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Posts by Elbow

  1. Elbow African Astronaut
    i cannot fathom a healthy well adjusted adult checking the fb profile of a purported 14 year old girl from outside their family for any reason
  2. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice Pretty convincing fake then considering she has a whole family on FB along with pics of her with matching scars from what she's already shown people here

    jesus chirst. the fact that you have this much information about her is incredibly suspect.

    like how many of you nonces were talking to this girl and getting yourself entangled in her life to that degree? creeper behavior. bigly. sheeeeeesh
  3. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock More like a few hours

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  5. Elbow African Astronaut
    i could have a rocket travelling in atmosphere at mach 7 (as long as the material science boys know what they're doing) and park it in your living room from the other side of the globe, i am basically a wizard
  6. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra high impulse fuel and guidance systems where sensors don't work because the projectile is enveloped in plasma would like a word

    sensors only dont work because of plasma if they rely on principles involving electromagnetism this is trivial to work around using internal gyroscopes, gravitational maps, and gravity sensors smh
  7. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On the original &Temple of the Screaming Electron BBS, we would teach you how to build a nuclear bomb, step by step.

    i probably found totse looking for this, i used to be super interested in that.

    except when i found totse it probably looked like this



    fuckin web 1.0 lookin ass

    which meant i didn't start posting there until my buddy reintroduced me to the site like 3 years later.
  8. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra a fairly small force numbering less than 150k

    so basically what the US sent into Iraq

    except Russia has half the population the US does, so it deployed twice as many troops relative to that figure

    in what sense is that "fairly small"
  9. Elbow African Astronaut
    he straight up ate a kilo of chocolate in like 3 days im worried for his pancreas
  10. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/ecstasy-pills-featuring-prime-minister-jacinda-arderns-name-for-sale/AAFICMYRMVQJTZJFD2337ADQWE/

    "The pink pills of Class-B methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA) are being sold for around $30-$40 each, the Herald understands."

    I wouldn't even do Class-A methylenedioxymethamphetamine. I'd only even consider doing the finest Class-S methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
  11. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost Do Bundy



    Yeah it hurts

    it only hurts because you havent eaten real food in like 10 months and look like a holocaust survivor just liberated from the camps you scrawny fuk

    I KEPT TELLING YOU TO EAT
  12. Elbow African Astronaut
    he's still real tuff
  13. Elbow African Astronaut
    uh oh it was staaaaged
  14. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra

    i want one

    although i recognize the shape of their ears and it is the extremely cute shape of danger

  15. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Damn, so no sexy lumberjacks? Sounds like SF wins again

    SF's sexy lumberjacks are mere shadows cast on the wall of the American cave system - shadows created by the brilliant rainbow incandescence of Canada's overwhelming innate homosexuality and abundance of natural resources.
  16. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny IDK, like definitionally if you’re gonna swing a cat and hit 30 of the regional cliche then blockchain zen techbros aren’t the worst you can do. At least they bring along good restaurants, bars, and assorted technological wank like governors or whatever. Rednecks have more personality to be sure but the lack of good ethnic food and the threat of drunken violence eat into that a bit.

    Idk, what have y’all got? No more draft dodgers so… lumberjacks? Hockey players? I do like a burly man in plaid but I could arrange to be in that sort of company in SF as well

    Rednecks don't need "ethnic food", their native cuisine is so good that it's essentially the de facto American food - BBQ, fried chicken, etc. Sure there's the threat of drunken violence in redneck territory, but then there's also no threat of stepping in a pile of a homeless person's shit and finding a surprise toy inside - a dirty AIDS needle that pierced the sole of your shoe.

    Also, we have uhhh... depends on the province. For BC these days it's probably Chinese people, not lumberjacks. For Alberta it's boomers who think they're from Texas or 23 year old oil field workers high on cocaine. For Saskatchewan and Manitoba, it's nothing (you could swing a dead cat the size of Rhode Island and not hit anybody or anything: not a tree, a person, or even a hill. For Ontario it's genderqueer polyamorous urbanite bugpeople and walking Letterkenny stereotypes. For Quebec, you'd get arrested for swinging a dead cat instead of un chat mort. And in the Maritime provinces it's an unemployed fisherman or some guy with an accent so thick you're not sure what he does or if he's even speaking English.
  17. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Obbe

    Bunch of fucking retards. California has the same problem. "Hmm, this arid desert landscape's soil has great drainage. I have a great idea... let's open a vineyard and grow succulent, juicy grapes!"

    California somehow turned itself into America's breadbasket (or fresh fruit basket, I guess), and when you look at the regions responsible for growing like 30% of the fresh Strawberries in America from space, it's fucking beige. And these ag concerns have the audacity to sponsor Immortan Joe style PR campaigns with billboards and advertisements telling people not to drink too much water. Jesus fuck.



    A huge solution to the water crises these southern, FUCKING DESERT STATES are facing is... I don't know... stop trying to grow fucking acres of watermelons in a place that'd naturally be lucky to see a dusty shrub or two.
  18. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Now…if you had 150 Cadbury's Creme eggs for $15…then that would be something else! 😍

    imagine liking cadbury's chocolate, having the entire cadbury's lineup to choose from, and choosing fucking creme eggs

  19. Elbow African Astronaut
    Or just... not get arrested. Swinging dead cats around in SF has a habit of getting you arrested unless you're homeless.
  20. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny We don’t take it personally, we know the rest of the country is just jealous because they’re poor

    Being poor is a small price to pay if it means living somewhere where you can swing a dead cat and not end up hitting 30 white vegan buddhist tech bros with AI startups using deep learning algorithms and block chain technology plus proprietary hardware to make entering a meditative trance easier for the layperson.
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