking bad he isnt even polish
5. 2024-05-18 at 7:17 PM UTC in Who Will Be Invited To My 21st Birthday So Far:
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   if we wound back the clock, there is no age at which any kind of sexual relationship between them would not have been immensely morally dubious. 18 and 12, 17 and 11, 16 and 10, 15 and 9...
   
   *sigh*
   
   not like i really care that much though. it's not like this is the first person in our community to nonce around. i miss sophie and kof - the good nonces.
6. 2024-05-18 at 11:08 AM UTC in Three days without electricity
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kinks you are a goddamn pussy, awake at night is bestest

   
   the dawrk is scawy
7. 2024-05-17 at 11:54 PM UTC in Who Will Be Invited To My 21st Birthday So Far:
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   im gonna miss op he's was a good kid rip
8. 2024-05-17 at 9:31 PM UTC in is it busted ?? cant tell on my own
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Damn that sucks.
   Also pretty bad ass you just flopping your broken arm around for a week like nothing happened.
   Well if they are going to put it in a cast do everything you can to make it epic.
   I hope you ride your motorcycle to the ER.

   
   Seriously some primal shit. Some 200,000 BC humanity on display. Tough as nails, broken limbs healing all fucked up and sideways and shit. Just rawdogging the healing process. Glad you're getting it sorted kinks.
9. 2024-05-17 at 7:13 PM UTC in Now this is Varg posting
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Narc lol ^ doesn't have smart phone with data
   
   
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   I do, but it didn't even occur to me because using a smart phone is so obviously inferior to PC (or because I never go outside, so it's easy to forget).
10. 2024-05-17 at 6:31 PM UTC in Now this is Varg posting
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lanny Any man who hasn’t spent at least a week in a forest alone is a certified pussy

    
    eww why would you ever do that
    
    the woods dont have wifi
11. 2024-05-17 at 2:32 PM UTC in Hair removal creams are shit
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    
12. 2024-05-17 at 7:55 AM UTC in "Every Single Aspect Of...." How much of this is true?
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    fuck i really want to be more infuriating but my head rly hurts and i don't have it in me. suffice it to say: jews good, antisemites bad and inferior.
13. 2024-05-17 at 7:53 AM UTC in "Every Single Aspect Of...." How much of this is true?
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    disgusting behavior and abhorrent beliefs from socially maladjusted weirdos on the internet
    
    typical
    
    i am a good goy and i wont stand for this
14. 2024-05-17 at 6:54 AM UTC in "Every Single Aspect Of...." How much of this is true?
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump If you want one word to describe the "left" in the 20th Century, and you can only have one word, it's "jedi".

    
    guess what: it's the 21st century. get with the times. the left is more anti-Semitic than the right. the vile antisemitism in this thread pales in comparison to that spewed by the average leftist.
    
    ps jews are based
15. 2024-05-17 at 6:02 AM UTC in Do you want to kill yourself?
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    nah i have a headache tho
16. 2024-05-16 at 8:30 PM UTC in Geert Wilders, "far right" ziocuck, wins Dutch Election
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    
17. 2024-05-16 at 7:45 PM UTC in I was told I have cancer.
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    All those years of gay butt sex must finally be catching up to you. I'm sorry to hear that.
18. 2024-05-16 at 6:50 PM UTC in Migrant Madness breaks out in UK and Ireland as UK Government announce plans to store migrants in Rwanda
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley Wow, soon you'll go to ireland and there won't be any irish people there lol

    
    wow racist much? the only thing stopping these brave souls seeking better lives from being irish (or british!) is the intransigence of racist europeans governments elected by racist europeans. if the locals would but accept these humble refugees, they'd be more irish than the locals themselves.
19. 2024-05-16 at 6:32 PM UTC in Upset after woke German politician distributes video of himself licking public toilet
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    ypipo shit smh
20. 2024-05-16 at 5:23 PM UTC in Three days without electricity
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    Westerners should honestly engage in electricity fasting. Living without power for a month out of the year as a religious duty. God wills it.