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Posts by Elbow

  1. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley That's awful bro, call your mom

    I'm going to do that too (I have to call for other reasons anyway!), but a phone call is over the second we hit "end call", you know? An email is... well, it's not quite tangible in the sense that a paper letter is tangible, but it's... less ephemeral, I guess? Than a phone call, I mean.
  2. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator Calzone I massaged you.

    THAT

    IS NOT

    A

    FUCKING

    PAAAAAAAASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


  3. Elbow African Astronaut
    ravioli I messaged you
  4. Elbow African Astronaut
    I sent her an email reminiscing about the old days. Best I can do. I can't really afford flowers or anything.

    Hopefully she appreciates it. *shrug*
  5. Elbow African Astronaut
    If he's gone, I'm guessing it was an opiate OD. Spent 400 days in prison, no tolerance when he got out, and misjudged how big a shot he could handle or something. Only thing that tracks. Seen some articles about Horry County fentanyl epidemic too. Istg if he got free and immediately got got by fent I'mma be so mad at him.
  6. Elbow African Astronaut
    penne I messaged you
  7. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Iron Ree I never even got to see her penis


  8. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka This is why you're in Fox's friendzone, he has a lot of females orbiting him.

    >females
    omg sweaty your internalized misogyny is showing smh 💅
  9. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Im absolutely not a mean girl.

  10. Elbow African Astronaut
    dte is such a mean girl but i appreciate her because as a troon i didn't get to experience girls bullying me ruthlessly in high school
  11. Elbow African Astronaut
    Can't believe she's gone. Tranny we hardly knew ye.
  12. Elbow African Astronaut
    I got my IQ tested in a medical setting and it was 171, so I was worried I was going to have to change my twitter handle (which is a joke about me being stupid). Then my dream smash cut to Hollywood, Japan. A movie directed to cover for an assassination, guns owned credibly as "props". What a night.
  13. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fawkes The alt is already in her “leaving forever” thread it’s called “Elbow”

    I'm not sure if I want to use this one or the other one. I like schizopoasting and LARPing as a wizard, and the play on words is great. Elbow sounds cuter though. Decisions decisions. 😤

    I only ended up using this one because my schizowizard hit the daily post limit for new accounts.
  14. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kinks no one gives a shit about your damn cats @_@

    i give a shit about cats. 🙋

    cats are cute. cats pics are great. half of my twitter feed is goofy cat pics and videos. i force scron to look at like... at least 2 or 3 silly cats a day.
  15. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka If men don't want to hand over their money to women then they need to support the feminist goal of women being able to earn just as much as them.

    If women want money handed over to them by men then they need to marry men and support the patriarchal goal of homemaking and childrearing. 😤
  16. Elbow African Astronaut


    Everyone keep an eye on your towers.
  17. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Giving women money for any reason is gay af. Even at the bank or grocery store or something.

    It's literally your duty as a husband.
  18. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I do have a low EQ and the best decision I made was not making a youtube channel. It's better that I stay in a place few people find if I'm at risk of going viral.

    That's why there are cameras in your light sockets. You think you can avoid it, but they're always watching. Laughing. You are viral on thirteen other planets.
  19. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka It's so fucked and what's worse is there seems to be a lot of impressionable people here dragged in to thinking it's normal like Kinks or because their own parents weren't around like Lanny being allowed on Totse at 15 so he turns a blind eye because that's all he knows. I'm so glad I didn't migrate to the internet until I was 19, I remember what being normal was like.

    tbf i think the internet was fundamentally a different beast back when we were all on totse, and that it honestly wasn't that fucked up. sure totse was a wretched hive of scum and villainy, but like... it was moderated semi-strictly. i don't think it's weird full stop to interact with minors in a group setting like a forum, and that was pretty much the extent of the internet once upon a time.

    but like... these days... grooming your 14 year old discord kittens and stalking them on facebook is an everyday activity for some of these mfs, apparently.
  20. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ner vegas is this coming from a place of jealousy

    of course. i'd call it intrasexual competition, but... you know...
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