Posts by Elbow

2024-05-28 at 5:52 PM UTC in I need help with a police investigation.

Elbow African Astronaut

I should change my account name to Raymond, because everybody loves me.

2024-05-28 at 5:51 PM UTC in Photos for Scron or Buff Billy

Elbow African Astronaut

Low IQ behavior, unbefitting of an educated huwhite man. Do better.

2024-05-28 at 5:51 PM UTC in Photos for Scron or Buff Billy

Elbow African Astronaut

I'm sorry there's just something incredibly childish about referring to condiments by the color of the packet they come in. Just call it mild sauce. You aren't 4 anymore. You aren't in preschool. You know more about the world than primary colors. You can read.

2024-05-28 at 5:04 PM UTC in Photos for Scron or Buff Billy

Elbow African Astronaut

>"yellow mild sauce"
>look inside
>it's red

2024-05-28 at 1:04 AM UTC in I'm re-watching Tokyo Ghoul

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by Lanny Rowling retconned a bunch of lgbt stuff, several characters are supposedly gay including dumblrdor. Luna being trans ya my head canon and no one can tell be different

It'll always be funny as fuck to me how she retconned half the cast as diverse and gay, expertly cultivating a rabidly loyal fanbase consisting of the most fervently progressive terminally online tumblr leftists, and then blew it all up by doing a hecking wrongthink. Built herself a throne of TNT and lit the fuse one day when she got bored of being famous and universally adored. God bless her.

2024-05-27 at 11:01 PM UTC in Did Solstice really mail that 13 year old girl drugs for nudes?

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by Michael Myers NO you THERE should IS become NO attracted SUCH to THING prepubescent OVER children THERE.

For some reason I'm getting the urge to hide in the bushes outside the local elementary school... weird.

Don't molest kids! Don't molest kids! Do not send drugs to minors! Do not try to harbor strange 14 year olds in your drug den! Don't molest kids!

2024-05-27 at 10:57 PM UTC in I need help with a police investigation.

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by Michael.Bauer Giuseppe Ma Mastrostefano

That definitely sounds like a real name, yeah. Think you nailed it. He's going down.

2024-05-27 at 10:51 PM UTC in Did Solstice really mail that 13 year old girl drugs for nudes?

Elbow African Astronaut

Are there like subliminal messages tucked into discord that turn people into pedophiles or what the fuck?

2024-05-27 at 10:38 PM UTC in Deport All of Them

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by Grimace I don't know who you're getting you're information from

Edit: maybe you heard through the grapevine

I waterboarded myself for you and this is how you treat me? Like you don't even know me? How awful.

2024-05-27 at 10:34 PM UTC in Deport All of Them

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by Grimace I agree with everything Quencr is saying. Massive, "rules-free" immigration is NOT a good thing.

Entirely possible that I'm misremembering, but like... I feel like you used to make fun of republican talking points, and be all-around kinda... shitlib-y. Agreeing with this:

Originally posted by Quence so few beaners and negroes possess normal intelligence that their numbers are completely overwhelmed by the masses of their ilk who seem to be almost functionally retarded

Doesn't seem like something you'd have done 7 or 8 years ago. Didn't you vote for Obama twice, then Hillary?

I guess being a small business owner is liable to change your politics over time though, so I'm not like TOTALLY surprised, even if I'm not misremembering. Which I probably am.

2024-05-27 at 10:02 PM UTC in I need help with a police investigation.

Elbow African Astronaut

Obviously this is all made up but like... for the record, I did everything in my power to not even know your daughter exists, so I can't offer much help. Hope you see justice done in the end, anyway. Even if it takes going full-on Gary Plauché.

2024-05-27 at 6:45 PM UTC in I'm re-watching Tokyo Ghoul

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by Lanny Western chicks who are into anime are fucked in the head like 95% of the time. I feel like a bit of an ass saying that, there are plenty of weird socially awkward dudes who are into anime for sure, but I think because it’s an area that’s so… not hostile to women but… just not a super comfortable space for women to be in by normal standards, the women you do find there have a tendency to be a cut above on the crazy spectrum.

I think you're just an oldje. Anime is normie territory these days, it has been colonized and sanitized by zoomies.

2024-05-27 at 5:37 PM UTC in Deport All of Them

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by Donald Trump Smart liberals are anti-mass-immigration. You can't have a nice safe swpl liberal welfare state unless the people share the same ethos.

swpl comes from "stuff white people like", and white people fucking love mass immigration. the swpl paradise can have no shortage of mexican-owned authentic taco trucks.

2024-05-27 at 4:07 PM UTC in Deport All of Them

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by Quence Bigot?? I’m simply a race realist.

Oh, also…

"Muh race realism", "muh HBD". Different names for old forms of bigotry, created in service of whipping out the skull calipers and deciding who is and isn't subhuman. Despicable.

Originally posted by Grimace Quence speaks the truth.

Last I heard you were a staunchly dem-voting lib. What changed, big guy?

2024-05-27 at 1:37 PM UTC in Update the in memory section to include the following dead users.

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by Instigator Which one was the one who died on Irc chat and saying he was hard-core after taking stupid amounts of drugs?

He's my favourite.

He wasn't even one of ours.

2024-05-27 at 2:12 AM UTC in Donald Trump is a bad man for lying about the 2020 election but

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I can't do that in good conscience. I have my principles.

2024-05-27 at 1:59 AM UTC in Donald Trump is a bad man for lying about the 2020 election but

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's the Great Replacement. They need to get rid of you and replace you with a foreigner who will vote for them, since you won't.

maybe u should just vote for them then huh dummy

2024-05-27 at 1:55 AM UTC in STICKY INNER ELBOWS DUE TO HOT, HUMID WEATHER...

Elbow African Astronaut

i am NOT sticky

2024-05-27 at 1:30 AM UTC in RIP Nina "Privacycunt" Newman

Elbow African Astronaut

Bruce Wayne's parents:

Originally posted by WellHung PLEASE DON'T AMBUSH ME BEHIND THE MOVIE THEATER

2024-05-27 at 12:09 AM UTC in Users I will NEVER have sexual intercourse with (and why)

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by Donald Trump I feel bad for Bradley now.

I am a heartless woman. A stone cold bitch. Just awful.

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